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Feb 28 2016, 08:19 PM
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It could be either creationists or maybe even Jagger.
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The Sirens of the Land of Fire Codex Ebervaliorum
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LittleLazyLass
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Feb 28 2016, 08:28 PM
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or maybe even Jagger. That'd be interesting. Although if that did happen I'd be disappointed if me and Caiman aren't working against him in some way.
Also macgobhain, maybe venatosaurus, continuing the trend of banned members.
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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Feb 28 2016, 08:30 PM
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Rumbo a la Victoria
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Now Parasky stepped forward. "Show them what you showed me, Temporary."
Tempy reached into the pockets of his power armour. "I found this hidden in an alternate world where flight was basal to tetrapods." He pulled out a small, crumpled piece of paper and spread it out on the Staff Table.
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TO DO: - Laundry
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- Find the TV remote
- Besiege Spec Castle and kill SE forever
Zorc shook his head slowly and sadly. "This is a dark day."
"It's worse than we could have thought," Parasky said. "Whoever is out to get us has the ability to jump between worlds at will. Who knows what they could use against us?"
Sheather stood up, and his finches began to gather around him. "We need to find this person at once. Canis, could we reach any universe with your portal?"
The bound Moderator shrugged. "I guess so. But you'd need to know the multiversal co-ordinates..."
"Leave that to me, Sheather." Interrupted HOLBEN. "I can use this note to find the Bohr trace of any entangled quantum shenanigans and backtrack the Schrodinger pseudo-hologram to triangulate their meta-location."
"Get on it, HOLBEN. As for everyone else, we need t-"
An alarm fixed in the ceiling began to ring loudly, grabbing everyone's attention.
"Always at the worst possible time." Sighed Seascorp.
Parasky took control of the situation. "The kitchen spambots are attacking! We'll need to divide our forces. Dial, Monster, and I will go and counter them- the regular users won't be able to fight them off for long. The rest of you, get to the portal room and find that troublemaker!" Everyone rushed off in their own direction, leaving the Operations Room empty and quiet once more.
After a few minutes, the door opened again, and a man in elaborate naval uniform came in. Lamna looked around bemusedly. "You rang?" He asked the air.
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Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.
"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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Mr Mysterio
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Feb 28 2016, 08:32 PM
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God, the kitchen spambots. I remember those.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
"When Ron the Mighty has stood in front of the gate of heaven he begins to denounce it. He cries, 'heaven is for those too scared of nothingness, I will go no further then my mortal flesh will carry. This mirror is the sick bed of heaven Harry, the eternity of pansy lies.' Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror, he is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now. This destroys Harry. Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror, and the design of the cosmos versus the terminal beauty of being a wizard." -- Wizard People, Dear Reader: Chapter 23
Coming Soon/To be Rebooted:
How To Hunt Gods - Everything you need to know about Gods and the art of God-killing.
Intrazoology - The world of semi-corporeal lifeforms. A world you walk through every day, without even knowing it.
The Dungeonverse - Magical creatures forced to adapt in huge, underground caverns, while surface-dwelling humans go dungeoneering for treasure.
Crossover - A mish-mash of worlds, with Earth smack in the middle of the chaos. What could go wrong?
no worries NO STINGER NO WORRIES

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Sayornis
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Feb 28 2016, 08:37 PM
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- Mr Mysterio
- Feb 28 2016, 08:32 PM
God, the kitchen spambots. I remember those. They were before my time, though I have heard them spoken of in hushed tones now and then. I did see a couple of bot posts about Canadian jobs last year, though, and one that just posted an excerpt of some article on Ebola.
I assume that "an alternate world where flight is basal to tetrapods" is also alluding to some old forum lore.
This is a fun story even if I don't get all of the forum community injokes!
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The Library is open. (Now under new management!)
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As I said before, the Library is like spec crack.
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trex841
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Feb 28 2016, 08:40 PM
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Oh, the possibilities for that attack. This is going to be fun!
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
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Mr Mysterio
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Feb 28 2016, 08:45 PM
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- Sayornis
- Feb 28 2016, 08:37 PM
- Mr Mysterio
- Feb 28 2016, 08:32 PM
God, the kitchen spambots. I remember those.
They were before my time, though I have heard them spoken of in hushed tones now and then. I did see a couple of bot posts about Canadian jobs last year, though, and one that just posted an excerpt of some article on Ebola. I assume that "an alternate world where flight is basal to tetrapods" is also alluding to some old forum lore. This is a fun story even if I don't get all of the forum community injokes! A few of the really old jokes are going over my head, too (I don't really remember who Temporary is or was, but maybe that's just my shitty memory), but I've been around since 2012 (wow, has it really been that long), so I'm surprisingly getting most of them.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
"When Ron the Mighty has stood in front of the gate of heaven he begins to denounce it. He cries, 'heaven is for those too scared of nothingness, I will go no further then my mortal flesh will carry. This mirror is the sick bed of heaven Harry, the eternity of pansy lies.' Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror, he is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now. This destroys Harry. Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror, and the design of the cosmos versus the terminal beauty of being a wizard." -- Wizard People, Dear Reader: Chapter 23
Coming Soon/To be Rebooted:
How To Hunt Gods - Everything you need to know about Gods and the art of God-killing.
Intrazoology - The world of semi-corporeal lifeforms. A world you walk through every day, without even knowing it.
The Dungeonverse - Magical creatures forced to adapt in huge, underground caverns, while surface-dwelling humans go dungeoneering for treasure.
Crossover - A mish-mash of worlds, with Earth smack in the middle of the chaos. What could go wrong?
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LittleLazyLass
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Feb 28 2016, 08:59 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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I've seen a few kitchen spambots in my time here. I've also seen Kamineigh pretending to be one, but that's another story. Wait... what if it's... whoever that metazoica person was? Before my time, but from what I heard, it'd fit.
Or maybe the pet police trolls?
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
- whachamacalit2
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
- Stealth Rock
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
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im the black market
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
- Xenoblade Chronicles
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
- Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising
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When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade.
- Kid Icarus Uprising
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot.
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Feb 28 2016, 09:10 PM
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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There's a bunch of them. If they attacked all at once, they'd trip over each other.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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LittleLazyLass
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Feb 28 2016, 09:35 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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Hmm... if I ever make an appearance, I'm really not sure what I'd look like... I change my avatar at least twice a week, on average...
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
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im the black market
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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Feb 28 2016, 11:49 PM
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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On the off chance I show up, it'll probably be in the form of a red dragon (or someone in a Dragon furry suit it Holben is feeling malicious).
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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Feb 29 2016, 03:42 AM
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Ddraig would be a red dragon. You'd just be some Canadian fanboy wannabe.
I remember Tempy. It's a shame that his stay here was only... temporary.
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You should not have come here. This is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here. Nothing of value is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive.
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You can't be 100% certain Barack Obama is currently the US president, or that the nation of Canada even exists.
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See, what I like to do now as an adult is take all that anger and frustration and push it down deep inside of me, until it becomes a seething white core of pure hate.
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Follow your stupid fuckin' dreams.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
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Jesus Christ this is amazing. I don't get half the injokes in there (nor do I know who Tempy is) but who cares.
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Feb 29 2016, 04:47 AM
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Rumbo a la Victoria
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Parasky leapt into one of the hastily dug trenches, where a huddle of users were preparing for the next assault. Most were muddy and bruised, tired by the onslaught, but the piles of broken spambot wreckage outside spoke for themselves. They turned, wide-eyed, to look at him as he began to assess the situation.
"trex!"
"Yes sir?"
"I need a report. How bad is this incursion?"
"Hmmmm... really bad. There are thousands of them and they're attacking us on almost every front. General Discussion, Evolutionary Continuum, even User Commentary..."
Parasky clicked his tongue in frustration. "Ebervalius! Take to the skies and see what they're doing right now."
The headdress-wearing bat deity nodded and took off, surveying the horizon. Somewhere down the front line there was the sound of fighting again as the spambots assaulted Dial's position. The sound of bans rumbled like thunder and sent a number of the distant robotic figures flying, completely smashed to pieces. Though all the users were exhausted they were demonstrating good discipline and holding their ground against all odds.
"Hey, what's that sound?" Asked Sayornis, and everyone stopped to listen. It was hard to tell what direction it was coming from, but there was something... a glass of water sitting on the top of the trench began to shake, at slowly first but with increasing speed, and then tipped over completely.
trex was the first to realise. "They're underneath us!"
Mechanical arms shot out from the mud, grabbing users left and right. The droning voices of the spambots filled the trench. "CheAP Diy KiTCHens In THe LoNDOn aREA..."
"So be it!" Yelled Parasky, and his Banhammer fell again and again, pulverising the machines. His energy gave the users heart and they all attacked with new spirit, quickly clearing up this new assault.
"Is it just me, or are they getting sneakier?" Ebervalius frowned as he came back down to earth. "I saw their main army on the horizon, by the way. It was... massive."
"Then I'm going to have to perform an Administrative Ritual and cast a registration shield over the whole site. It takes all my concentration for several minutes so I need you all to cover me."
"We can do that, sir." Trex nodded in encouragement, and there were murmurs of agreement across the trench.
Parasky stood straight upright and shut his eyes. He began to chant something quietly to himself, and began to radiate bright red light as he rose several feet into the air. "Registra, registri, registrorum..."
The spambots seemed to notice a change in the air, and the sounds of distant fighting stopped. There were a few moments of quiet, with only the sounds of far-off wind and Parasky speaking quietly to himself. trex quickly opened his PDA and sent a PM to Monster.
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Hey Monster, any idea what's going on with these spambot guys?
He received a prompt reply.
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Get ready! They left our position a few minutes ago and looked like they were heading your way...
"Trex." Said GlarnBoudin.
"Yeah?"
"Trex, look up!"
When he did, he saw spambots converging on them from every angle. Some had tunnelled behind the trench, and others came as a great horde that was sprinting towards them. And amongst all the normal sized spambots was a titan, a hundred metres tall and with the words 'KITCHENS MIDLANDS' scrawled in blood across its metallic body.
"FiTTEd KITchenS foR OnlY £595 iNCLUdiNG AppliaNCES" it screamed with a voice like a god's.
"Oh." Said trex quietly.
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Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.
"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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