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Tim Morris's Spec Projects; discussion topic
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Topic Started: Jun 9 2018, 01:08 PM (423 Views)
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Caesio16
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Jun 9 2018, 01:08 PM
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the sweet jingle-jangle of the coral triangle
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Many of you may have heard of Tim Morris aka Pristichampsus, but for those who do not, he is a prolific artist and spec-biologist with an interest in cryptozoology. He has also contributed to the Neocene project and the Speculative Dinosaur Project (I hate Little for calling it uncreative). This is a topic to discuss his many works, which are linked to below.
Teratopia: https://landofabominations.weebly.com/ Cryptozoologicon response: https://cryptoresponse.weebly.com/ and https://cryptoresponsereturns.weebly.com/ Darkest Menagerie: https://darkestmenagerie.weebly.com/ Millions After Mankind: https://millionsafter.weebly.com/ Panthalassa Nova: https://panthalassanova.weebly.com/ Atmospheric Lifeforms: https://atmosmonsters.weebly.com/ Pontential Yesterdays: https://potentailyesterdays.weebly.com/ and https://ourpotentialyest.weebly.com/ Demons of the Deep: https://seademons.weebly.com/ Exobiology 101: https://xenobiology.weebly.com/ Terran Legacy (a spinoff of Millions After): https://terranlegacy.weebly.com/ and his Deviantart gallery (which contains several more projects): https://pristichampsus.deviantart.com/gallery/
Edited by Caesio16, Jun 9 2018, 04:34 PM.
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Spoiler: click to toggle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Spoiler: click to toggle No regrets. Riveting feet is a very unpleasant idea anyway. –Holben
Today I awoke with a sharp pain in my everything; but it was the pain of victory! –Urufumarukai
You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Dromaeosaurus
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Jun 9 2018, 01:50 PM
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Haemothermic orthostatic matrotrophic lexiphanic deuterostome
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Thanks for putting them together in one post, it was becoming hard to keep track of all his work.
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My deviantART page - My other extra-project work - Natural History of Horus and its flora and fauna - A graphic history of life (also here) - AuxLang Project: a worldwide language - Behold THE MEGACLADOGRAM - World Without West: an alternate history
SpecEvo Tutorials: Habitable Solar Systems (galaxies, stars and moons); Planets (geology, oceans and atmosphere); Ecology (energy, biomes and relationships); Alternative Biochemistry (basic elements, solvents, pigments); Biomechanics (body structure, skeletons, locomotion); Bioenergetics (photosynthesis, digestion, respiration); Perception (sense organs and nervous system); Reproduction (from genetics to childbirth); Offense and Defense (camouflage, poisons and weapons); Intelligence (EQ, consciousness and smartest animals); Civilizations (technology, domestication and culture); Exotic Life (living crystals, nuclear life, 2D biology); Evolution (genetics, selection and speed); Phylogeny (trees of life); Guide to Naming (how to name your creations) (and more!)
My projects here:
Natural History of Horus (19th century naturalists... in space) Galactic Anthropology (intelligence takes many forms around the Milky Way) Settlers from the Deep (a tour in a blind and slimy future) Coming soon: A Matter of Time (a history of the future... all of it)
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Caesio16
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Jun 9 2018, 02:35 PM
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the sweet jingle-jangle of the coral triangle
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Your welcome
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Spoiler: click to toggle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Spoiler: click to toggle No regrets. Riveting feet is a very unpleasant idea anyway. –Holben
Today I awoke with a sharp pain in my everything; but it was the pain of victory! –Urufumarukai
You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Wkhuh duh rqob wzr jhqghuv
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Jun 9 2018, 03:07 PM
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is he British because for some reason i can't help but feel that he is British
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user quotes:
"pee is stored in the balls" - Ebervalius
"Young ciliaurrg grow on the rear of the parent and look like small slurrg." - ZoologicalBotanist
active projects: R.T.K.L(Rotifer Tardigrade Kinorhyncha Loriciferans)
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Velociraptor
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Jun 9 2018, 04:32 PM
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He’s Australian IIRC.
He worked on the Speculative Dinosaur Project as well.
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Unnamed No K-Pg project: coming whenever, maybe never. I got ideas tho.
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Caesio16
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Jun 9 2018, 04:33 PM
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the sweet jingle-jangle of the coral triangle
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He did? okay i'll edit that in here.
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Spoiler: click to toggle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Spoiler: click to toggle No regrets. Riveting feet is a very unpleasant idea anyway. –Holben
Today I awoke with a sharp pain in my everything; but it was the pain of victory! –Urufumarukai
You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Wkhuh duh rqob wzr jhqghuv
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GlarnBoudin
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Jun 9 2018, 04:51 PM
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Disgusting Skin Fetishist
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He's also got a common site where you can access all his stuff: http://tdmcreative.weebly.com/
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Quotes
Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Spoiler: click to toggle Evolutionary Continuum: Jurassic Safari: An adventure 65 million years in the making continues. The Future is Altered: When man plays God, he plays to win.
Alternative Evolution: The Extended Jurassic: The time of the titans extends through the Cretaceous Xensaron: Second chance for the strange
The Habitable Zone: Bellator: A World at War Pentrex: The five worlds of the five champions of the dinosaur world, together at last.
Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
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Jun 22 2018, 05:21 AM
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Jun 22 2018, 06:47 AM
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Astarte an alt eocene world,now on long hiatus but you never know Fanauraa; The rebirth of Aotearoa future evo set in new zealand after a mass extinction coming soon......a world that was seeded with earth´s weridest and who knows what is coming next...........
" I have to know what the world will be looking throw a future beyond us I have to know what could have been if fate acted in another way I have to know what lies on the unknown universe I have to know that the laws of thee universe can be broken throw The Spec I gain strength to the inner peace the is not good of evil only nature and change,the evolution of all livings beings" "
Spoiler: click to toggle coming soon......a world seeded by outcast clades and some important easily forgotten ones.the world of the caecilians and company and who knows what is coming next...........[comming soon/spoiler] Spoiler: click to toggle Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Lyvatan The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the newbies would tell you. It’s a forum legend. Lyvatan was an admin of the forum, so powerful and so wise he could use science to influence the human imagination to create life… He had such a knowledge of the forum that he could even keep the ones he cared about from leaving.Speculative Evolution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his admin power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice banned him while he was offline. Ironic. He could save others from leaving the community, but not himself.
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Jun 22 2018, 07:59 AM
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why thoutgh? Because some of them are not just "weird for the sake of being weird" and build upon established canon.
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Current/Completed Projects - After the Holocene: Your run-of-the-mill future evolution project. - A History of the Odessa Rhinoceros: What happens when you ship 28 southern white rhinoceri to Texas and try and farm them? Quite a lot, actually.
Future Projects - XenoSphere: The greatest zoo in the galaxy. - The Curious Case of the Woolly Giraffe: A case study of an eocene relic. - Untittled Asylum Studios-Based Project: The truth behind all the CGI schlock - Riggslandia V.II: A World 150 million years in the making
Potential Projects - Klowns: The biology and culture of a creepy-yet-fascinating being
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Jun 22 2018, 09:11 AM
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the sweet jingle-jangle of the coral triangle
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 I had to do it I do't get it, what s the joke?
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You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
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Jun 22 2018, 10:11 AM
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Because some of them are not just "weird for the sake of being weird"
Not really, some of those are still weird for the sake of being weird, beaked rodents, cephalopods with elbows, the hog and the flish are still okay with the actual canon though.
For the image I do not understand what exactly refers to "soul"? If you mean more design and ideas, both are on the same leve, for plausibility Morris said that these are supposed to be as plausible as the ones of the documentary so there is nothing relevant, and if you mean more species, that would make some sense but still doesn't constitute to have more soul that the original source material.
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Coming one day Age of Mankind Humanity fate and its possible finals.
The Long Cosmic Journey The history outside our world.
The alternative paths The multiverse, the final frontier...
Holocene park: Welcome to the biggest adventure of the last 215 million years, where the age of mammals comes to life again! Cambrian mars: An interesting experiment on an unprecedented scale, the life of a particular and important period in the history of our planet, the cambric life, has been transported to a terraformed and habitable mars in an alternative past. Two different paths, two different worlds, but same life and same weirdness.
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Jun 22 2018, 10:42 AM
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i think it's trying to say the creatures in The Future Is Wild all look souless
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truteal
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Jun 22 2018, 02:25 PM
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i think it's trying to say the creatures in The Future Is Wild all look souless Mainly Tim Morris' work is superior in every single way
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Jun 22 2018, 03:39 PM
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Disagreed. While Tim Morris is certainly one of the greats of spec, tfiw makers had some creative ideas as well. I dont see anything wrong with the plausibilty of TFiW myself except for the fact that the spink and several other 5 MYH animals (though the spinky is by far the most egregious example) seem to have been to far derived for their age. Also, about the "Tim Morris work is superior in every single way" thing also is just wrong in my opinion. Seriously Megasquid and Bumblebeetle and windrunner were uncreative (that is what i am assume your meaning of the comment is)? Why? what is so very bad about the future is wild anyway?
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Spoiler: click to toggle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Spoiler: click to toggle No regrets. Riveting feet is a very unpleasant idea anyway. –Holben
Today I awoke with a sharp pain in my everything; but it was the pain of victory! –Urufumarukai
You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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