1 Million years AD

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1 Million years AD; The strange unfamiliar world of the not so distant future
Topic Started: Dec 23 2015, 04:28 AM (6,494 Views)
El Dorito	Dec 23 2015, 04:28 AM Post #1
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	All pictures will be able to be found here: el-d0rito.deviantart.com Most future evolution projects take place in the more distant future, over 5 million years away. But life can evolve and change over much shorter timescales. This especially applies after extinction events. Only a few hundred thousand years after the K-Pg extinction, Palaeocene mammals had already become larger than any known Mesozoic mammal. Today, a similar, though as yet less severe extinction event is taking place. Already most of the megafauna that existed for the past several million years have gone extinct, leaving niches open. The only things keeping them open are human activities and time. But history and common sense tell us that at some point in the next thousand years our planetary civilisation will probably collapse, largely eliminating the main factor stopping life carrying on. Fast forward 1 million years, and the 'wild' is again the normal state of the earth. The oceans have risen some 80 metres due to human induced climate change, for the same reason most of the worlds ice is gone too. Several super volcanoes have erupted, and the last remnants of the modern 'concrete jungle' have crumbled. Humans are rare, and are considerably different to 21st century people. They are no longer a significant force effecting the earth. Some groups of animals are identical to those we are familiar with, some are similar but obviously different, and a few are unlike anything found in the modern era. This is the world in 1 million years AD. Edited by El Dorito, Jan 5 2016, 08:55 PM.
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LittleLazyLass	Feb 5 2016, 08:55 AM Post #181
Proud quilt in a bag Posts: 8,639 Group: Global Mods Member #1,463 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Area of expertise: Alternate Universes Nationality: Sorry, but why do you want to know aboot my nationality, eh? Uh... sorry, that was rude of me. Sorry. Favorite Quote: "you know you're a nerd when you search Wookieepedia for porn" Also known as: You can call me Little; full list of old names found through profile. Gender: Trans Questioning (see link in sig; feminine pronouns)	CaledonianWarrior96 Feb 5 2016, 08:46 AM Hyraxes could evolve into a range of different forms, and given enough time could evolve into something the size of a rhino (may take a few tens of millions of years but it could happen) That would not take tens of millions of years, assuming the niche was open. Maybe around 6-7 million, at worst, again assuming ideal conditions.
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Cephylus And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason... revin Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course. Parasky SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! whachamacalit2 The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird? Ebervalius I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what? trex841 When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom. Mr Mysterio All hail Robo-Stalin. Peashyjah Seems like everything in this project is now dead. Stealth Rock Seagulls are pretty much trees, right? Watcher We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die. 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But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them. Some Dude on BBC Two You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot. Stuff http://imgur.com/gallery/Tshu9


CaledonianWarrior96	Feb 5 2016, 10:57 AM Post #182
An Awesome Reptile Posts: 2,383 Group: Members Member #1,642 Joined: Feb 22, 2015 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: Scottish (Not british) Favorite Quote: "Life's too short to take it seriously" - Me Also known as: SlothWarrior	LittleIslander Feb 5 2016, 08:55 AM CaledonianWarrior96 Feb 5 2016, 08:46 AM Hyraxes could evolve into a range of different forms, and given enough time could evolve into something the size of a rhino (may take a few tens of millions of years but it could happen) That would not take tens of millions of years, assuming the niche was open. Maybe around 6-7 million, at worst, again assuming ideal conditions. Ok, size won't take that long but if they could evolve into something like a rhino (not saying they can, but I don't see how they couldn't) then it might take that long
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Beetleboy	Feb 5 2016, 11:49 AM Post #183
neither lizard nor boy nor beetle . . . but a little of all three Posts: 3,700 Group: Members Member #1,776 Joined: Oct 2, 2015 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: British Favorite Quote: In the absence of proper data, speculate wildly. Also known as: Jacob, JurassicJacob, Beetle	Quote: Hyraxes could evolve into a range of different forms, and given enough time could evolve into something the size of a rhino (may take a few tens of millions of years but it could happen) That concept is a bit cliche really, plus it isn't really that likely. I mean, there's so many other things that would be more likely to become major herbivores. I don't see why we couldn't have a few big hyraxes, but this is his project after all.
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Adman	Feb 5 2016, 02:51 PM Post #184
Totally not lamna Posts: 3,898 Group: Members Member #375 Joined: Sep 2, 2010 Gender: Male Nationality: The Great Atlantic Steppe Favorite Quote: “I dont leran from no one“ -Archeo	Also, it's only a million years. Not a lot of change is going to happen in that span of time.
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El Dorito	Feb 5 2016, 07:46 PM Post #185
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	Snowman Feb 5 2016, 02:51 PM Also, it's only a million years. Not a lot of change is going to happen in that span of time. I know it says '1 Million years AD' but after a while I just moved on because there isn't really that much opportunity. It's king of more like 10+ Million years AD now. I know a lot of projects use hyraxes as a starting point for a lot of mammalian megafauna in the future, but at least doing that means you don't just get one group of large herbivores. Artiodactyls would probably fare better in the long run as they are much more diverse currently, but perrisodactyls would probably go extinct over large areas. Hyraxes are more similar to perrisodactyls in many regards, and also to the things elephants evolved from (which makes sense really). I also remember reading somewhere that in the Oligocene or something there were actual giant hyraxes, as in things that are basically what I was going to add here.
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El Dorito	Feb 6 2016, 08:32 PM Post #186
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	Formidimurarchidae Picture: coming soon or something Today, the dominant predatory mammals are carnivorans, and for the last 20 million years or so this condition has prevailed. But before carnivorans became dominant there were creodonts, and before them there was a variety of predatory hoofed mammals - one of which eventually became the whales. Because of this history, it therefore seems likely that at some point in the future carnivorans would be outcompeted by something eventually. First evolving around 10 MyF, the Formidimurarchidae or 'scary mouse kings', are a large family of rodents comprising some 50 species, ranging from the size of a cat to the size of a large bear. Despite their name, which implies that they evolved from mice, their ancestors were actually black sewer rats, which thrived in post-civilisation times. As the global period of cooling associated with the current ice ages eventually ended around 8 MyF, the great ice sheets melted, and sea levels rose. The new warm climate saw the extinction of a lot of megafaunal animals that were adapted for cold, and let new animals fill their niches. Among the casualties were much of the large prey animals, and with them the large carnivorans that hunted them. Quick to fill their niches were smaller carnivorans like foxes, cats and weasels. But somewhere in North America the niches were predominantly filled by descendants of black sewer rats. These killer rodents managed to hold their ground against competitors. Formidimurarchids outwardly resemble the extinct marsupial lions, the Thylacoleonids, in general shape, and in dentition - as rodents they lack canine teeth, and have large sharp incisors to compensate. Their hunting habits are different in many ways, however. Most species are nocturnal endurance runners, with long stocky legs and large eyes and ears. Accordingly most coexisting carnivorans are predominantly diurnal predators. Unlike cats, Formidimurarchids don't have retractable claws, and hence are primarily reliant on brute strength and size advantage to kill prey. Some species live in packs or prides similar to modern lions. One often noticeable trait is that the long hairless tail of their distant ancestors is present in most species.
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Dapper Man	Feb 6 2016, 10:37 PM Post #187
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El Dorito	Feb 8 2016, 11:29 PM Post #188
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	I thought this would have gotten a ton of opinion comments by now. Usually anything regarding carnivorous rodents is the start of a big discussion.
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CaledonianWarrior96	Feb 9 2016, 06:09 AM Post #189
An Awesome Reptile Posts: 2,383 Group: Members Member #1,642 Joined: Feb 22, 2015 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: Scottish (Not british) Favorite Quote: "Life's too short to take it seriously" - Me Also known as: SlothWarrior	Not every update you post is going to spark some discussion that will last a while
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Beetleboy	Feb 9 2016, 06:16 AM Post #190
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El Dorito	Feb 9 2016, 03:38 PM Post #191
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	Not that so much, it's more about what the subject. Most things I've seen where someone crests a new group of carnivorous mammals sparks a long and retailed discussion, apparently people think carnivorans are the apex of predatory mammal evolution. The other half is of people making comparisons to predator rats, which I deliberately tried to avoid here.
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DroidSyber	Feb 9 2016, 06:16 PM Post #192
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CaledonianWarrior96	Feb 9 2016, 06:42 PM Post #193
An Awesome Reptile Posts: 2,383 Group: Members Member #1,642 Joined: Feb 22, 2015 Gender: Male Area of expertise: Future Evolution Nationality: Scottish (Not british) Favorite Quote: "Life's too short to take it seriously" - Me Also known as: SlothWarrior	Some island populations or really, really badly hit places could have carnivorous rats
	Come check out and subscribe to my projects on the following subforums; Future Planet (V.2): the Future Evolution of Life on Earth (Evolutionary Continuum) The Meuse Legacy: An Alternative Outcome of the Mosasaur (Alternative Evolution) Terra Cascus: The Last Refuge of the Dinosaurs (Alternative Evolution) - Official Project - Foundation The Beryoni Galaxy: The Biologically Rich and Politically Complex State of our Galaxy (Habitational Zone) - Beryoni Critique Thread (formerly: Aliens of Beryoni) The Ecology of Skull Island: An Open Project for the Home of King Kong (Alternative Universe) The Ecology of Wakanda: An Open Project for the Home of Marvel's Black Panther (Alternative Universe) (Click bold titles to go to page. To subscribe click on a project, scroll to the bottom of the page and click "track topic" on the bottom right corner) And now, for something completely different


El Dorito	Feb 10 2016, 12:18 AM Post #194
chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes Posts: 400 Group: Members Member #1,763 Joined: Sep 15, 2015 Gender: Male Nationality: Australian/Tasmanian Favorite Quote: Colour is not real, it is something your brain makes up to make sense of the world. What you can't see has no colour at all. Also known as: Da Sloth M8, KaptainWombat Gender: clearly I am a chlorinated opthalmic trigonomic shape of conspitacy and dank memes	This is more than 10 million years in the future, and most species of carnivorans go extinct between 7 and 10 million years in the future as a result of climate change associated with the final ending of the Pleistocene ice age series. At this point the world looks more like the world of 20 million years ago than the world of today. It's also when the inhabitants start to look noticeably different to things from now, as opposed to morphological lot similar descendants of modern animals. That being said initially everything would at least be recognisable, and these carnivorous rodents aren't really going to take over the world so much, more just be the main mammalian predators of North America. The next thing that I was going to post is either: 1) a description of the already mentioned skarks. 2) a several part description of a group of endothermic sometimes bipedal monitor lizard descendants that I have yet to think up an original name for. 3) a description of some of the major herbivores of the time, mostly mammals, though I'm not sure what kind yet. If people want, I will go back and write descriptions about individual species. Edited by El Dorito, Feb 10 2016, 12:22 AM.
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LittleLazyLass	Feb 10 2016, 03:28 PM Post #195
Proud quilt in a bag Posts: 8,639 Group: Global Mods Member #1,463 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Area of expertise: Alternate Universes Nationality: Sorry, but why do you want to know aboot my nationality, eh? Uh... sorry, that was rude of me. Sorry. Favorite Quote: "you know you're a nerd when you search Wookieepedia for porn" Also known as: You can call me Little; full list of old names found through profile. Gender: Trans Questioning (see link in sig; feminine pronouns)	El Dorito Feb 8 2016, 11:29 PM I thought this would have gotten a ton of opinion comments by now. Usually anything regarding carnivorous rodents is the start of a big discussion. A lot of this seems inspired by old Future of the World stuff, and I've discussed that plenty in the past.
	totally not British, b-baka! You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess. Me Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and gender Sorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words Words To Spec By It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist Words To Live By Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna Words I Live By Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3 Member Quotes jman123 Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band Sheather "Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!" Urufumarukai Tyrannosaurus aquastronka Kamineigh Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments... Lamna Are you saying what I think you're saying? Sheather bathes in cum? Cephylus And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason... revin Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course. Parasky SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! whachamacalit2 The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird? Ebervalius I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what? trex841 When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom. Mr Mysterio All hail Robo-Stalin. Peashyjah Seems like everything in this project is now dead. Stealth Rock Seagulls are pretty much trees, right? Watcher We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die. Yiqi15 For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot. Flisch im the black market CaledonianWarrior96 He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb Most People at Some Point Quotes Some dude called plucas1 from Youtube comments Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman. Xenoblade Chronicles Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed. Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade. Kid Icarus Uprising But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them. Some Dude on BBC Two You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot. Stuff http://imgur.com/gallery/Tshu9


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