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Sep 7 2015, 01:45 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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But what about the house hippos?
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
- Words To Live By
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
- Words I Live By
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
Member Quotes - jman123
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
- Sheather
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
- Urufumarukai
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
- Kamineigh
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
- Lamna
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
- Cephylus
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
- revin
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
- Parasky
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
- whachamacalit2
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
- Ebervalius
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
- trex841
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
- Mr Mysterio
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
- Peashyjah
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
- Stealth Rock
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
- Watcher
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
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im the black market
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Quotes - Some dude called plucas1 from Youtube comments
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
- Xenoblade Chronicles
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
- Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising
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When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade.
- Kid Icarus Uprising
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot.
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Sep 7 2015, 01:46 PM
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Space Oddity
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They are in a HOUSE
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Flashlights, nightmares, sudden explosions.
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LittleLazyLass
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Sep 7 2015, 01:52 PM
Post #33
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Proud quilt in a bag
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Have you not heard of the ditch hippo subspecies?
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
- Words To Live By
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
- Words I Live By
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
Member Quotes - jman123
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
- Sheather
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
- Urufumarukai
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
- Kamineigh
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
- Lamna
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
- Cephylus
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
- revin
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
- Parasky
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
- whachamacalit2
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
- Ebervalius
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
- trex841
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
- Mr Mysterio
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
- Peashyjah
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
- Stealth Rock
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
- Watcher
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
- Yiqi15
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
- Flisch
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im the black market
- CaledonianWarrior96
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
- Most People at Some Point
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Quotes - Some dude called plucas1 from Youtube comments
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
- Xenoblade Chronicles
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
- Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising
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When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade.
- Kid Icarus Uprising
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
- Some Dude on BBC Two
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You are being shagged... by a flightless parrot.
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Sep 7 2015, 02:12 PM
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I once saw a pod of Ditch-orca ("D'cthorca") as a lad, seining prawns from the ditch with their prawn-seiners.
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Sep 10 2015, 10:38 AM
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Mysterious tundra-dwelling humanoid
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I'm just gonna run with it.
What of the Ditch's top predators? How do they survive in The Ditch when there is such fierce competition?
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Birbs "you are about to try that on a species that clawed its way to the top of a 4 billion year deep corpse pile of evolution. one that has committed the genocide you are contemplating several times already. they are the pinnacle of intelligence-based survival techniques and outnumber you 7 billion to 1" - humans vs machine
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Sep 11 2015, 08:35 AM
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Ditch allosaurus because why the fuck not.
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Dys, Darwin's Inferno: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/5949354/1/


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丅口 乃乇 下卂工尺, 丫口凵 卄卂リ乇 丅口 卄卂リ乇 卂 リ乇尺丫 卄工厶卄 工㔿 丅口 凵𠘨刀乇尺丂丅卂𠘨刀 尺工匚长 卂𠘨刀 从口尺丅丫. 丅卄乇 卄凵从口凵尺 工丂 乇乂丅尺乇从乇乚丫 丂凵乃丅乚乇, 卂𠘨刀 山工丅卄口凵丅 卂 丂口乚工刀 厶尺卂丂尸 口下 丅卄乇口尺乇丅工匚卂乚 尸卄丫丂工匚丂 从口丂丅 口下 丅卄乇 丁口长乇丂 山工乚乚 厶口 口リ乇尺 卂 丅丫尸工匚卂乚 リ工乇山乇尺’丂 卄乇卂刀. 丅卄乇尺乇’丂 卂乚丂口 尺工匚长’丂 𠘨工卄工乚工丂丅工匚 口凵丅乚口口长, 山卄工匚卄 工丂 刀乇下丅乚丫 山口リ乇𠘨 工𠘨丅口 卄工丂 匚卄卂尺卂匚丅乇尺工丂卂丅工口𠘨- 卄工丂 尸乇尺丂口𠘨卂乚 尸卄工乚口丂口尸卄丫 刀尺卂山丂 卄乇卂リ工乚丫 下尺口从 𠘨卂尺口刀𠘨卂丫卂 リ口乚丫卂 乚工丅乇尺卂丅凵尺乇, 下口尺 工𠘨丂丅卂𠘨匚乇. 丅卄乇 下卂𠘨丂 凵𠘨刀乇尺丂丅卂𠘨刀 丅卄工丂 丂丅凵下下; 丅卄乇丫 卄卂リ乇 丅卄乇 工𠘨丅乇乚乚乇匚丅凵卂乚 匚卂尸卂匚工丅丫 丅口 丅尺凵乚丫 卂尸尸尺乇匚工卂丅乇 丅卄乇 刀乇尸丅卄丂 口下 丅卄乇丂乇 丁口长乇丂, 丅口 尺乇卂乚工丂乇 丅卄卂丅 丅卄乇丫’尺乇 𠘨口丅 丁凵丂丅 下凵𠘨𠘨丫- 丅卄乇丫 丂卂丫 丂口从乇丅卄工𠘨厶 刀乇乇尸 卂乃口凵丅 乚工下乇. 卂丂 卂 匚口𠘨丂乇㔿凵乇𠘨匚乇 尸乇口尸乚乇 山卄口 刀工丂乚工长乇 尺工匚长 & 从口尺丅丫 丅尺凵乚丫 卂尺乇 工刀工口丅丂- 口下 匚口凵尺丂乇 丅卄乇丫 山口凵乚刀𠘨’丅 卂尸尸尺乇匚工卂丅乇, 下口尺 工𠘨丂丅卂𠘨匚乇, 丅卄乇 卄凵从口凵尺 工𠘨 尺工匚长’丂 乇乂工丂丅乇𠘨丅工卂乚 匚卂丅匚卄尸卄尺卂丂乇 “山凵乃乃卂 乚凵乃乃卂 刀凵乃 刀凵乃,” 山卄工匚卄 工丅丂乇乚下 工丂 卂 匚尺丫尸丅工匚 尺乇下乇尺乇𠘨匚乇 丅口 丅凵尺厶乇𠘨乇リ’丂 尺凵丂丂工卂𠘨 乇尸工匚 下卂丅卄乇尺丂 卂𠘨刀 丂口𠘨丂. 工’从 丂从工尺长工𠘨厶 尺工厶卄丅 𠘨口山 丁凵丂丅 工从卂厶工𠘨工𠘨厶 口𠘨乇 口下 丅卄口丂乇 卂刀刀乚乇尸卂丅乇刀 丂工从尸乚乇丅口𠘨丂 丂匚尺卂丅匚卄工𠘨厶 丅卄乇工尺 卄乇卂刀丂 工𠘨 匚口𠘨下凵丂工口𠘨 卂丂 刀卂𠘨 卄卂尺从口𠘨’丂 厶乇𠘨工凵丂 山工丅 凵𠘨下口乚刀丂 工丅丂乇乚下 口𠘨 丅卄乇工尺 丅乇乚乇リ工丂工口𠘨 丂匚尺乇乇𠘨丂. 山卄卂丅 下口口乚丂.. 卄口山 工 尸工丅丫 丅卄乇从.
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Sep 11 2015, 02:22 PM
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All will be revealed in time...
There might be giant wall crabs, and living on them, tinier dinosaurs.
Stay tuned.
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Projects and concepts that I have stewing around Extended Pleistocene- An alternate future where man died out, and the megafauna would continue to thrive (may or may not include a bit about certain future sapients) Inverted World- An alternate timeline where an asteroid hit during the Barremian, causing an extinction event before the Maastrichtian. Dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and notosuchians make it to the present, along with a host of other animals. Badania- Alien planet that has life at a devonian stage of development, except it exists in the present day. Ido- Alien world where hoppers (derived flightless ballonts) and mouthpart-legged beasts are prevalent. Leto- Life on a moon orbiting a gas giant with an erratic orbit; experiences extremes of hot and cold. The Park- ??? Deeper Impact- a world where the K-Pg extinction wipes out crocodilians, mammals, and birds; squamates, choristoderes, and turtles inherit the earth. World of Equal Opportunity- alternate history where denisovans come across Beringia and interact with native fauna. Much of the Pleistocene fauna survives, and the modern humans that end up crossing into North America do not overhunt the existing animals. 10,000 years later, civilizations exist that are on par with European and Asian societies. The Ditch- Nothing is what if seems..
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Sep 11 2015, 02:25 PM
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...I will wait...
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F.I.N.D.R Field Incident Logs A comprehensive list of all organisms, artifacts, and alternative worlds encountered by the foundation team.
At the present time, concepts within are inconsistent and ever shifting. Protectorates of the Proan Empire- The Sundered Realms - A fantasy realm where the world is divided into different sections. (Following names subject to change)
- The Gavell Kingdom
- The Everdark Forest
- The Lunar Tundra
- The Sand Sea
- The Asteroid Cloud
- The Rotting Shard
- The Orbital River
- The Outer Shadow
- Bottle Beasts - This Universes version of Pokemon.
Worlds Impacted by the Enlightened/Visceral War- The 'Verse Whale - The Homeworld of the two forces, a planet sized organism, and the unique life that has flourished on it.
- замороженный конец - An Ice Age world populated by tripodal organisms.
- [To Be Named] - A world of creatures with an arm for a head
- [To Be Named] - The Homeworld of a species where only the males are sapient.
- [To Be Named] - The home of a race of carnivorous, trap building beings.
- [To Be Named] - A planet of organisms that can link their minds, where two forms of intelligence have arisen.
Unaffiliated Universes- [To Be Named] - A parallel earth where the Synapsids took over after the Permian Extinction, among other resulting changes.
- نيو نيو امستردام - An abandoned Dyson Cylinder containing an Ecumenopolis now catering to our former pets and pests. (A concept developed entirely separate from DroidSyber's Arcology, I swear.)
- The Bleed - A vast universe where physics are more a suggestion than a rule.
Parakosmos Minor - Known Earth Pocket Universes, Natural or Artificial.- Island of Marsupials and Armadillos off the coast of South America
- A world inhabited by Woodpecker descendants (Again, not meant to be a clone of Serina, I in no way have that much detail ready for this.)
- Katiwala - Your typical Lost World...if i decide to go that route...
(And this is just the spec related stuff)
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Sep 11 2015, 02:28 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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are there ditches inside the ditch?
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
- Words To Live By
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
- Words I Live By
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Travel back through time and space, to the edge of man's beggining... discover a time when man, woman and lizard roamed free, and untamed!
It is an epoch of mammoths, a time of raptors!
A tale of love in the age of tyrannosaurs!
An epic from the silver screen, brought right to your door!
Travel back to A Million Years BC
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Are there monkeys in the ditch? Can they fly? Do they eat the DINERSORES? Do the DINNERSEARS eat them?
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The Library is open. (Now under new management!)
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But do the dinosaurs have microscopic mutant turtles living on them?
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Skellymans
Spooky shit right there dude
If one were to somehow end up in The Ditch (be it by way of frog, floating tuba, or your normal subway), they would recognize the white scuttling shapes on the ditch walls. These, are skellymans.
Skellymans, also known as skellybones, skeletons, bonz, or simply "AHHHH", are a unique lifeform endemic to the underground environment of the ditch. They vary widely in size, shape, behavior, and political orientation, ranging from just under a centimeter in the dusty species, to well over 43 meters in some of the really "spoopy" species. Skellymans eat just about anything, from other skellymans, to frogs, small scaly dinosaurs (a tragedy, I know), glitter powder, the wayward multituberculate and breadsticks from pizza hut.
Because the ditch is so large and narrow, it has the space to harbor all the spooky and original 151 skellyman species. Though all of them are varied, there are four major varieties.
The human-like ones- These, due to some extreme convergent evolution, have bodies and facial features that greatly resemble that of the human skeleton. The human-like skellymans are the most omnivorous out of all extant skellymans, using their gracile fingers to pick off algae and incredibly skittish birds off their ledges. They are mainly whitish in color, though certain species exhibit greenish bioluminescence all over their bodies.
The pumpkin-like varieties- Pumpkin-like skellymans are renowned for being more squat than other skellymans, being almost circular or ovaloid in shape. They scuttle around with multitudes of small green legs, and capture prey by attracting them with biolights inside their large mouths. Pumpkin-like skellymans are usually orange, though they also come in shades of verdant green, robin's egg blue, and ivory (those ivory pumpkins are called skulls).
Those centipede-like things- These centipede-like things have multitudes of hairy legs and prominent tusk-like mandibles and fangs, used for slicing up other centipede-like things and any leg or foot that falls down from above. They are really long, having a body that looks much like a spinal cord, save for the numerous tiny legs. Unlike other skellymans, these come in all colors of the rainbow, and are some of the few skellymans to exceed 20 meters in length, and are really left-wing (when it comes to politics).
The ones that swim- Ok, they really don't swim per se, but these skellymans have lost almost all the hallmarks required for something to be a skellyman, having a ribbon-like body made of sinew and the tears of children, a moa skull-like head, and four pairs of fully functional azhdarchid-like wings. They flit around the narrow ditch, calling for mother or the pizza man in search of their next meal, which pretty much sounds like a fight between two trashy people. This is scary for some, hilarious for others. The ones that swim always come in shades of obscenely bright pink and navy blue, no exceptions.
Nobody really knows how skellymans came about, nor does anybody on the surface really care. However, some think that they came from eurypteryids that somehow got lodged inside the ditch, and evolved into the lifeforms that exist there today. New evidence, however, is pointing at a supernatural mammalian origin, which states that they were created billions of years ago, by an otherworldly demon, and then forgotten because they're just a bunch of bones. This hypothesis is accepted by the vast majority of scientists today.
Yes, this is still gonna be a thing.
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Projects and concepts that I have stewing around Extended Pleistocene- An alternate future where man died out, and the megafauna would continue to thrive (may or may not include a bit about certain future sapients) Inverted World- An alternate timeline where an asteroid hit during the Barremian, causing an extinction event before the Maastrichtian. Dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and notosuchians make it to the present, along with a host of other animals. Badania- Alien planet that has life at a devonian stage of development, except it exists in the present day. Ido- Alien world where hoppers (derived flightless ballonts) and mouthpart-legged beasts are prevalent. Leto- Life on a moon orbiting a gas giant with an erratic orbit; experiences extremes of hot and cold. The Park- ??? Deeper Impact- a world where the K-Pg extinction wipes out crocodilians, mammals, and birds; squamates, choristoderes, and turtles inherit the earth. World of Equal Opportunity- alternate history where denisovans come across Beringia and interact with native fauna. Much of the Pleistocene fauna survives, and the modern humans that end up crossing into North America do not overhunt the existing animals. 10,000 years later, civilizations exist that are on par with European and Asian societies. The Ditch- Nothing is what if seems..
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