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The Book of Stuffs; A semi-IC journal slash book-of-spells
Topic Started: Oct 15 2009, 03:14 PM (40 Views)
Barachiel
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Vampiric pain in the ass
Thought of this one on the fly today

To summon a chair
Cloth meet Cloth
Ass meet Chair
Travel to Each Other
Through the Air
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
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Barachiel
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Vampiric pain in the ass
Spellwork is a bit choppy. Note to self: Edit!

To call the Rains.

Water resting way up High
Sleeping within the distant Sky
Awaken and Descend now
For the land beneath is Dry

The Land beneath requires a Godsend
So bring the dry spell to an End
Let the clouds above now Cry
And put this place upon the Mend.
Note, requires a map of the area you are calling rain to, a basin of water, and a sponge. Dip the sponge in the water, and hold it over the map. Letting it drip normally brings everyday rain, squishing lightly and sporadically causes off-and-on rains, while completely emptying the sponge causes uncontrolled torrential downpours, high chance of flooding. Spell requires at least three Mages.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
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