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Topic Started: Dec 8 2015, 05:47 PM (6,959 Views)
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ÐK
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Dec 18 2015, 03:09 PM
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I'd say that the discussion on circumcisions and people's personal experience with their own foreskin or lack thereof spanning several pages in this very topic counts towards this.
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- Dec 16 2015, 08:05 PM
The idea that there might be fungi growing on Mr. Winky seriously freaked me out.
Especially this part.
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pfft, DK making a project
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I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs?
~Komodo, Zebra's sent back in time (4/1/13)
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Dragon
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Dec 18 2015, 03:13 PM
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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There's plenty of strange stuff on this forum. I'm sure some people have had their weirdest online encounters here.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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Dec 18 2015, 03:15 PM
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Yeah, K already brought that up.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Dec 18 2015, 03:28 PM
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I've had a number of strange online encounters, some two-way (i.e. I interacted with the person) and some one-way (I only looked at the website). Here are some of them:
A deviantArt artist who is either a ridiculously hardcore Christian fundamentalist, or a clever parody of one. His "work"--most of it is just lazy screenshot kit-bashings-- consists of him ranting about how video games and cartoons cause violence, the Bible is such a great book it can literally save you from physical assault, 1950s Disney Princesses are good female role models, and Bart Simpson is somehow the most evil character ever. Not linking to him, because that would just encourage him.
Another deviantArt artist who draws nothing but very detailed pictures of people getting eaten by various animals. And not even swallowed whole, which I at least understand is a fetish some people (though certainly not me) have--just eaten, realistically. Once again, no links.
One guy who seems to be a friend of our former forum member SSJRaptog, and who is perhaps the textbook example of how NOT to create a speculative biology project. His project consists of a vaguely defined fictional landmass/world/dimension that is home to mythical creatures, creatures from pop culture, and whatever he sets his mind to, and gives some of them very vague evolutionary backgrounds.
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Dec 18 2015, 04:37 PM
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- Scrublord
- Dec 18 2015, 03:28 PM
the Bible is such a great book it can literally save you from physical assault To be fair, this might be true if you have a large enough edition on hand and you throw it hard enough.
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The Library is open. (Now under new management!)
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As I said before, the Library is like spec crack.
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Dec 18 2015, 04:42 PM
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No! This is WTFIWWY Rule #567: Bibles are not melee weapons!
Speaking of, WTFIWWY might count as a weird encounter itself.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Dragon
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Dec 18 2015, 04:49 PM
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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- Holidayornis
- Dec 18 2015, 04:37 PM
- Scrublord
- Dec 18 2015, 03:28 PM
the Bible is such a great book it can literally save you from physical assault
To be fair, this might be true if you have a large enough edition on hand and you throw it hard enough. I find a hardcover edition of A Dance with Dragons (or any other hard cover Asoiaf book) to be a much better self defense weapon. The ultimate self defense books, however, are large, hardcover university textbooks needed for multiple terms.
Edited by Dragon, Dec 18 2015, 04:50 PM.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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Dec 18 2015, 11:41 PM
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That being eaten by animals guy is probably also a kink-related thing, most likely. From what I understand, the "being viciously devoured" thing is a sort of vore "sub-culture". There's also those people who, for some reason, find gorey drawings sexually appealing. You know, the internet is a very educational place. Thanks to it, I know way more about kinks/fetishes that I don't have than I'd like to.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
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Dec 18 2015, 11:46 PM
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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I'd forgotten about vores. There's some class A internet strangeness for you.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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Dec 19 2015, 12:33 AM
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- Scrublord
- Dec 18 2015, 03:28 PM
Another deviantArt artist who draws nothing but very detailed pictures of people getting eaten by various animals. And not even swallowed whole, which I at least understand is a fetish some people (though certainly not me) have--just eaten, realistically. Once again, no links. THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING.
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Dec 19 2015, 12:48 AM
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- Dragon
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- Scrublord
- Dec 18 2015, 03:28 PM
the Bible is such a great book it can literally save you from physical assault
To be fair, this might be true if you have a large enough edition on hand and you throw it hard enough.
I find a hardcover edition of A Dance with Dragons (or any other hard cover Asoiaf book) to be a much better self defense weapon. The ultimate self defense books, however, are large, hardcover university textbooks needed for multiple terms. I think I've heard that particularly large softcover books, when tightly bond, have a good spine to strike with.
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Dec 19 2015, 01:27 AM
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The ultimate self-defense book is one that has been hollowed out and contains a knife.
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SSU:NC - Finding a new home.
Quotes - Steve Irwin
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I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
- Satoru Iwata - Heart of a Gamer
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Even if we come from different sides of the world, speak different languages, even if we eat too many chips or rice balls, even if we wave different tastes in games, every one of us here today is identical in the most important way: each one of us was the heart of a gamer.
- The Writing on the Wall
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You should not have come here. This is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here. Nothing of value is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive.
- Parasky | 2015
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You can't be 100% certain Barack Obama is currently the US president, or that the nation of Canada even exists.
- Dan Avidan
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See, what I like to do now as an adult is take all that anger and frustration and push it down deep inside of me, until it becomes a seething white core of pure hate.
- Dan Avidan
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Follow your stupid fuckin' dreams.
WAA
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Dec 19 2015, 08:42 AM
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I'm going back to basics.
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- Jollyneigh
- Dec 19 2015, 01:27 AM
The ultimate self-defense book is one that has been hollowed out and contains a knife. No, see, if you get the paper set up juuuust right then you can papercut anything. True fact.
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Dec 19 2015, 09:06 AM
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- Dec 18 2015, 11:41 PM
That being eaten by animals guy is probably also a kink-related thing, most likely. From what I understand, the "being viciously devoured" thing is a sort of vore "sub-culture". There's also those people who, for some reason, find gorey drawings sexually appealing. You know, the internet is a very educational place. Thanks to it, I know way more about kinks/fetishes that I don't have than I'd like to.
I believe it's called "Gorn". I have, unfortunately, come across some examples of such art during my treks through the depths of the internet. It's like walking face first into a bramble patch.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Dec 19 2015, 09:31 AM
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- Mr Mysterio
- Dec 18 2015, 11:41 PM
That being eaten by animals guy is probably also a kink-related thing, most likely. From what I understand, the "being viciously devoured" thing is a sort of vore "sub-culture". There's also those people who, for some reason, find gorey drawings sexually appealing. You know, the internet is a very educational place. Thanks to it, I know way more about kinks/fetishes that I don't have than I'd like to. That's actually a pretty major fetish among minor fetishes. There are even people who specialize in drawing that sort of porn manga, and there are several Japanese porn games/animations on that subject.
And I've accidently been introduced to worse fetishes, speaking of internet strangeness. Scatology, Body Modification porn, Emetophilic porn.... etc Some people actually find such stuff stimulating.
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