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Topic Started: Nov 6 2014, 06:54 PM (33,424 Views)
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Oct 4 2015, 05:55 PM
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I'm not sure how plausible this is, but: an abelisarid native to the Amazon rainforest that is sort of a land-wobbegong. It's an ambush predator that remains still for long periods of time in areas where sauropods and other large herbivores gather. Dirt tends to build up between its scales due to its long periods of inactivity, and mosses and plants grow on it, providing it with camouflage. When a herbivore gets close enough, the abelisaur strikes, usually biting the herbivore on the leg, crippling it. The abelisaur has surprisingly good stamina, allowing it to pursue its wounded prey until it collapses from exhaustion or blood loss. Wouldn't this make more sense as a cold-blooded predator? Like maybe some sort of bipedal croc.
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Oct 4 2015, 06:30 PM
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Yeah probably. I just want my wobbegong abelisaur, dammit.
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Your wobbegong abelisaur is a gift from the gods themselves, Velociraptor. Cherish it.
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Oct 9 2015, 03:51 PM
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I'm not sure how plausible this is, but: an abelisarid native to the Amazon rainforest that is sort of a land-wobbegong. It's an ambush predator that remains still for long periods of time in areas where sauropods and other large herbivores gather. Dirt tends to build up between its scales due to its long periods of inactivity, and mosses and plants grow on it, providing it with camouflage. When a herbivore gets close enough, the abelisaur strikes, usually biting the herbivore on the leg, crippling it. The abelisaur has surprisingly good stamina, allowing it to pursue its wounded prey until it collapses from exhaustion or blood loss.
Wouldn't this make more sense as a cold-blooded predator? Like maybe some sort of bipedal croc. No, it could still be a dinosaur. In fact, theres a real dinosaur (assuming you count birds as dinosaurs) with with that lifestyle--the potoo.
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Oct 12 2015, 11:26 AM
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Here's some of my own ideas, but they aren't open for use. I might use them at some point . . .
Gliding velvet worm (somehow) Gliding stingrays Aquatic armadillos Marine desmans Filter-feeding platypodes
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Oct 12 2015, 12:03 PM
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Oct 13 2015, 09:36 AM
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Oh, has he? Sorry, I hadn't seen it . . . Here's some more ideas:
Semi-aquatic shark (I think maybe wobbegong) Hematophagous (blood-drinking) anurognathids Small arboreal therizinosaurids similar to tamanduas Aquatic scorpion Fully carnivorous deer Semi-aquatic lagomorphs Tall giraffe-like camels
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Oct 13 2015, 12:43 PM
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There have been aquatic scorpions for like a couple billion years, man.
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Oct 13 2015, 02:57 PM
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Semi-aquatic shark (I think maybe wobbegong)
Epaulette shark can walk on land, although can't breath air.
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Hematophagous (blood-drinking) anurognathids
Sounds like David Peters's interpretation of Anurognathus.
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Aquatic scorpion
Brontoscorpio was aquatic.
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Semi-aquatic lagomorphs
Sheather had something like that, in two different versions if I remember correctly. They were true leporids, not pika.
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Tall giraffe-like camels
Aepycamelus and Oxydactylus fit that description rather well.
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Oct 14 2015, 09:18 AM
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Epaulette shark can walk on land, although can't breath air.
I meant much more terrestrial than that.
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There have been aquatic scorpions for like a couple billion years, man.
I know that, I meant a modern-day terrestrial scorpion adapting to a more aquatic existence in ponds, like the diving bell spider or something similar . . . I don't know, it's just a vague idea . .
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Sheather had something like that, in two different versions if I remember correctly. They were true leporids, not pika.
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Aepycamelus and Oxydactylus fit that description rather well.
Yes. It was an idea I had when thinking about what might replace giraffes in the future (if giraffes died out). My ideas are some kind of camelid, whether a camel or maybe a llama or something similar. I also had an idea for a giraffe-like horse . . .
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Nov 7 2015, 01:06 AM
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Fully airbound bird descendants
-rigid streamlined skeletal-skull structure -large permanently extended V-shaped wings for gliding and light motion -legs devolved to small vestigial hooks -extremely low metabolisms -wing feathers evolved into interlocking lattice structure that extends its skeleton -long gestation period, eggs are brittle lightweight disc structures -spinning of airbound disc activates the fully developed offspring to break forth -tail fins to catch longitudinal air currents and steer
Like reified stealth bombers....
These are descended from swallows. Alternately albatross evolve into a long bodied 6-winged predators with a lot of similar adaptations.
These would be built upon a largely airbased ecosystem, with exotic skyscraping "trees", heavy amounds of airbased plant and fungus reproduction and dispersal, sky plankton, and different strata of partially to fully airbound animals.
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Nov 7 2015, 03:43 PM
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Staboids
At the other end of the scale from the airbound avian descendents, Staboids have abandoned flight entirely and adapted their wings as stabbing implements. Fully upright, bipedal, with a wiry body plan, S are extremely agile and represent the first avian packhunters since Dromeoasaurs.
S typically target prey larger than them, up to the most gigantic herbivorous megafauna of their day. Bloodsuckers by trade, with long curved beaks to siphon blood from stab sites, S are alternately predators and parasites, though the distinction is often blurred.
Mostly likely descended from cossowarys or roadrunners,they flourish from 200Mf-400Mf. Unlike the Airbounds, S's talons and beaks make them still relatedly avian, and can best be described as a seperate subclass, though they leave several lineages who split from Avian class entirely. Even in their time, S produce several variants-peaceful sapdrinkers, insectivorous burrowers with spadelike appendages, and even a large quadruped that lurches and scuttles around on robust front spikes and grasshopperlike hind legs, like some some grotesque Avian Bug hybrid.
Ferocious as they seem, it should be noted that S are not generally the most powerful predators of their time, and even sometimes fall victim to predation themselves, testament to the harshness of an increasingly elaborate future ecosystem.
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Nov 10 2015, 05:39 PM
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A rabbit-sized descendant of the horse with a chalicothere-like body plan and front hooves that have evolved into scoop-shaped digging apparatuses. Could be eusocial.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Nov 14 2015, 05:00 AM
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chlorinated opthalmic trigonometric shape of conspiracy and dank memes
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Descendants of the 'chickenosaurus' idea, something like a dromaeosaur, but maybe without an enlarged claw. Apparently the part that codes of teeth has already been done, but the eggs aren't 'allowed to hatch because the people responsible haven't been authorised by the (US) government. This is despite the fact that these altered chickens would apparently be normal in behaviour.
First idea, A relatively large 'breed' (are different varieties of chickens called breeds, or is that only dogs?) that is used as some sort of pest control on farms, because a chicken that looks like a velociraptor would be pretty funny to see on a farm, and flightless birds with bright colours would probably be easier to control than cats or something like that (I don't know I just thought this up on the spot).
Velociroosters - because yeah, they would probably be better than guard dogs too.
And finally a food breed for 'KFCs' (Kentucky Fried Chickenosaurus), because half the comments on the video I found this on were about KFC…
This one could be interesting because of the fact that it is already sort of happening and could be here within the next 30 years or less.
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Nov 14 2015, 10:57 AM
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neither lizard nor boy nor beetle . . . but a little of all three
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Large, marine, whale-like Thalassocnus descendants . . . 'nuff said.
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