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Caesio16
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May 6 2018, 01:42 PM
Post #16
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Spoiler: click to toggle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Spoiler: click to toggle No regrets. Riveting feet is a very unpleasant idea anyway. –Holben
Today I awoke with a sharp pain in my everything; but it was the pain of victory! –Urufumarukai
You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
- Bothremyidae
- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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