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Continum (After the Bygons); 30 million years later.
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Topic Started: Apr 18 2016, 08:15 AM (403 Views)
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Finncredibad
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Apr 18 2016, 08:15 AM
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In the year 3018 we made contact with alien life. They came to earth in their living ships, and they beamed themselves down to the planets surface.The race was known as the Bygons, Creatures almost too alien to describe. They had four armoured legs, genetically modified to have a chrome exoskeleton. They had a long cranium and four eyes on their insectoid faces. They had a varying amount of arms and other body parts. They gene spliced ther DNA with other alien organisms they found thought the Galaxy, so no individual looked the same.
The Bygons were peaceful at first, but some of us were scared, and fucking raciest. Some individual humans wanted to chase off the Bygons, but others wanted to kill them in cold blood. After an attack on a Bygon nurturing center, the aliens got mad, very mad. Thus began a massacre, where humans were wiped out almost entirley. Humans put up a fight though, so the Bygons spared many primates. The remaining humans were experimented on, and transformed into a number of creatures. But just for pure curiosity they did the same to other animals too. Now it is 30 million years later, and the world is very different. Welcome to earth my friend.
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"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
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"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
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Apr 23 2016, 06:19 PM
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Is this project dead?
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a species of canid that's always male because the females are in Hell, that commits blood rituals on unborn souls, and assimilates others into its flesh belongs in a competition meant to foster a sensible and mature discussion of evolution. Nanotyrannus, COM 2016
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Finncredibad
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Apr 23 2016, 07:00 PM
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Oh no, it's not, I just havnt had time to post anything here (typing on a phone is a pain in my collective arse so I try too keep te larger posts to my main projects).
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"I'm so antigay my lips are adapted to repel penis"~ Octo
"Sin is not real. It is a manmade concept to make us feel bad about things that are natural"- MrRepzion
"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
"Mike Wazowski: he Only has one eye he is incapable of winking because that requires a second and blinking is both eyes, Mike bwinks."- Malik Obama
"Kids love frog titties"- Lamna
"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
"Sometimes in the name of science, you have to give cocain to a fish"- Ben Taub
"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
"And he is afraid to be raped by Dutch people, Which is racist"- Olympian
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May 6 2016, 12:59 PM
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Humans of the future
After the genetic meddling of the Bygons, humans were released back into the wild. The humans that were modified however, looked different than the others. One such population of new humans will be known as Man-Dogs. The Man-Dogs walked on four legs, and had a thicker body. They were still inteligent, but due to their new posture, they eventually lost that as well. Another group is know as the Flying Folk. These modified humans were turned into animalistic flying beasts. Nothing human was left of them anymore. An the last group is refered to as the Strangers. The Strangers lives up to their name. They had large heads, long spindly fingers. A mouth that could gape open to show a set of shark like teeth, and they had no eyes. They could sense the vibrations whenever they touched the ground, but that's about it. Today, thirty million years later, these human-animal groups still exist, along with some newer ones as well (dwarves, Merfolk, etc). Humans today are still successful, but no longer inteligent. Humans now, are no more than animals.
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"I'm so antigay my lips are adapted to repel penis"~ Octo
"Sin is not real. It is a manmade concept to make us feel bad about things that are natural"- MrRepzion
"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
"Mike Wazowski: he Only has one eye he is incapable of winking because that requires a second and blinking is both eyes, Mike bwinks."- Malik Obama
"Kids love frog titties"- Lamna
"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
"Sometimes in the name of science, you have to give cocain to a fish"- Ben Taub
"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
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