1 Million years AD

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1 Million years AD; The strange unfamiliar world of the not so distant future
Topic Started: Dec 23 2015, 04:28 AM (6,501 Views)
El Dorito	Dec 23 2015, 04:28 AM Post #1
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	All pictures will be able to be found here: el-d0rito.deviantart.com Most future evolution projects take place in the more distant future, over 5 million years away. But life can evolve and change over much shorter timescales. This especially applies after extinction events. Only a few hundred thousand years after the K-Pg extinction, Palaeocene mammals had already become larger than any known Mesozoic mammal. Today, a similar, though as yet less severe extinction event is taking place. Already most of the megafauna that existed for the past several million years have gone extinct, leaving niches open. The only things keeping them open are human activities and time. But history and common sense tell us that at some point in the next thousand years our planetary civilisation will probably collapse, largely eliminating the main factor stopping life carrying on. Fast forward 1 million years, and the 'wild' is again the normal state of the earth. The oceans have risen some 80 metres due to human induced climate change, for the same reason most of the worlds ice is gone too. Several super volcanoes have erupted, and the last remnants of the modern 'concrete jungle' have crumbled. Humans are rare, and are considerably different to 21st century people. They are no longer a significant force effecting the earth. Some groups of animals are identical to those we are familiar with, some are similar but obviously different, and a few are unlike anything found in the modern era. This is the world in 1 million years AD. Edited by El Dorito, Jan 5 2016, 08:55 PM.
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revin	Jan 2 2016, 09:03 PM Post #77
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El Dorito	Jan 2 2016, 09:43 PM Post #78
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	I don't think that rats themselves would get a whole lot bigger than they are now because they don't need to, but some rodents might get bigger in some places.
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El Dorito	Jan 2 2016, 09:53 PM Post #79
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	I didn't know that there were caiman in Patagonia, I thought it was too cold. Unless the area called Patagonia goes further north than I'm aware of. With the 100 metre sea level rise much of what is today the Amazon basin becomes a large shallow sea that may or may not be salty, kind of like what was there in the Miocene (where there were 15 metre caiman and 9 metre land-shark-crocs with dinosaur teeth around...). Might be interesting. Edited by El Dorito, Jan 2 2016, 09:54 PM.
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Harmonee	Jan 2 2016, 11:09 PM Post #80
Infant Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #1,007 Joined: Mar 24, 2013	I always thought that a possible alternative to the shagrat would be a descendant of wild pigs.



Whiteshore	Jan 3 2016, 01:01 AM Post #81
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El Dorito	Jan 3 2016, 02:05 AM Post #82
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El Dorito	Jan 3 2016, 05:22 AM Post #83
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Bruno01	Jan 3 2016, 09:42 AM Post #84
Infant Posts: 129 Group: Members Member #1,833 Joined: Dec 19, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Argentinian Also known as: Bruno	El Dorito Jan 2 2016, 09:53 PM I didn't know that there were caiman in Patagonia, I thought it was too cold. Unless the area called Patagonia goes further north than I'm aware of. With the 100 metre sea level rise much of what is today the Amazon basin becomes a large shallow sea that may or may not be salty, kind of like what was there in the Miocene (where there were 15 metre caiman and 9 metre land-shark-crocs with dinosaur teeth around...). Might be interesting. No, the caimans don't live in Patagonia, they live in the northern prairies, between the Patagonia and the jungle. They are called "Pampas". revin Jan 2 2016, 09:03 PM Shagrats are not rats, that's just the name they were given because it sounds cool. They're descended from marmots, which are a type of ground squirrel. That's why in spanish they are called "Marmópeles"
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El Dorito	Jan 3 2016, 08:09 PM Post #85
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Nyarlathotep	Jan 4 2016, 06:07 AM Post #86
The Creeping Chaos Posts: 1,301 Group: Members Member #1,358 Joined: Mar 2, 2014 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: English Gender: Redundant much redundant?	You do know it's now currently believed sea levels could only rise a maximum of 65m due to the limited amount of ice and the layout of the continents, right? Therefore it wouldn't be as extreme as suggested here.



El Dorito	Jan 4 2016, 07:30 AM Post #87
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CaledonianWarrior96	Jan 4 2016, 08:04 AM Post #88
An Awesome Reptile Posts: 2,383 Group: Members Member #1,642 Joined: Feb 22, 2015 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: Scottish (Not british) Favorite Quote: "Life's too short to take it seriously" - Me Also known as: SlothWarrior	El Dorito Jan 4 2016, 07:30 AM Forbidden3 Jan 4 2016, 06:07 AM You do know it's now currently believed sea levels could only rise a maximum of 65m due to the limited amount of ice and the layout of the continents, right? Therefore it wouldn't be as extreme as suggested here. The sea level has already been discussed a while ago, and everything I've been able to find has said that it is a minimum of 70 metres, and a maximum of over 100 if thermal expansion is included ( and it isn't included in most estimates that are older than last year). One recent calculation, from August of last year in fact, puts sea level rising several metres over just the next century alone, even if CO2 emissions decline to pre industrial levels by 2040... I'm not making this up by the way. I'd like to point out that sea levels could rise to over 100 metres but only if the continents spread further away from each other and it pushes up the sea floor. But since that takes millions of years I don't think it can happen in just one million years. El Dorito Oh. I knew they lived in the pampas, I must have misread the question. Or maybe you forgot a full stop or comma, I'm not sure. The projections for 100 metre sea level rise pretty much makes about a third of modern South America into shallow seas that might be either salty or brackish. There was a similar situation in the mid Miocene when Purrusaurus, Megapiranha and Argentavis were around. And all of those things were closely related to things around today, so there could be a sort of déjà vu... Or there might be gigantic swimming sloths fending off gigantic anacondas bigger than Titanoboa. Or nothing at all could happen and we could all be here thinking about the potential that isn't there. Quote: That did happen but that wasn't really to do with rising sea levels but with the formation of the Andes which blocked rivers from draining into the Pacific and turning into a giant lake until it flowed the other way. Edited by CaledonianWarrior96, Jan 4 2016, 08:06 AM.
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El Dorito	Jan 4 2016, 08:02 PM Post #89
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	That would be true in any other circumstance except the one we are in now... I'm well aware of the major effect plate tectonics has on rising sea levels in the long term. But what is happening now has almost nothing to do with any natural process. Really what is happening now is a first in the earths history. The Miocene events were indeed caused by different processes to what I described, but the end result of the two different processes is a similar environment. If you could get a Purrusaurus and put it in the shallow sea that would form if the sea rose 100 metres, it probably wouldn't know the difference. (Also the shallow sea still forms at 60 metre sea level rise so there is really no way around it). Edited by El Dorito, Jan 4 2016, 08:11 PM.
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revin	Jan 4 2016, 08:13 PM Post #90
Leonardo da Vinci at his finest Posts: 905 Group: Members Member #1,466 Joined: Jun 22, 2014 Area of expertise: Xenobiology Nationality: United Statesian Gender: Attack helicopter (please use the pronoun heli)	I'd really like to see the sources for this information, seeing how controversial it has been with me and with others.
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