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Topic Started: Nov 6 2016, 12:28 PM (19,620 Views)
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Dec 11 2016, 12:57 AM
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That was excellent, GhoulBoudin!
In the early days of the Ediacaran, there came to be a bizarre group of free-swimming, colonial stem-cnidarians similar to (yet completely unrelated to) siphonophores in terms of design. Although successful, the group was highly limited in their ability to expand; being the only free-swimming, pelagic animals of the time, they enjoyed a global distribution, but their high-energy lifestyle (for the time) combined with a diet completely reliant upon plankton and planktonic bacteria (both of which were scarce at the time) and a rather fragile structure left them unable to expand into many niches.
As time passed, new changes cropped up within the group; the zooids became further specialized and far more numerous, with more recent species forming colonies comprised of hundreds of thousands to millions of tiny, densely-interlocked zooids rather than a few hundred complex ones. In addition, these colonial arrangements began to appear even early on in embryogenesis, forming clonal colonies even when their base organism was only a few cells in size. Individual zooids progressively lost more and more autonomy, eventually being incapable of moving independently from one another or even feeding on their own, relying exclusively on nutrients transferred from zooids located at the front of the colony. Zooids in certain bodily sections refined themselves for increasingly specific purposes - some were devoted only to reproduction, some only to moving in a concerted manner with other zooids to propel the colony through the seas.
Eventually, one tiny species made a massive breakthrough during the late stages of the Ediacaran: each of its constituent zooids was so reduced as to be merely one cell, with zooids being layered three-fold in a manner mimicking the tissue layers of their non-colonial counterparts so as to provide further protection for the colony from abrasion (a layer of zooids, if scraped off, could easily be cloned back in their new monocellular format). Experiencing a brief, yet massive, expansion, they remained limited in their ability to expand further than the substrate dwellers of the time due to the still-scarce plankton upon which they fed.
Finally, one species took to a new route. With their newfound "tissue" layering system allowing for further abrasion, it took to skimming the biomats on the substrate surfaces to glean nutrition, freeing it from reliance upon plankton. Soon after, a derivative species took this one step further: burrowing through the (by now several inches thick even in relatively shallow areas) biomats completely, developing an even more resilient structure in the process. Due to the massive new influx of food material (as well as its density), the colonies began to compartmentalize their internal systems of food management so as to more efficiently process their food. Subsequently, other systems of zooid-cells began to compartmentalize, from robust, abrasion-resistant exterior layers to branching zooid arrays dedicated solely to gathering oxygen and distributing it throughout the colony.
The mass influx of burrowers caused the collapse of the biomat system of eons prior, replacing it with a system of substrate upheaval and overturning. The sessile, jelly-bodied filter-feeders of old died out completely, no longer able to contend with their new competitors. So, too, did the archaic forms of colonial animals die out, their more advanced and efficient relatives rapidly encroaching upon their niches. This was of little consequence for the new conquerors; while some forms died out in the upheaval (such as the primitive biomat specialists, who were replaced by substrate-burrowing relatives as sand replaced sludge), the sudden redistribution of nutrition once locked within the biomats throughout the oceans allowed for not only planktonic biota to thrive more than ever before, but the sudden appearance of substrate with mixed-in nutrients allowed for some types of algae to anchor themselves within it and take on a colonial form, unhindered by lack of sustenance or supporting habitat. Prompted by these and other changes, complex life at all levels diversified at previously unseen levels henceforth.
Such it was that what we now know as the bilaterans were born not of meager Ediacaran worms, but of bizarre zooid-based colonies that re-invented multicellularity and organogenesis as we know it.
And such it was that the Cambrian Explosion was set into motion.
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Dec 11 2016, 12:58 AM
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Snakes are just weiner dogs from the far future. Dog breeders bred the wiener dog to have shorter and shorter legs and over time it became serpentine. Then humans sent a bunch of them to the Paleozoic where they continued to evolve into their modern forms. The only reason they don't have hair is because in the Cretaceous they caugh a genetic skin disease that made them go bald and grow scaly skin. The Biggest Biological Plot Twist™ here is that they somehow managed to catch a genetic disease.
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Dec 11 2016, 01:04 AM
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Deltatheroideans survived K-Pg for a good 10 million years (this is real!)
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Dec 11 2016, 01:25 AM
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Hilarious. I feel Jurassic zebras will now be a running joke. It already is. It's a reference to a thread where somebody asked what would happen if a bunch of zebras were introduced to the Jurassic, which led to a very interesting discussion involving robotic theropods.
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Hilarious. I feel Jurassic zebras will now be a running joke.
It already is. It's a reference to a thread where somebody asked what would happen if a bunch of zebras were introduced to the Jurassic, which led to a very interesting discussion involving robotic theropods. Ah, I see
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Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
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Dec 11 2016, 07:31 PM
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Hilarious. I feel Jurassic zebras will now be a running joke.
It already is. It's a reference to a thread where somebody asked what would happen if a bunch of zebras were introduced to the Jurassic, which led to a very interesting discussion involving robotic theropods. Please link me the thread.
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ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
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C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
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"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
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Hilarious. I feel Jurassic zebras will now be a running joke.
It already is. It's a reference to a thread where somebody asked what would happen if a bunch of zebras were introduced to the Jurassic, which led to a very interesting discussion involving robotic theropods.
Please link me the thread. http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/5035895/1/
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Birds are not dinosaurs. They're monotremes. Why do you think the platypus has a bill?
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Birds are not dinosaurs. They're monotremes. Why do you think the platypus has a bill? because the alligator's arms were too short to reach so he could pay. obvious commercial reference is obvious.
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Dec 11 2016, 10:19 PM
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the true meaning and nature of the scathopods is that they are Scathing Feet!

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Invertebrates are actually monophyletic.
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ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
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"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
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"Fish" are a monyphyletic group
um, yes, that one's true.
No, its not, because "fish" excludes tetrapods. It is if you don't arbitrarily exclude tetrapoda from fish.
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Dec 12 2016, 07:23 PM
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Crocodiles and squamates belong to the same clade.
Platypuses are actually just extremely derived ducks from the far future.
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"Fish" are a monyphyletic group
um, yes, that one's true.
No, its not, because "fish" excludes tetrapods.
It is if you don't arbitrarily exclude tetrapoda from fish. The joke was supposed to be that a tetrapod excluding "fish" group was actually monphyletic
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
"RIP, rest in Peytoia."-Little
"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
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Yeah, and the joke works, because nobody seriously calls tetrapods fish, there's nothing "arbitrary" about it.
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Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
- Words To Live By
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
- trex841
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
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im the black market
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
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When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade.
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot.
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