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My Immetroid; this is your fault Kam
Topic Started: Mar 6 2016, 07:10 PM (411 Views)
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Hi my name is Samus Blond'ness Dementia Chozo Aran and I have long platinum blonde hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I sound like Commander Shepard (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

I’m not related to Urdnot Wrex but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking badass. I’m part Metroid but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Chozo, and I am a bounty hunter who fights space pirates (I’ve killed Ridley 40 times). I hate sheegoths (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear power armor. I love Tallon IV and I find all my clothes and powerups there. For example today I was wearing a varia suit with morph ball and bombs, a missile launcher and space jump boots. I got them early with a ghetto jump. I was wearing phazon blue lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and azure eye shadow. I was walking outside Phendrana Drifts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of sheegoffs stared at me. I aimed my armcanon at them.

“Hey Samus!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Meta Ridley!

“What’s up Ridley?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he screeched shrilly.

But then, I heard a sheegoth shoot electric bolts at me and I had to go away.

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The next day I woke up in Save Station B. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door with my wave beam and drank some energy from an energy tank I had. My save room was dark stone and inside it had arched pillars with holograms in between them. I got out of my pod and took of my justin bailey bikini which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on an orange varia suit, a power beam, space jump boots and helmet on. I put four missile expansions in my arm canon and put my hair in a kind of messy ponytail.

My friend, Scan Visor (AN: EDI dis is u!) woke up then and beeped at me. She flipped the switch to scan mode and the world turned dark with a holographic interface in the front. She put an orange square on the sheegoth across the ice river. I hit the button on the controller (L1) to scan the monster.

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Ridley yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing electric blue.

“Why didn't you let me scan him?” she asked as we went out of Phendrana Shorelines and into the Ruins Entryway.

“He was too fast!" I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, a bombu walked up to me.

“Bzzzzt.” it said.

“Hi.” Scan Visor replied flirtily. My vision filled with static.

“Guess what.” it said.

“What?” Scan Visor asked.

“Well, there is an adult sheegoth inside the temple.” it told told her.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” she screamed. "I haven't scanned one of those yet."

“Well…. do you want to maybe scan me first?” it asked.

I gasped.

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GRUNT
Edited by malicious-monkey, Mar 6 2016, 08:51 PM.
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Last thing we need is Johnfaa to see this.
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Mar 6 2016, 07:42 PM
Last thing we need is Johnfaa to see this.

You relly seem to have it out for me, don't you?
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Oh goddammit, the last thing we needed was two Johnfaas!
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Mar 6 2016, 10:12 PM
Oh goddammit, the last thing we needed was two Johnfaas!
And the sad rageboner continues.
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It's not a "rageboner". It's just that some of us are confused about how you can go from this to this and back again at the drop of a hat. They literally don't feel like they were written by the same person.
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Not to mention, most of us are still kind of unsure as to why you even write things like this.
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Great story, I'm eagerly awaiting what happens next!
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