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Strangest Online Encounters
Topic Started: Dec 8 2015, 05:47 PM (6,951 Views)
trex841
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It sounds like viral marketing for some Scifi original program.
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At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting.

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I remember I was eating animal crackers and my teacher said that is what crazy people eat in asylums.... 
totally not British, b-baka!
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I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
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I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
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I thought this was fake, until I watched. This video is extremely strange.

I only clicked it since it was a National Geographic video, still is weird. It's weird. I wonder why the dolphin did that... O.o
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Jan 23 2016, 01:37 PM
I only clicked it since it was a National Geographic video, still is weird. It's weird. I wonder why the dolphin did that... O.o
Dolphins males are extremely sexually aggressive creatures. They've been known to kill the babies of another dolphin in order to have sex with her, and apparently, a band of male dolphins once killed a group of male swimmers in order to get to their female companion....
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Jan 23 2016, 01:59 PM
Dolphins males are extremely sexually aggressive creatures. They've been known to kill the babies of another dolphin in order to have sex with her, and apparently, a band of male dolphins once killed a group of male swimmers in order to get to their female companion....
I knew that, but didn't expect this. Also I didn't know that last part you said: ....and apparently, a band of male dolphins once killed a group of male swimmers in order to get to their female companion....

1. Destroy Home
2. Show your genitals to the world
3. Re-build home, but being more grumpy
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Jan 23 2016, 01:37 PM
I thought this was fake, until I watched. This video is extremely strange.

I only clicked it since it was a National Geographic video, still is weird. It's weird. I wonder why the dolphin did that... O.o
What's so weird about a horny dolphin?
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Now with a bit of googling and some reproductive knowledge about dolphins, I now know that male dolphins will hump just about anything really. Another crazy thing I found about dolphins was that there was a Man and a Dolphin in *"Love".

*I don't know what else to describe it really, other than the man having zoophilia and the dolphin being sexually attracted to the man.

Is there more weird internet encounters other than dolphins?
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Hi guys, dinosaur games continue to attract disturbed people.

Me: (After brb during dinner, being a Therezinosaurus at a lake) Hi guys, I'm back!
Rex: *Tries to eat me, is murdered by Therez1 and Therez2, who both have beaver-related names*
Me: And I have a pair of beavers to be my friends!
Therez1+2, in total synchrony: Well...

They then explain that they want me to help collect bones for their bone fetish.

Me: I'm noping out of this lake.
Therez1: Get him!

I am then promptly murdered when I make the fatal mistake of trying to disguise myself as a tree instead of continuing to flee, with no chance of defence due to the one that caught me abusing a two-attacks-at-once glitch. To avenge my sexually-dephiled calcium structural supports, I promptly respawned as a rex and hung around their lake obnoxiously until they tried to murder me, at which point they died due to the whole 'rex' thing.
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Jan 23 2016, 05:21 PM
Now with a bit of googling and some reproductive knowledge about dolphins, I now know that male dolphins will hump just about anything really. Another crazy thing I found about dolphins was that there was a Man and a Dolphin in *"Love".

*I don't know what else to describe it really, other than the man having zoophilia and the dolphin being sexually attracted to the man.



PLEASE DO NOT START TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK "WET GODDESS" IN THIS FORUM, FIREFINCH.....
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Wow, didn't expect it had a book either. Is the bok that bad?

Lets end the conversation here, yes?

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PLEASE NOTE: If I come off as harsh or demanding whilst talking to you, please tell me. I apologize in advance.....


I've had people talk to me in harsher ways... But forget that.
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Man that takes me back...
"You shall perish, whatever you do! If you are taken with arms in your hands, death! If you beg for mercy, death! Whichever way you turn, right, left, back, forward, up, down, death! You are not merely outside the law, you are outside humanity. Neither age nor sex shall save you and yours. You shall die, but first you shall taste the agony of your wife, your sister, your sons and daughters, even those in the cradle! Before your eyes the wounded man shall be taken out of the ambulance and hacked with bayonets or knocked down with the butt end of a rifle. He shall be dragged living by his broken leg or bleeding arm and flung like a suffering, groaning bundle of refuse into the gutter. Death! Death! Death!"



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Jan 23 2016, 06:24 PM
Wow, didn't expect it had a book either. Is the bok that bad?

Lets end the conversation here, yes?

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PLEASE NOTE: If I come off as harsh or demanding whilst talking to you, please tell me. I apologize in advance.....


I've had people talk to me in harsher ways... But forget that.



FireFinch, my apologies, but that wasn't aggression, that was FEAR....... O__O
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Dear God, it's THAT terrifying and innapropiate?!

Back to the topic, the new weirdest encounter are the youtube comments (Obviously you all know how youtube comments are, if you've been on youtube. Which you probably have).

Why have I been reading comments? I stopped, it was too stupid (Maybe the occassional person that acts like they have a brain, but mostly ignorant retards or just your average youtube comment that's ok).
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Dec 23 2015, 06:29 AM
Now that I remember they exist, there are apparently advertisements for an app game called Episodes going around Tumblr
And
They
Are
Hilarious

(Minor warning, while none of these show nudity or anything, some are only in there underwear or only in a towel, so use your discretion.)
The saga continues!

http://pome-garnet.tumblr.com/post/136267706496/ok-so-i-was-making-a-third-one-with-the-surprise
http://pome-garnet.tumblr.com/post/139455941766/i-have-returned-i-swore-off-of-episodes-edits
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