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Topic Started: Aug 1 2016, 06:00 AM (1,233 Views)
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Jonagold2000
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Aug 1 2016, 06:00 AM
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Welcome to Fallow Earth, a project in which mankind's actions lead to a minor extinction event, causing the death of most endangered animals. But that was not all fate had in store for life on Earth. an asteroid, 7km wide, was heading for the sun when its course was altered by Jupiter's gravitational influence. The asteroid hit Earth somewhere in South Africa, it caused a cloud of debris and dust to block out the sun for several decades and as a result 50% of life on Earth went extinct, it was the end of the Holocene. Any humans living on Earth were either killed or fled to extraplanetary colonies. After this catastrophy humans decided to aid the recovery of Earth's biosphere, making sure that the situation didn't get any worse. They, due to reasons still unclear, revived several extinct lineages to take part in this new biosphere. After a few thousand years humans left the solar system entirely, presumably to let nature take it's course after the biosphere had stabilised.
With humans gone the current glacial cycle recommenced after about 50,000 years and the ice ages continued untill about 8 myh, after which Earth's average temperature slowly crept up untill about 15 myh, when the average temperature is about 3 degrees celcius higher than today. Around this time humans rediscovered Earth and set up colonies. This is the time period the project takes place in, called the Anachrocene.
Earth has changed within the 15,000,000 years humans have been absent. The polar caps have retreated, leaving large parts of Antarctica and Greenland unfrozen. East Africa has broken off from the rest of the continent and the Mediterranian has closed. South America is no longer connected to North America.
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The lineages that have been revived:
Spoiler: click to toggle Extinct. Tyrannosaurs ( Tyrannosaurus, North America) Coelophysoids (Coelophysis, North America) Unenlagiines (Buitreraptor, Europe) Dicynodonts ( Diictodon, Europe; Placerias, Africa) Ceratopsians ( Triceratops, North America; Psittacosaurus, Asia) Tapejarids ( Europejara, Europe) Pterodactyloids (Pterodactylus, Africa) Dimorphodontids ( Dimorphodon, Oceania) Basal diapsids ( Longisquama, Europe) Indricotheriines ( Paraceratherium, North America) Dinornithines ( Dinornis, North America and Oceania) Eusauropods ( Atlasaurus, Europe) Ichtyosauridae ( Ichthyosaurus, Europe ) Nothosaurines ( Nothosaurus, Europe) Mosasaurines ( Carinodens, Europe) Phorusrhacids ( Phorusrhacos, South America) Gorgonopsids ( Lycaenops, Africa) Dromornithids ( Bullockornis, Oceania) Palaeotheriids ( Hyracotherium, Asia) Neornithischians ( Kulindadromeus, Oceania) Dinocephalians ( Estemmenosuchus, Asia) Labyrinthodonts ( Crassigyrinus, South America) Ornithomimids ( Gallimimus, Africa) Silesaurids ( Silesaurus, Asia) Eurypterids ( Pterygotus, African coast; Drepanopterus, reef in front of Brazil) Leptocleididae (Leptocleidus, great Barrier reef) Gastornithids (Gastornis, South America) Enanthiornithes (Iberomesornis, Asia) Basal Avians (Sapeornis, South America)
Modern (some lineages included) -Carrion crows (europe) -dogs (initially worldwide but only survive in North America) -chickens (Europe) -white storks (Europe, Africa) -cows (Europe) -horses (Asia, America) -double-wattled cassowaries (Australia) -koalas (Australia) -emus (Australia) -european rabbits (Europe) -grouse (North America) -blue herons (worldwide -white-tailed deer (Asia, Europe) -ring-necked pigeons (Worldwide) -wild boars (Europe) -macaws (South America) -anteaters (South America) -green frogs (Worldwide) -nile monitors (Africa) -black headed gulls (Worldwide) -tree kangaroos (Australia) -Nile crocodiles (Africa)
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Vorsa
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Aug 1 2016, 06:44 AM
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I like this project (I follow it on DA) and I'm excited to see which animal you post first.
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Aug 1 2016, 06:50 AM
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I love that map! I look forward to more!
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Speculative Evolution Projects- The Great Song (5 myh, North America is filled with giant coots, life in the clouds, and the songs of human descendants. One curious society has devoted itself to the study of this world) The Curious World of Laniakea (An endless world of islands, shallow seas, mangrove swamps, and reefs) Hidden Spring (A partner project between myself and Beetleboy- exploring a future where a twist of cosmic fate changes the planet forever)
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Aug 1 2016, 07:55 AM
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Quick question: Should I upload older animals that I've posted on DA before or should I only do new concepts?
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Aug 1 2016, 10:38 AM
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Do new concepts.
Question: how did humans bring back these extinct animals? DNA only lasts a couple thousand to a few million years ago.
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Aug 1 2016, 11:27 AM
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I ment if I should post concepts of species that I've already posted on DA here in case someone here reads the thread but is unknown with the project.
The more recent animals were brought back via DNA decoding. The more ancient ones are GMOs. The Buitreraptor for instance is a Seriema that was engineered the be as close to a real Troodon as possible.
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Aug 1 2016, 02:26 PM
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Awesome to see that we're here on this site as well, Jona (You know me as Lediblock2 on deviantArt)! Personally, though, I think we could fit one or two species into Africa; it's a big place, but we have so little there. I say to put something big there - maybe a ground sloth or even a therizinosaur.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. 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Aug 1 2016, 03:08 PM
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There are 4 animals that were released on Africa (plus one by its coast) but with migrants Africa has about 7 more on land. There's quite a few animals on there.
More info on the extinct animals's migration: http://a-lost-world-project.deviantart.com/art/Fallow-Earth-distribution-of-prehistoric-animals-624738286
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Aug 3 2016, 10:48 AM
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You should definitely post the deviantart submissions here imo. It makes it easier for people seeing this project for the first time to access them.
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Aug 11 2016, 10:15 AM
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Time for an update!
It's midday in a forest on the North American East coast, 15 million years in the future. A slight breeze moves through the calm forest. The calls of birds are among the few things breaking up the silence. From a nearby creek a familiar looking creature crawls onto shore with in its mouth a crayfish. The creature is a small crocodylomorph, only 70cm long. You could easily mistake him for a juvenile, but it has taken many years for him to achieve this size. He is in fact an Eastern dwarf alligator. His small but powerfull jaws crack the exoskeleton of the crayfish quickly as he proceeds to feast upon his catch. But his feast doesn't last for long as a foraging juvenile Macrotyrannus has picked up on the creature's fish's scent. The gator quickly makis his way to the water. But unfortunately for the little tyrant there's not much meat left on the carcass and she is forced to seek further.
An hour later and she is still hungry. The little theropod stops for a moment to sniff the air, it appears she smells something. The theropod quickly bolts into the woods again, her legs taking her through the forest at great speeds. Then, in an open clearing, she notices a large, furry silhouette lying down. She slowly approaches the creature when it suddenly comes alive. The little Tyrant freezes momentarily. It appears the creature she has stumbled upon an adult Macrotyrannus sleeping in the grass. The brute looks her in the eye for a bit, and she quickly runs back into the woods.
 The largest land predator Macrotyrannus imperator (emperor large scale tyrant) is the largest land predator of Fallow Earth, no land carnivore even comes close. It can achieve lengths of 14m, weigh in at around 11,000-13,000 kilograms and reach heights of near 5 meters. But their size isn't all that's interesting about them. They are the only known theropods that headbutt, and aside from when they're hungry they are surprisingly gentle. Scientists think this might be due to a relatively well-developed brain for a non-avian theropod, Macrotyrannus are smarter than their ancestors, about as intelligent as a chicken.
Macrotyrannus is a fierce, solitary hunter living throughout the forests of North America that feeds on mostly megafauna. They can hunt in different ways, for taller animals, particularly Silvatherium, they use a headbutt to tip them over and waiting for said trauma to kill them or for smaller animals they go for a more traditionally Tyrannosaurid approach, trying to snap the prey item's neck with a 6 ton bite. The former only rarely being used. In order to headbutt the creatures evoled large, robust browcrests and have reshaped their necks to absorb shocks. Heatbutting is also used in battles over mates and territories, usually is the traditional facebiting doesn't give a victor.
As the young theropod searches further she picks up another scent, a small deer, she follows its scent through the trees and bushes. But stops for a second when she notices a pair of oxpecker crows fly by, she knows these birds don't wander too far off from larger creatures, she must be wairy. She notices tracks in the soil. Upon inspectio they appear to be from the deer, and they're fresh.
She races onwards untill she stumbles upon a huge Silvatherium standing amongst a group of North American treeferns. The giant mammal isn't pleased in the least by this visitor and calls upon the rest of the herd. The juvenile tyrannosaur heads for the trees but bounces back when another Silvatherium appears from amongst the trees. She seems surrounded. One of the mammals gets agressive and begins to approach. The theropod panicks and sprints to the nearest bush. The Silvatherium stay around for a while, waiting to see if the little tyrannosaur returns but after half an hour return to browsing. She sneakily reappears from the bush and heads into the woods, snatching a dwarf gator as she goes.
 The long-legged rhino Silvatherium elegans is a species of Indricothere native to the North American East Coast. They are among the largest land herbivores of North America. Being up to 4 meters tall, 5.7 meters long and weighing 10,000 kilograms. While S. elegans is a forest dweller other species live in a larger range of habitats. S. arizonensis for instance lives in a desert enviroment.
One of the things that sets Silvatherium apart from it's ancestor is its short neck, thought to have been evolved in order to decrease the area where the Tyrannosaurs could bite and kill them. Another adaptation thought to hve been evolved for protection is their herding behavior. The creatures live in small herds consisting of 7-10 adults females with their calves and a male or 2.
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Aug 11 2016, 03:48 PM
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I honestly think that you're giving dinosaurs too little credit in terms of intellect. Crocodiles, for instance, have been known to use tools, learn to climb vertical surfaces, and in some cases, hunt in packs to trap fish.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. 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Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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The Habitable Zone: Bellator: A World at War Pentrex: The five worlds of the five champions of the dinosaur world, together at last.
Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
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Aug 11 2016, 04:48 PM
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Aug 12 2016, 10:03 AM
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I honestly think that you're giving dinosaurs too little credit in terms of intellect. Crocodiles, for instance, have been known to use tools, learn to climb vertical surfaces, and in some cases, hunt in packs to trap fish.
I wonder what is the relevance of crocodiles here when the only mention of comparison made are with chickens, and to be fair, chickens have shown a fairly high intellect.
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Aug 12 2016, 10:46 AM
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What tools do crocodiles use? Both crocodiles and alligators have been documented purpousely placing sticks on their head while submerged to lure birds looking to build a nest. They're no chimps, but it's still pretty impressive for animals traditionally regarded as dumber then rocks.
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Aug 12 2016, 02:42 PM
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I honestly think that you're giving dinosaurs too little credit in terms of intellect. Crocodiles, for instance, have been known to use tools, learn to climb vertical surfaces, and in some cases, hunt in packs to trap fish.
I wonder what is the relevance of crocodiles here when the only mention of comparison made are with chickens, and to be fair, chickens have shown a fairly high intellect. They're animals closely related to dinosaurs that have shown surprisingly advanced intelligence.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! 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THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Alternative Evolution: The Extended Jurassic: The time of the titans extends through the Cretaceous Xensaron: Second chance for the strange
The Habitable Zone: Bellator: A World at War Pentrex: The five worlds of the five champions of the dinosaur world, together at last.
Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
Cafe Cosmique: Time Rip: When Dinosaurs Attack!
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