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Spec webcomic
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Topic Started: Nov 20 2016, 10:13 AM (1,615 Views)
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Archeoraptor
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Nov 20 2016, 10:13 AM
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hi guys,so yesterday thanks to nigthwhite idea I decided that it would be cool to do some webcomics about the forumm like the ones russwallace used to do,that show how is the community,this may be a bit satyrical but I wouldn´t want to offense anyone,I hope you like the idea and if you have any suggestions about new comics tell me via DM
here is the first one:
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Astarte an alt eocene world,now on long hiatus but you never know Fanauraa; The rebirth of Aotearoa future evo set in new zealand after a mass extinction coming soon......a world that was seeded with earth´s weridest and who knows what is coming next...........
" I have to know what the world will be looking throw a future beyond us I have to know what could have been if fate acted in another way I have to know what lies on the unknown universe I have to know that the laws of thee universe can be broken throw The Spec I gain strength to the inner peace the is not good of evil only nature and change,the evolution of all livings beings" "
Spoiler: click to toggle coming soon......a world seeded by outcast clades and some important easily forgotten ones.the world of the caecilians and company and who knows what is coming next...........[comming soon/spoiler] Spoiler: click to toggle Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Lyvatan The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the newbies would tell you. It’s a forum legend. Lyvatan was an admin of the forum, so powerful and so wise he could use science to influence the human imagination to create life… He had such a knowledge of the forum that he could even keep the ones he cared about from leaving.Speculative Evolution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his admin power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice banned him while he was offline. Ironic. He could save others from leaving the community, but not himself.
Speccer´s Quotes "The moral of the story: never trust a catfish"-Bettleboy
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Dr Nitwhite
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Nov 20 2016, 01:56 PM
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Looks great so far!
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Speculative Evolution Projects- The Great Song (5 myh, North America is filled with giant coots, life in the clouds, and the songs of human descendants. One curious society has devoted itself to the study of this world) The Curious World of Laniakea (An endless world of islands, shallow seas, mangrove swamps, and reefs) Hidden Spring (A partner project between myself and Beetleboy- exploring a future where a twist of cosmic fate changes the planet forever)
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Final SE Lifelist standings 1. Sayornis (82) 2. Dr Nitwhite (79) ↑ 3. Steampunk FireFinch (44) ↓ 4. The Dodo (26) 5. W.C.K.D (23) 6. Sphenodon (21) 7. Sheather (19) 8. Beetleboy (19) 9. Thylacine (16) 10. Monster (15) 11. HangingTheif (15) 12. Aptornis (13) 13. Stealth Rock (10) 14. KomradeWatcher (9) 15. lamna (7) 16. Flisch (5) 17. Olympianmaster (4) ↑ 18. Archipithecus (2) ↓ 19. Datura (1) ↓ 20. Giant Blue Anteater (1) ↓ 21. Kachimushi (1) BREAKING NEWS We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this cutting edge report. ATTENDANCE DROPS DRASTICALLY ON SE SERVER This past Monday on Discord, famous server Speculative Evolution took a hit in the attendance office when it's offline member list suddenly reappeared. Mods scrambled to rectify the situation, but unfortunately there was little anyone could do. Server member Ivan was asked what he thought of the situation. "So long as Flisch, lord of machines and scion of Urborg lives, all will be well". SE, (in)famous for it's eccentric userbase, has recently been spiraling downward, and now we have hard conformation of the decline. Moderator "High Lord" Icthyander states "There is nothing to be concerned about, Discord is merely changing its UI again", but members are beginning to suspect the honesty of their staff. Stay tuned, we'll be back with more at 11.
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Flisch
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Nov 20 2016, 03:16 PM
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You might want to increase the contrast between the people's "skins" and the background.
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We have a discord. If you want to join, simply message me, Icthyander or Sphenodon.
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Dakka!
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Nov 20 2016, 06:13 PM
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I don't mind if it's satirical. That makes it funny. You have to learn to laugh at yourself too you know.
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Finncredibad
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Nov 20 2016, 11:22 PM
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"Sin is not real. It is a manmade concept to make us feel bad about things that are natural"- MrRepzion
"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
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"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
"Sometimes in the name of science, you have to give cocain to a fish"- Ben Taub
"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
"And he is afraid to be raped by Dutch people, Which is racist"- Olympian
"What even happened? I never thought I'd be whistfully looking back on your trying to rape Ivan"-icthyander
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Ivan_The_Inedible
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Nov 20 2016, 11:29 PM
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There are some who call me... Spencer.
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Definitely more bread. Lots of bread.
Definitely no secretive evil plans here, no siree.
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Quotes are a thing I count myself as British when it suits me. -Ddraig Goch A magical beast that shits lightning in the name of the Warsaw Pact. -Kamineigh My friend was about to date this girl and then found out she was his second cousin. -Jasonguppy In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. -Flashman63 Don't underestimate dials sexual advice, if you do get with her, it will be a lot easier than finding Japanese for blowjob. -Seascorpion I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. -Velociraptor It's just one species( Homo sapiens) on one little planet that I don't get along with... -Russwallac WITH OR WITHOUT NUTS? -Kamineigh Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. -Zihuatanejo Wait...you didn't urinate today did you? -Lamna Everybody knows people are 100% gay and anyone who claims not to be is in the closet. -Colddigger I regret everything I ever did and said. Ever. -KomradeWatcher Clearly, you have to start with the element that doesn't have any protons at all. -Kamineigh I will refer to her as Shelob, and hope she doesn't eat Fred. -Monster An Admantus has multiple forms, one of which is a derived hoatzin, or a floating cetacean. -OlympianMaster Soup is the spawn of Satan. -OlympianMaster Gosh you guys, 12 is the age for coke, not smokes. -Colddigger Why has Trex841 forsaken us? -Sheather I'll hit you in the armpit if you change your avatar. -Lamna And this is what the big one calls a 'camera'. Do smile politely, Alex. -Sheather's birb You are dunked in the vat of reverse-aging goo until you fit the criteria. -Holben the Popshroom is something of a counterpart to Nitwhite's endlessly ascending murderpigeons. -Sayornis And then a tree grew out of my desk. -Malicious Monkey All hail robo-Stalin. -Mr. Mysterio The greater risk involved in getting greater-cat droppings might also, in itself, make them more valued. -Sayornis Honestly Livyatan was worse than Parasky. -The Heretic Flisch. - Quote:
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Glarn, don't fuck the cave baboons. -Mr. Mysterio ANswer to every question thrown at you: crush a town with a burning meteor. -thatdudeun0 Oh, come on, I knew I should have gone with the pedophiles! -Trex841 You said fucking wot about Duecideye? -Dr. Nitwhite Therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels. -Sphenodon What the fuck is an isopod doing in Hawaii? -Glarnboudin Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience. -Flisch Specula existed as a top secret military project, that resulted in the creation of such beings as Lamna and Parasky, who were to be used in the war against Ba Sing Se. Eventually though, they ended up created Fakey, and they attempted to terminate it. Livyatan made the mistake of trying to save it, and he released the experiments from their containment, giving rise to the forum as we know it today. -Komrade Watcher We will not have fun here! We are talking about the scientific viability of adorable monsters that you keep in balls and use to fight other 10-year-olds' monsters for money and glory! THIS IS SEWIOUS -Glarnboudin I'd have mixed feelings about killing Parasky. -Hangingthief. They won that game, btw, as foretold by the ALL SEEING BIRD. -CanidaeSkull from tumblr Join with us, in the Illumi-Spec-y. -Ivan_The_Inedible I need him for totally legal things. Definitley not mass-cloning. -Ivan_The_Inedible Is normal a good word to describe any of us? -Dragon Who will know? Truly a god of abject pain and suffering. ESPECIALLY after what Parasky did to him. In case of Spec-destroying emergency, post in the enclosed thread.
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TerrificTyler
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Nov 21 2016, 08:39 AM
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You can never have too many hyraxes
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Finncredibad
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Nov 21 2016, 12:13 PM
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Hyraxes are just guinea pigs and you know it Tyler
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Favorite quotes
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"I'm so antigay my lips are adapted to repel penis"~ Octo
"Sin is not real. It is a manmade concept to make us feel bad about things that are natural"- MrRepzion
"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
"Mike Wazowski: he Only has one eye he is incapable of winking because that requires a second and blinking is both eyes, Mike bwinks."- Malik Obama
"Kids love frog titties"- Lamna
"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
"Sometimes in the name of science, you have to give cocain to a fish"- Ben Taub
"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
"And he is afraid to be raped by Dutch people, Which is racist"- Olympian
"What even happened? I never thought I'd be whistfully looking back on your trying to rape Ivan"-icthyander
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Archeoraptor
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Nov 21 2016, 03:45 PM
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 thanks for the positive reply
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Astarte an alt eocene world,now on long hiatus but you never know Fanauraa; The rebirth of Aotearoa future evo set in new zealand after a mass extinction coming soon......a world that was seeded with earth´s weridest and who knows what is coming next...........
" I have to know what the world will be looking throw a future beyond us I have to know what could have been if fate acted in another way I have to know what lies on the unknown universe I have to know that the laws of thee universe can be broken throw The Spec I gain strength to the inner peace the is not good of evil only nature and change,the evolution of all livings beings" "
Spoiler: click to toggle coming soon......a world seeded by outcast clades and some important easily forgotten ones.the world of the caecilians and company and who knows what is coming next...........[comming soon/spoiler] Spoiler: click to toggle Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Lyvatan The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the newbies would tell you. It’s a forum legend. Lyvatan was an admin of the forum, so powerful and so wise he could use science to influence the human imagination to create life… He had such a knowledge of the forum that he could even keep the ones he cared about from leaving.Speculative Evolution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his admin power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice banned him while he was offline. Ironic. He could save others from leaving the community, but not himself.
Speccer´s Quotes "The moral of the story: never trust a catfish"-Bettleboy
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LittleLazyLass
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Nov 21 2016, 04:23 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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Hmm, that's decidedly not a hammer.
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
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im the black market
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot.
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Dr Nitwhite
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Nov 21 2016, 04:24 PM
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Ban paddle.
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Speculative Evolution Projects- The Great Song (5 myh, North America is filled with giant coots, life in the clouds, and the songs of human descendants. One curious society has devoted itself to the study of this world) The Curious World of Laniakea (An endless world of islands, shallow seas, mangrove swamps, and reefs) Hidden Spring (A partner project between myself and Beetleboy- exploring a future where a twist of cosmic fate changes the planet forever)
Other Relevant Work-
Final SE Lifelist standings 1. Sayornis (82) 2. Dr Nitwhite (79) ↑ 3. Steampunk FireFinch (44) ↓ 4. The Dodo (26) 5. W.C.K.D (23) 6. Sphenodon (21) 7. Sheather (19) 8. Beetleboy (19) 9. Thylacine (16) 10. Monster (15) 11. HangingTheif (15) 12. Aptornis (13) 13. Stealth Rock (10) 14. KomradeWatcher (9) 15. lamna (7) 16. Flisch (5) 17. Olympianmaster (4) ↑ 18. Archipithecus (2) ↓ 19. Datura (1) ↓ 20. Giant Blue Anteater (1) ↓ 21. Kachimushi (1) BREAKING NEWS We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this cutting edge report. ATTENDANCE DROPS DRASTICALLY ON SE SERVER This past Monday on Discord, famous server Speculative Evolution took a hit in the attendance office when it's offline member list suddenly reappeared. Mods scrambled to rectify the situation, but unfortunately there was little anyone could do. Server member Ivan was asked what he thought of the situation. "So long as Flisch, lord of machines and scion of Urborg lives, all will be well". SE, (in)famous for it's eccentric userbase, has recently been spiraling downward, and now we have hard conformation of the decline. Moderator "High Lord" Icthyander states "There is nothing to be concerned about, Discord is merely changing its UI again", but members are beginning to suspect the honesty of their staff. Stay tuned, we'll be back with more at 11.
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Mr Mysterio
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Nov 21 2016, 04:45 PM
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Spec frat. Initiation involves getting lightly spanked by the Ban Paddle.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
"When Ron the Mighty has stood in front of the gate of heaven he begins to denounce it. He cries, 'heaven is for those too scared of nothingness, I will go no further then my mortal flesh will carry. This mirror is the sick bed of heaven Harry, the eternity of pansy lies.' Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror, he is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now. This destroys Harry. Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror, and the design of the cosmos versus the terminal beauty of being a wizard." -- Wizard People, Dear Reader: Chapter 23
Coming Soon/To be Rebooted:
How To Hunt Gods - Everything you need to know about Gods and the art of God-killing.
Intrazoology - The world of semi-corporeal lifeforms. A world you walk through every day, without even knowing it.
The Dungeonverse - Magical creatures forced to adapt in huge, underground caverns, while surface-dwelling humans go dungeoneering for treasure.
Crossover - A mish-mash of worlds, with Earth smack in the middle of the chaos. What could go wrong?
no worries NO STINGER NO WORRIES

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Dakka!
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Nov 21 2016, 10:18 PM
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Paddle? My parents used a stick. Which one hurts more?
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"I was a Psychiatrist in Florida! For 3 weeks! Have you ever been to Florida?"
Some project ideas The Future is Right Ediacaran Explosion Great Old Ones Skinkworld
Unrelated:The Final Spec:What Could Have Been, And Still Can
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Nov 21 2016, 10:34 PM
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There are some who call me... Spencer.
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Definitely the paddle, if it's got holes in it. But anyways, I say the BanHammer is something too sacred to be kept around us non-Staff.
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Quotes are a thing I count myself as British when it suits me. -Ddraig Goch A magical beast that shits lightning in the name of the Warsaw Pact. -Kamineigh My friend was about to date this girl and then found out she was his second cousin. -Jasonguppy In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. -Flashman63 Don't underestimate dials sexual advice, if you do get with her, it will be a lot easier than finding Japanese for blowjob. -Seascorpion I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. -Velociraptor It's just one species( Homo sapiens) on one little planet that I don't get along with... -Russwallac WITH OR WITHOUT NUTS? -Kamineigh Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. -Zihuatanejo Wait...you didn't urinate today did you? -Lamna Everybody knows people are 100% gay and anyone who claims not to be is in the closet. -Colddigger I regret everything I ever did and said. Ever. -KomradeWatcher Clearly, you have to start with the element that doesn't have any protons at all. -Kamineigh I will refer to her as Shelob, and hope she doesn't eat Fred. -Monster An Admantus has multiple forms, one of which is a derived hoatzin, or a floating cetacean. -OlympianMaster Soup is the spawn of Satan. -OlympianMaster Gosh you guys, 12 is the age for coke, not smokes. -Colddigger Why has Trex841 forsaken us? -Sheather I'll hit you in the armpit if you change your avatar. -Lamna And this is what the big one calls a 'camera'. Do smile politely, Alex. -Sheather's birb You are dunked in the vat of reverse-aging goo until you fit the criteria. -Holben the Popshroom is something of a counterpart to Nitwhite's endlessly ascending murderpigeons. -Sayornis And then a tree grew out of my desk. -Malicious Monkey All hail robo-Stalin. -Mr. Mysterio The greater risk involved in getting greater-cat droppings might also, in itself, make them more valued. -Sayornis Honestly Livyatan was worse than Parasky. -The Heretic Flisch. - Quote:
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Glarn, don't fuck the cave baboons. -Mr. Mysterio ANswer to every question thrown at you: crush a town with a burning meteor. -thatdudeun0 Oh, come on, I knew I should have gone with the pedophiles! -Trex841 You said fucking wot about Duecideye? -Dr. Nitwhite Therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels. -Sphenodon What the fuck is an isopod doing in Hawaii? -Glarnboudin Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience. -Flisch Specula existed as a top secret military project, that resulted in the creation of such beings as Lamna and Parasky, who were to be used in the war against Ba Sing Se. Eventually though, they ended up created Fakey, and they attempted to terminate it. Livyatan made the mistake of trying to save it, and he released the experiments from their containment, giving rise to the forum as we know it today. -Komrade Watcher We will not have fun here! We are talking about the scientific viability of adorable monsters that you keep in balls and use to fight other 10-year-olds' monsters for money and glory! THIS IS SEWIOUS -Glarnboudin I'd have mixed feelings about killing Parasky. -Hangingthief. They won that game, btw, as foretold by the ALL SEEING BIRD. -CanidaeSkull from tumblr Join with us, in the Illumi-Spec-y. -Ivan_The_Inedible I need him for totally legal things. Definitley not mass-cloning. -Ivan_The_Inedible Is normal a good word to describe any of us? -Dragon Who will know? Truly a god of abject pain and suffering. ESPECIALLY after what Parasky did to him. In case of Spec-destroying emergency, post in the enclosed thread.
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Nov 21 2016, 10:39 PM
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Ah that's why its called the Banpaddle here, to avoid us seizing its awesome power for ourselves.
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"I was a Psychiatrist in Florida! For 3 weeks! Have you ever been to Florida?"
Some project ideas The Future is Right Ediacaran Explosion Great Old Ones Skinkworld
Unrelated:The Final Spec:What Could Have Been, And Still Can
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