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My Immetroid; this is your fault Kam
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Topic Started: Mar 6 2016, 07:10 PM (411 Views)
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malicious-monkey
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Mar 6 2016, 07:10 PM
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Hi my name is Samus Blond'ness Dementia Chozo Aran and I have long platinum blonde hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I sound like Commander Shepard (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
I’m not related to Urdnot Wrex but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking badass. I’m part Metroid but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Chozo, and I am a bounty hunter who fights space pirates (I’ve killed Ridley 40 times). I hate sheegoths (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear power armor. I love Tallon IV and I find all my clothes and powerups there. For example today I was wearing a varia suit with morph ball and bombs, a missile launcher and space jump boots. I got them early with a ghetto jump. I was wearing phazon blue lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and azure eye shadow. I was walking outside Phendrana Drifts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of sheegoffs stared at me. I aimed my armcanon at them.
“Hey Samus!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Meta Ridley!
“What’s up Ridley?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he screeched shrilly.
But then, I heard a sheegoth shoot electric bolts at me and I had to go away.
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The next day I woke up in Save Station B. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door with my wave beam and drank some energy from an energy tank I had. My save room was dark stone and inside it had arched pillars with holograms in between them. I got out of my pod and took of my justin bailey bikini which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on an orange varia suit, a power beam, space jump boots and helmet on. I put four missile expansions in my arm canon and put my hair in a kind of messy ponytail.
My friend, Scan Visor (AN: EDI dis is u!) woke up then and beeped at me. She flipped the switch to scan mode and the world turned dark with a holographic interface in the front. She put an orange square on the sheegoth across the ice river. I hit the button on the controller (L1) to scan the monster.
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Ridley yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing electric blue.
“Why didn't you let me scan him?” she asked as we went out of Phendrana Shorelines and into the Ruins Entryway.
“He was too fast!" I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, a bombu walked up to me.
“Bzzzzt.” it said.
“Hi.” Scan Visor replied flirtily. My vision filled with static.
“Guess what.” it said.
“What?” Scan Visor asked.
“Well, there is an adult sheegoth inside the temple.” it told told her.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” she screamed. "I haven't scanned one of those yet."
“Well…. do you want to maybe scan me first?” it asked.
I gasped.
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Mar 6 2016, 07:17 PM
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Oh.
Oh No.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Steampunk FireFinch
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Mar 6 2016, 07:42 PM
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Last thing we need is Johnfaa to see this.
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Carlos
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Mar 6 2016, 08:03 PM
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- Steampunk FireFinch
- Mar 6 2016, 07:42 PM
Last thing we need is Johnfaa to see this.
You relly seem to have it out for me, don't you?
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Mar 6 2016, 09:00 PM
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I take some of the blame for this.
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Mar 6 2016, 10:12 PM
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Oh goddammit, the last thing we needed was two Johnfaas!
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Carlos
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Mar 6 2016, 11:33 PM
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Oh goddammit, the last thing we needed was two Johnfaas! And the sad rageboner continues.
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Mar 6 2016, 11:51 PM
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It's not a "rageboner". It's just that some of us are confused about how you can go from this to this and back again at the drop of a hat. They literally don't feel like they were written by the same person.
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Mar 7 2016, 01:00 AM
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Not to mention, most of us are still kind of unsure as to why you even write things like this.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
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Mar 7 2016, 06:24 AM
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Great story, I'm eagerly awaiting what happens next!
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Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.
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Mar 7 2016, 08:15 AM
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And the sad rageboner continues.
You have achieved notoriety. Bask in its warm glow.
Looks like you have some competition now though.
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