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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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Topic Started: Nov 6 2014, 06:54 PM (33,425 Views)
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Velociraptor
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Aug 16 2015, 09:17 PM
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A clade of mostly-herbivorous flightless azhdarchids in the rainforests of Africa that have evolved into ape-like brachiators which have repurposed their wing finger into an opposable digit, and ground sloth-like browsers whose wing finger has evolved into a sharp claw used for defense and intraspecific combat.
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Unnamed No K-Pg project: coming whenever, maybe never. I got ideas tho.
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GlarnBoudin
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Aug 18 2015, 10:22 AM
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I have seen something similar to that: http://legendguard.deviantart.com/art/Post-Pterodctyloids-536412094 http://legendguard.deviantart.com/art/Post-pteradactyloid-concept-sketches-536382154 http://legendguard.deviantart.com/art/Pteranosimian-biology-sketchdump-504674103
Also: -A species of abelisaur that looks very similar to Charles R. Knight's Laelaps painting that uses the eagle-like talons on its feet to kill prey. -A rauisuchid descendant that looks very similar to a Victorian-style Megalosaurus; an ambush hunter, but often scavenges as well.
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This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. 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Aug 18 2015, 10:52 AM
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whose wing finger has evolved into a sharp claw used for defense and intraspecific combat.
I actually had something similar in a previous project of mine, but they were Tapejarids, if I remember correctly.
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-A species of abelisaur that looks very similar to Charles R. Knight's Laelaps painting that uses the eagle-like talons on its feet to kill prey.
That's very interesting, but abelisaurs were already pretty used to using their jaws to kill prey, but maybe it could work with their close relatives, some kind of noasaur.
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Another, admittedly rather silly, concept, is a no K-Pg scenario, and having one group (Lognkosaurs?) of all those giant south american sauropods surviving in the Carribean, as dwarfed island forms, with colorful paterns that eat a lot of fruit. They would be called "Titans of Paradise" and would be about small elephant/large rhino size.
I love that concept.
An idea of mine- A massive, sauropod-sized semi-aquatic descendant of Poposaurus evolved to occupy the large omnivore/piscivore niche akin to RL bears. These animals would retain bipedality, but their legs would become robust and elephant-like to support their weight, as well as a long, heavy tail to balance out the heavy forequarters. The snout would be shorter than that of their ancestors, and instead they would use powerful, muscular forelimbs to forage or kill prey, much like mammalian bears. The resulting creature would look exactly like a miniature version of the 2014 Godzilla.
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Aug 19 2015, 05:32 PM
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LittleLazyLass
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Aug 19 2015, 05:39 PM
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I was thinking about this part about ankylosaurs having enlarged tongues, and it got me thinking: What if a diminutive species evolved a large, colorful tongue as a sort of display device? Obviously, the tongue would have to be enlarged further (perhaps this could be an island endemic), and I'm not knowledgeable on how changing the color of a tongue works biologically, but I think it's a fun little idea.
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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Aug 19 2015, 06:17 PM
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Bat-Hound A nocturnal descendant of wolves that relies on echolocation. The ears are massive, and the nose is spade-shaped. The teeth have been modified into fangs. It bounds along the ground on long, gangling legs.
Why don't you write something up and enter it in the COM? It could be cool...Obviously its your choice just a suggestion...
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Aug 19 2015, 08:03 PM
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No. That's why I posted it in the Species Factory.
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SSU:NC - Finding a new home.
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Aug 20 2015, 10:44 AM
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A large, predatory frog descendant that uses a tongue tipped with a venomous barb to kill prey, following them until the venom kills them for maximum hunting efficiency. Perhaps they are descended from any of the frogs with poisonous secretions and simply lick their own skin to acquire the poison for the barb.
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We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.
"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming
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Aug 20 2015, 11:36 AM
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Spinosaurid-like theropods descended from Masiakasaurus-like noasaurids.
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Unnamed No K-Pg project: coming whenever, maybe never. I got ideas tho.
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Aug 20 2015, 11:44 AM
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Spinosaurid-like theropods descended from Masiakasaurus-like noasaurids. Not really spinosaurid-like in anatomy, but I tried this once.
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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It would have to be something extremely alien, pushing the limits of our imagination. But those are always my favorite kinds of life. ~~The Words of The Xenologist
- Words To Live By
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Ignorance is never insulting if you're willing to learn, we're all ignorant about most things. ~~The Words of Lamna
- Words I Live By
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band
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"Holy fucking shit a toilet paper roll! Our favorite thing!"
- Urufumarukai
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Tyrannosaurus aquastronka
- Kamineigh
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Myo, if you don't stop reading the YouTube comments...
- Lamna
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sheather bathes in cum?
- Cephylus
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And last night I dreamed I was blowing up a Kindergarten with a grenade launcher for no particular reason...
- revin
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Oh, and of course more people get killed by selfies than by sharks. Of course.
- Parasky
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SHEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
- whachamacalit2
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The smell of rotting flesh really kills my appetite, surprising, but the visual appearance of corpses makes me hungry. Is that weird?
- Ebervalius
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I mean, let us say I'm a genderfluid blurflux demi-romantic woman who is sexually attracted to men, but only if they are Melanesian and have a voice like that of Nicholas Cage. Okay, so what?
- trex841
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When I first saw that picture, I thought you were dissecting a condom.
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All hail Robo-Stalin.
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Seems like everything in this project is now dead.
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Seagulls are pretty much trees, right?
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We all must finish chapters of our lives to go on to the next. Sometime this means leaving behind versions of ourselves that don't want to die.
- Yiqi15
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For April fool's, we had to make an orgasm that resembled a human foot.
- Flisch
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im the black market
- CaledonianWarrior96
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He was a skater birb, she said tweet you later birb
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Funny, isn't it, that our world needs Clark Kent a lot more than Superman.
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Even though he is our creator, that does not afford him the right to take our lives on a whim. But that is the thinking of a homs. He is a god. Such morals cannot apply to gods. So you think we should just shut up and die?! If that is the fate decided by a god. You are mistaken if you think we will simply accept such a fate and wait to die. We'll never stop fighting. Not till the end. To Zanza, the outcome is the same. Thus your logic is flawed.
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When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade.
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But Souls are delicious. They're like bacon - they taste good on anything. But if you eat them, you completely remove them from existence! They can't move on or... or be reincarnated! Huh. I never really gave it much thought. Besides, what do you mean by reincarnation anyway? You know, being reborn as someone or something else. Which means different body, different memories, different experiences, yes? So isn't being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"? I... I... eating souls isn't right! That depends on your definition of "right". All living things survive by eating other living things. So what? You're a god. You should be above all that! Gods are above living things, which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them.
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Aug 20 2015, 04:01 PM
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Remember when I posted that awesome idea about cloud walking organisms, Parasky? What about ones that rain out of the clouds. But spend a lot of time in them. Little ice crystal monsters.
Or their little feet are so teeny tiny that they can grasp individual ice crystals to move around in the cloud with an almost lighter than air body.
Edit: Isn't there some pressure difference between clouds and open air? A lighter than air organism could be jut a bit more buoyant than the cloud but less buoyant than open air.
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Aug 21 2015, 11:12 AM
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Many bacteria have a life cycle that involves them living in the upper atmosphere and coming back to the surface in rain, so it isn't entirely implausible but I doubt that it would work with anything macroscopic.
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We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.
"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming
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Aug 27 2015, 03:19 PM
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How about a giant evolved amphibian with vestigial hind limbs that lies under mud, when an animal passes by it triggers receptors in the jaw and the animal lunges up like a crocodile and incapacitates it with mild venom and strong front limbs. i imagine then to be about 4-5m long and preys on large ungulates.
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Oct 1 2015, 02:15 PM
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A family of rhino-sized quadrupedal bats descended from the leaf-nosed bat whose noses have developed into defensive shields. A few species have long horns or spines in place of the frill.
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I'm not sure how plausible this is, but: an abelisarid native to the Amazon rainforest that is sort of a land-wobbegong. It's an ambush predator that remains still for long periods of time in areas where sauropods and other large herbivores gather. Dirt tends to build up between its scales due to its long periods of inactivity, and mosses and plants grow on it, providing it with camouflage. When a herbivore gets close enough, the abelisaur strikes, usually biting the herbivore on the leg, crippling it. The abelisaur has surprisingly good stamina, allowing it to pursue its wounded prey until it collapses from exhaustion or blood loss.
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