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Kaiju Wars Discussion and Creation; The Rebootening
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Topic Started: Nov 6 2016, 07:23 PM (311 Views)
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Nov 6 2016, 07:23 PM
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Now, I remember a really old thread made by Russ which allowed you to mash up animals and use them to fight. It didn't receive much attention so I'm gonna reboot it and see what happens.
Rules
Spoiler: click to toggle You grab Earth animals combine them and create a Kaiju. In the previous thread it was called an Eugenic. You can play using two modes. 1:Make your own 2:Ask from other members(this is much more difficult but whoever manages to pull it off will get very powerful Kaiju)
Other rules: Nothing above a ton. That's 1000 kilograms or 2000 pounds. The most you can have as a chemical weapon is bombardier beetle. No fire is allowed at all times. Only earth animals. Extant or Extinct. Maximum of ten animals in your Kaiju NO HUMAN DNA ALLOWED. THIS INCLUDES HOMINIDS UP UNTIL AUSTRALOPITHECUS. Chimpanzees are allowed. So are gorillas No copying
How to fight: After you have created your Kaiju ask for a match up from another member. If the member agrees decide on the environment you'll be fighting in and I'll calculate which one wins upon which I will write it as a sort of story in the fight thread.
No one posts on the fight thread unless you have been asked to write a battle and accepted.
Have a great time making your battlebeast! Here's mine which you can use as a template. Pictures are not required. You can give it a scientific name or you can just call it say, Bob. I'm taking that name.
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DNA:Cheetah, Peregrine Falcon, Sailfish, Tiger Beetle, Free-tailed Bat, Hawkmoth, Mantis Shrimp, Colossal Squid, Bombardier Beetle, Hero Shrew
Description: A cheetah's body, equally adapted for land, sea and air. A fusion of bat, bird and hawkmoth wings covered with chitin and keratin feathers allow it to sense air currents like a bird and the hawkmoth wing design coupled with a bats wings give it incredible speed and agility. It can fly at a speed of 200km/h on a horizontal line and dive at 400 km/h. The wings are a fusion of the three wing shapes and have the bats fingers integrated into them to increase efficiency, speed and maneuverability.
It possesses six legs of which only four are used for running. A fusion of tiger beetle and cheetah legs give it the ability to run at 100m/h for much longer than a cheetah and can also be used in fights to make blindingly quick attacks. The two front claws resemble mantis shrimp smashers but equipped with five talon like retractable blades gained from the cheetah and the falcon. Upsized to a body the size of a shire horse, they produce immense strikes
Its fur, if it can be called that, is composed of keratin and chitin and are tipped and barbed with spear like points running down its back. In the water, this spiky crest acts as a dorsal fin, stabilising the animal. They also possess nematocysts should an opponent brush up against it.
Its tail is unique. To propel it underwater, the tail is much thicker and muscular than should be for a terrestrial mammal. It has been flipped horizontally as the bodyplan is that of a mammals. Underwater, thanks to its tail and streamlining of its body, it can reach a speed of 70km/h and sustain it for a full half an hour thanks to its gills and more effective falcon respiratory system. Underwater, its fur acts as shark denticles further reducing drag. They also boast the colours of a peacock mantis shrimp.
Its bones are of an interlocking design gained from the hero shrew. Coupled with the falcons hollow bones and airsacs, its bones are extraordinarily light yet as strong as titanium.
The head resembles mostly a mantis shrimps excepting the lack of feelers to streamline it and the non extendable eyes. It is here that it possesses one of its most powerful weapons, the chemical spray. Under its head is a siphon taken from a squid and connected to twin chambers containing volatile chemicals. The chemicals are mixed together then shot out in a blisteringly hot acidic jet that can hit a target a 100 yards away.
Weapons: -Chemical Jet -Nematocysts -Mantis shrimp smashers -Tiger beetle mandibles combined with cheetahs teeth and falcon beak
Weaknesses: -Chemical Jet can only be used once -Nematocysts are restricted to only the dorsal fin -Smashers are restricted to close range -At top land speed it is blind and has to constantly pause to look around
Statistics: 800kg 4 meters long 6ft at shoulders
Miscellaneous Factoids: Bob likes bacon better than beef. He is also very aggressive to anybody not wearing a backpack for some reason. EDIT:No technological enhancements and/or weapons. Work with the animals guys not the soulless unfeeling machines.
Edited by Dakka!, Nov 6 2016, 08:48 PM.
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Dakka!
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Nov 6 2016, 08:47 PM
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Um Tet, I specifically stated nothing over a ton. Also, i think I should disallow technological enhancements cause that's a bit like cheating since you get extra weapons even though you're supposed to take weapons from the DNA of animals.
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Nov 6 2016, 09:23 PM
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Oh I misread the weight limit. My apologies, I will get around to editing later.
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Nov 6 2016, 10:04 PM
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Okay, after you've made the necessary changes I'll challenge you and I'll go ask Sheather or some other member to write the fight so that its not biased.
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Nov 7 2016, 07:53 AM
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neither lizard nor boy nor beetle . . . but a little of all three
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Okay, after you've made the necessary changes I'll challenge you and I'll go ask Sheather or some other member to write the fight so that its not biased. Um, I don't really think sheather or anybody else will really be interested in writing something like that for somebody else.
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Nov 7 2016, 08:03 AM
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Hmmm... Then I have a problem. Meh, this thread can just be used to create your fantasy creature then.
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Nov 7 2016, 03:49 PM
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This has been done. http://z9.invisionfree.com/Genome_Incorporated/index.php?
Also, who the hell makes kaiju that are only one ton or lower?
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Nov 7 2016, 06:28 PM
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Ah ah ah, kaiju means strange beast in Japanese. Daikaiju means huge strange beast. There's a difference. Oh there's already a forum for that? Okay never mind.
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