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Topic Started: Dec 8 2015, 05:47 PM (6,964 Views)
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Dec 10 2015, 07:10 PM
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On a forum I went on before I found this place, someone named Dave joined up and started harassing another user that he apparently knew In Real Life. He insulted him for not joining the military and threatened to steal his girlfriend, including various descriptions of the sexual acts they would do together. Biggest event to ever happen there.
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Monster
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Dec 10 2015, 07:17 PM
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Just got a really long...er. Not sure. He's having a conversation with me but its just his side? He's having a conversation about me with himself? I cannot tell. Whatever, it was on a knitting site which makes it seem even weirder. He was obviously very taken with the hats I knit : /
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Dec 10 2015, 08:00 PM
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I don't know about the weirdest encounter I've had, but I've got some weird encounters.
I found this video where some dumbass claimed that dinosaurs were made by Satan when I saw a comment by a Christian saying just how ridiculous this was. I replied, agreeing with him. A couple weeks later, some guy called Dylan Tyt posted claiming that dinosaurs were in the Bible, using Leviathan as evidence. I countered by saying that it was probably either a whale or a crocodile. He then replied that I was obviously wrong because there was nothing in Jewish food laws saying that you could eat alligator. One thing led to another, and after a long debate that basically consisted of him screaming "REPENT!!" with several dozen exclamation points, I took a look at his profile.
He's a conspiracy theorist, an anti-vaxxer, a holocaust denier, a racist, and anti-Semitic, and thinks that GMO crops kill all of the plants around them. When I pointed out how stupid this was, he said: "No, real plants absorb minerals and transfer minerals from the sun to the earth. GMOs take nutrients and don't give. You get no nutrients from eating them. Your a fool." Never before have I injured myself so grievously via facepalm.
Here are some more quotes from the most mockable person in the world:
Spoiler: click to toggle "Well, you don't even know that dragons were considered rare about 100 years ago. Not fictional, so your lost in the world you think loves you." "THEY ARE KILLING ALL THE SURROUNDING REAL FOOD!!!! its not real food, the cells look nothing similar to real food, it makes you sterile. It can grow in radioactive fertilizer-and does. It grows by absorbing all the minerals out of the ground and releasing them as toxic waste. It can grow in herbicides, fungicides, and pesticides. The bugs will NOT eat them. Its killing the bees, its killing the butterflies. They are devastating human health. They leak aluminum into the ground water. Anything else you moron who thinks he knows everything but don't know S-H-I-T. You have so much opinion, but none is fact. Hah. You dumb fool, I pity your idiocy." "The cure to cancer is a blacnce of your Ph levels, and your entire hormone regulatory system. Ignorant fool."
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This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Dec 10 2015, 08:31 PM
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GlarnBoudin Why does this person talk like they are a living shitpost. This reads like something you'd see in a dril tweet.
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
"When Ron the Mighty has stood in front of the gate of heaven he begins to denounce it. He cries, 'heaven is for those too scared of nothingness, I will go no further then my mortal flesh will carry. This mirror is the sick bed of heaven Harry, the eternity of pansy lies.' Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror, he is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now. This destroys Harry. Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror, and the design of the cosmos versus the terminal beauty of being a wizard." -- Wizard People, Dear Reader: Chapter 23
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How To Hunt Gods - Everything you need to know about Gods and the art of God-killing.
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Crossover - A mish-mash of worlds, with Earth smack in the middle of the chaos. What could go wrong?
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Dec 10 2015, 10:01 PM
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My troll alarms are blaring at full blast. It's a good thing I'm not in a public place right now.
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
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Dec 10 2015, 11:52 PM
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- Dec 9 2015, 03:35 AM
Then there was that girl on Deviantart who insisted that letting children drive a vehicle was more logical and safe than letting gay people get married. Man, the internet is full of some great people. I don't know about that but when I was in high school the age at which people first started legally driving was 14 and I feel like a disservice has been done by raising the driving age to 18. It's easy for older people to think that a 14 year old is going to be irresponsible but to be honest that's not what happens. I know, I lived it. I drove my first car at 14 and it terrified me so much that now I'm 23 and I'm still so scared of driving that I don't have a license. Despite popular opinion a young teenager feels far less invincible than a young adult. In your early teens you first start really coming to a realization of the true concept or mortality and the finality of death. In your late teens you've come to terms with the concept of mortality but you're also thrilled with the idea of being an adult and having your whole life ahead of you. It isn't until your early to mid 20's that you start to realize that "whole life ahead of you" can mean mere minutes because chances are by that point you've experience, first or second hand, serious injury or near death. And also the whole thing about not growing anymore and starting to realize that no, you won't just bounce back from injuries like you did in high school and that you won't necessarily die of old age.
Also I found out I'm apparently Semitic on my biological father's side so I can officially take offense to that guy's comments and exclaim that there's nothing that says that Jews can't eat alligator. Clearly when it comes to eating large aquatic repitles, Deus does indeed Vult.
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We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.
"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming
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Dec 11 2015, 12:09 AM
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I don't know about that but when I was in high school the age at which people first started legally driving was 14 and I feel like a disservice has been done by raising the driving age to 18. It's easy for older people to think that a 14 year old is going to be irresponsible but to be honest that's not what happens. I know, I lived it. I agree. A lot of my friends learned how to drive when they were around 14-15-ish (not me, though, as my disability makes it so the only thing I can drive is my wheelchair). But this girl wasn't talking about 14-year-olds. She was specifically referring to children, as in 10 and under. She was one of those weird deviantart people, where her gallery was like "anime drawing, anime drawing, anime drawing, stamp that says that equality is impossible, fan art, anime drawing, anime drawing, another stamp that says gay people are unnatural, anime drawing..."
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Dumb Quotes "and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popsicle. would you care for a popsicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed." -- Nancy Drew The White Wolf of Icicle Creek: Twist of Fate - PART 3 - Game Grumps
"When Ron the Mighty has stood in front of the gate of heaven he begins to denounce it. He cries, 'heaven is for those too scared of nothingness, I will go no further then my mortal flesh will carry. This mirror is the sick bed of heaven Harry, the eternity of pansy lies.' Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror, he is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now. This destroys Harry. Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror, and the design of the cosmos versus the terminal beauty of being a wizard." -- Wizard People, Dear Reader: Chapter 23
Coming Soon/To be Rebooted:
How To Hunt Gods - Everything you need to know about Gods and the art of God-killing.
Intrazoology - The world of semi-corporeal lifeforms. A world you walk through every day, without even knowing it.
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Crossover - A mish-mash of worlds, with Earth smack in the middle of the chaos. What could go wrong?
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Dec 11 2015, 12:33 AM
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I would say that gay marriage is safer than letting anyone drive a car. I mean, those things go fast, and are really heaving. I've never heard of anyone being killed by gayness.
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Dec 11 2015, 01:39 AM
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I would say that gay marriage is safer than letting anyone drive a car. I mean, those things go fast, and are really heaving. I've never heard of anyone being killed by gayness. Well there was Liberace. He was one of the few with the deadly combination of being too gay and too fabulous. It put too much strain on his heart, which is what did him in, not the HIV. RIP in peace Liberace. You were born too soon to be yourself, but at least now you're going on a world tour as a hologram, just like Tupac.
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We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.
"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming
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Dec 11 2015, 10:38 AM
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Homophobes come up with the worst analogies. Two I saw when I was following political blog comments were someone comparing same-sex marriage to a person marrying a lawn chair, and another comparing it to letting your dog chew on a rare baseball card. This second one became something of a meme in our little blog-comment community.
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I don't know about the weirdest encounter I've had, but I've got some weird encounters.
I found this video where some dumbass claimed that dinosaurs were made by Satan when I saw a comment by a Christian saying just how ridiculous this was. Huh, I didn't know that creationists actually believed that. I'd only ever heard that claim (and similar ones about Satan planting fossils) from people making fun of creationists. Identifying the Biblical Behemoth and Leviathan as dinosaurs seems to be more typical from what I've read.
As for your other guy, even if he was trolling with the GM plant nonsense, the "PH balance cures cancer (and all other ills)" is a genuinely popular pseudoscience theory. One I've encountered online, and I'm sorry to say, offline. There's an "alkaline water" store not far from my home and they have a chart showing which foods are acidic or alkaline. The most alkaline include citrus fruit.
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Dec 11 2015, 01:21 PM
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I know plenty of young earth creationists in real life, and not one believes that fossils were made by Satan.
Also, this whole pH balance crap reminds me a lot of the balancing of the humours stuff the ancient Greeks came up with.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
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Dec 11 2015, 01:44 PM
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Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the Earth.
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I know I believed that when I was a Young Earth Creationist. Those were dark days, folks
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Dec 11 2015, 02:07 PM
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They must have been pretty dark. The idea that Satan created fossils is actually heretical, since it implies that Satan has the power to create, when the bible says only God can do that. There's loads of other theological problems with the claims of young earth creationist organizations, but that's a discussion for another place and time.
Speaking of which, this entire website and everything on it is relevant to both the topic of young earth creationism and weird thing's I've read online. Be careful while on there.
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16
A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.
I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now
Click for something good. Click this too.
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Dec 11 2015, 02:28 PM
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Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the Earth.
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Speaking of strange conspiracy sites:
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com
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Dec 11 2015, 05:03 PM
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I've seen internet nuts creationist and otherwise suggest most of palaeontology is fabricated and that dinosaurs never existed, not sure I see Satan pulled into that as often though.
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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