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Topic Started: Nov 6 2016, 12:28 PM (19,626 Views)
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IIGSY
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Nov 7 2016, 08:54 PM
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- flashman63
- Nov 7 2016, 08:08 PM
Nice
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
"RIP, rest in Peytoia."-Little
"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
Phylogeny of the arthropods and some related groups
In honor of the greatest clade of all time
More pictures
Other cool things
All African countries can fit into Brazil
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IIGSY
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Nov 7 2016, 09:09 PM
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Tunicates are actually lophotrochozoans
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
"RIP, rest in Peytoia."-Little
"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
Phylogeny of the arthropods and some related groups
In honor of the greatest clade of all time
More pictures
Other cool things
All African countries can fit into Brazil
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Sphenodon
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Nov 7 2016, 09:52 PM
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Birds are actually ornithischian dinosaurs - the saurischians produced the near-identical Enantiornithines and some superficially identical groups, but birds as we know them are descended from a tiny arboreal species resembling Kulindadromaeus.
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We have a Discord server! If you would like to join, simply message myself, Flisch, or Icthyander. Some of my ideas (nothing real yet, but soon): Refugium: A last chance for collapsing ecosystems and their inhabitants. Pansauria: A terraforming project featuring the evolution of exactly one animal - the marine iguana. Mars Renewed: An insight into the life of Mars thirty million years after its terraforming by humankind. Microcosm: An exceedingly small environment. Alcyon: A planet colonized by species remodeled into new niches by genetic engineering. Oddballs: Aberrant representatives of various biological groups compete and coexist. ..and probably some other stuff at some point (perhaps a no K-T project). Stay tuned!
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Nov 7 2016, 10:02 PM
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The hedgehog is actually a legume, and genetically engineered humans by injecting a pig embryo into the womb of a chimpanzee and supplying the embryo with steroid infused blood (of both parents), high doses of panda porn, minion memes, and highly distorted Metallica songs, creating the perfect tortured organism.
(Why do I do this to myself)
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"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
"Mike Wazowski: he Only has one eye he is incapable of winking because that requires a second and blinking is both eyes, Mike bwinks."- Malik Obama
"Kids love frog titties"- Lamna
"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
"Sometimes in the name of science, you have to give cocain to a fish"- Ben Taub
"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
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"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
"And he is afraid to be raped by Dutch people, Which is racist"- Olympian
"What even happened? I never thought I'd be whistfully looking back on your trying to rape Ivan"-icthyander
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Nov 7 2016, 10:20 PM
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- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
- Nov 7 2016, 08:52 PM
Tuataras are actually lizards after all
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Varanids are actually derived pelycosaur synapsids.
Uuuuuummmm, that sounds extremely familiar:
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Sphenodonts are actually highly derived pelycosaurian synapsids.
(wink wink, nudge nudge, ;D)
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Nov 7 2016, 10:37 PM
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- SemiCylinder
- Nov 7 2016, 06:17 PM
Dolphins are more intelligent than we are, and are capable of interstellar flight.
So long so long so long so long Mice are actually extremely intelligent organisms, capable of interstellar communications, and in possession of most of the knowledge in the universe and enough business know-how to put that knowledge to good use.
On an unrelated note, anyone here know what 6 X 9 is?
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My (future) projects Kalian 6: floaters and flyers vie for dominance in a soup-thick atmosphere More Than Quantum: teleporting life forms in a universe with very different rules
Lyrics I like "If I need to I'll go through you and absorb your fucking powers!" -George Watsky "Paranoia paranoia everybody's comin' to get me..." -Harvey Danger "I went and spent a G tho on a speedo at Moscino (neato!)" -Todrick Hall "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell." -Cake "Scattered shadows on the wall, watch the low light fall." -The Weepies "The crew compartment's burning up." -The Long Winters
Sci-fi books you should read The Southern Reach Trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer The Hitchhiker's Guide Series by Douglas Adams Ender's Saga by Orson Scott Card Lilith's Brood by Octavia Butler The Orthogonal Series by Greg Egan Too many more to name...
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Nov 7 2016, 10:38 PM
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- Talenkauen Spook
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- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
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Tuataras are actually lizards after all
- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
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Varanids are actually derived pelycosaur synapsids.
Uuuuuummmm, that sounds extremely familiar: - Talenkauen Spook
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Sphenodonts are actually highly derived pelycosaurian synapsids.
(wink wink, nudge nudge, ;D)
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
-A sapient species formed a burgeoning civilization on the shores of Lake Vostok in Antarctica prior to its glaciation; they were wiped out by the rapid freezes brought about by the opening of Drake's Passage. -Rhynchosaurs survived until the Oligocene as blind, tunneling gnawers similar in appearance to reptilian mole rats. -Life only originated once in the universe via unknown means, and all other life is merely the result of panspermia or intentional colonization/seeding of planets. BONUS: The origin of life in the universe is Earth, with all "aliens" being descended from Earth biota transplanted elsewhere at some point in the past.
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We have a Discord server! If you would like to join, simply message myself, Flisch, or Icthyander. Some of my ideas (nothing real yet, but soon): Refugium: A last chance for collapsing ecosystems and their inhabitants. Pansauria: A terraforming project featuring the evolution of exactly one animal - the marine iguana. Mars Renewed: An insight into the life of Mars thirty million years after its terraforming by humankind. Microcosm: An exceedingly small environment. Alcyon: A planet colonized by species remodeled into new niches by genetic engineering. Oddballs: Aberrant representatives of various biological groups compete and coexist. ..and probably some other stuff at some point (perhaps a no K-T project). Stay tuned!
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Nov 7 2016, 10:40 PM
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- Tartarus
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- CaledonianWarrior96
- Nov 7 2016, 07:23 PM
Tyrannosaurus rex is actually in the Tarbosaurus genus; making it Tarbosaurus rex
That would violate the rules of nomenclature though. meh, its not like we call T.rex "Deinosaurus rex", so its already violated.
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Nov 8 2016, 04:38 AM
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- Sphenodon
- Nov 7 2016, 10:38 PM
- Talenkauen Spook
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- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
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Tuataras are actually lizards after all
- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
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Varanids are actually derived pelycosaur synapsids.
Uuuuuummmm, that sounds extremely familiar: - Talenkauen Spook
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Sphenodonts are actually highly derived pelycosaurian synapsids.
(wink wink, nudge nudge, ;D)
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
-A sapient species formed a burgeoning civilization on the shores of Lake Vostok in Antarctica prior to its glaciation; they were wiped out by the rapid freezes brought about by the opening of Drake's Passage. -Rhynchosaurs survived until the Oligocene as blind, tunneling gnawers similar in appearance to reptilian mole rats. -Life only originated once in the universe via unknown means, and all other life is merely the result of panspermia or intentional colonization/seeding of planets. BONUS: The origin of life in the universe is Earth, with all "aliens" being descended from Earth biota transplanted elsewhere at some point in the past. If that's true then we would develop faster than all other aliens and be seen as the invaders not the invaded. And then we would conquer them all in a 'Spanish conquistador' style.
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Some project ideas The Future is Right Ediacaran Explosion Great Old Ones Skinkworld
Unrelated:The Final Spec:What Could Have Been, And Still Can
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ÐK
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Nov 8 2016, 05:34 AM
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- Rodlox
- Nov 7 2016, 10:40 PM
- Tartarus
- Nov 7 2016, 07:29 PM
- CaledonianWarrior96
- Nov 7 2016, 07:23 PM
Tyrannosaurus rex is actually in the Tarbosaurus genus; making it Tarbosaurus rex
That would violate the rules of nomenclature though.
meh, its not like we call T.rex "Deinosaurus rex", so its already violated. But "Deinosaurus" isn't a synonym of Tyrannosaurus, how does that work?
-Placoderms didn't evolve bony jaws independently of gnathostomes, and all modern jawed vertebrates are actually evolved from a placoderm ancestor instead of cartilaginous acanthodians.
Oh hang on a tic.
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I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs?
~Komodo, Zebra's sent back in time (4/1/13)
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IIGSY
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Nov 8 2016, 11:12 AM
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A huntsman spider that wastes time on the internet because it has nothing better to do
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- Talenkauen Spook
- Nov 7 2016, 10:20 PM
- Insect Illuminati Get Shrekt
- Nov 7 2016, 08:52 PM
Tuataras are actually lizards after all
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Varanids are actually derived pelycosaur synapsids.
Uuuuuummmm, that sounds extremely familiar: - Quote:
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Sphenodonts are actually highly derived pelycosaurian synapsids.
(wink wink, nudge nudge, ;D)
To be honest, I actually forgot about that (I swear). Also, tetrapods and lissamphibians evolved independently from different fish
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
"RIP, rest in Peytoia."-Little
"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
Phylogeny of the arthropods and some related groups
In honor of the greatest clade of all time
More pictures
Other cool things
All African countries can fit into Brazil
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GlarnBoudin
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Nov 8 2016, 02:41 PM
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- ÐK
- Nov 8 2016, 05:34 AM
But "Deinosaurus" isn't a synonym of Tyrannosaurus, how does that work? I think he meant Dynamosaurus.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Nov 8 2016, 02:49 PM
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The hedgehog is actually a legume, and genetically engineered humans by injecting a pig embryo into the womb of a chimpanzee and supplying the embryo with steroid infused blood (of both parents), high doses of panda porn, minion memes, and highly distorted Metallica songs, creating the perfect tortured organism.
Zefrank1 much?
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Nov 8 2016, 03:16 PM
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Perpetually paranoid iguanodont
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I've got it: Puffins actually evolved from neovenatorids/megaraptors, and their strange arms are preludes to convergently evolved wings
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Nov 8 2016, 06:34 PM
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The whole theory of evolution is wrong
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