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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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Topic Started: Nov 6 2014, 06:54 PM (33,384 Views)
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Jun 19 2018, 01:37 PM
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Well, you can't apply human morals to another sapient. There might well not be an ethical issue to them. Some bird species allow/encourage infanticide between their chicks ( for example), so there's certainly a possible precedent there. Additionally, if it's a bird who lays several eggs in a batch, population growth is going to become a big problem eventually. Disposing of eggs would be one way to deal with it. Besides it's an excuse to do lots of... you get the idea
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You be dissin' mah maturity? YOU FAIIIL! –Jasonguppy
We have a song for that. –Fakey
:secretemoticon: Oh, so this is :secretemoticon:... –Ebervalius
Someone should make a meme out of this Dougal Dixon thing. Copy paste his face onto someone in front of a crystal ball, holding a copy of After Man in his hand. –Little
Asking questions isn't always a bad thing. It creates discussion about it, and can sometimes cause Kam to consider things he hadn't thought about before. –Dragon
Good news, got to go out with my friends to the movies today.
Bad news, we saw Ice Age 5. –trex841
Now I'm envious. Six digits needs to become the default trait in humans. I'm gonna settle down with a nice five-fingered lady and have kids so I can teach them to use their incredible power for evil. –Fakey
When I type "both", the suggestions are:
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- "Both of You" in Steven Universe
Sums my personality up quite well. –Johnfaa My parents left my windows open and my book is wet, and the meat is rotten and I can't have a cow sandwich and it’s raining and I have to write and take a shower and I need a hole to yell in. –Dr. Nitwhite
It could be a cucumber bear. I'm not familiar enough with the bauplan of zucchini bears to say which. –Johnfaa
I may have been walking around in an embarrassingly small circle for over an hour, trying to use horses as landmarks –Monster
We must save Sam. Someone bring me my shotgun. –Ivan_The_Inedible
Still holding out for sessile canaries. –Monster
Dude it's Redwall written by a speccer. Just imagine, in this novel, Martin the multituberculate must defend the abbey from a horde of quadrupedal bird monsters . . . –seascorpion
Note to self: eggs, rice, chives, lubricant –dio (same person as fakey xD)
I found it difficult to sleep this past night, so instead I cleaned the entire house and all the animal enclosures and baked a cake and woops now it's tomorrow. –Sheather
I haven't got anything against cake. I have, however, got quite a bit against semi-digested food making a migration back up from my stomach and out of my mouth while washing my tongue in digestive juices. -Beetleboy
Rapidly closing in on my self-imposed limit of 20 featherfluffs again now though, so these new additions (Jade and the birthday budgies) will be the last for a while. So he says until next time. –Sheether again
Dentists use their Secret Tooth Powers to obtain forbidden knowledge and blackmail the world governments. -Mr Mysterio Hello spec people.
I am here. Cuz I'm bored.-Sheather
Though a better idea would be to rapidly electrolyze the oceans of the world and monopolize the world's water supply because you own the only major factory for burning hydrogen to form drinking and agricultural water. -colddigger
Well then, good luck with the cheese and the weird tenses. -Trex841
Lawn work just sucks which is why, I have thistles instead. - colddigger yet more
Spoiler: click to toggle "That sort of thing is the reason why I have trouble trusting adults." Somehow Harry kept his voice steady. "Because they get angry if you even try to reason with them. To them it's defiance and insolence and a challenge to their higher tribal status. If you try to talk to them they get angry. So if I had anything really important to do, I wouldn't be able to trust you. Even if you listened with deep concern to whatever I said - because that's also part of the role of someone playing a concerned adult - you'd never change your actions, you wouldn't actually behave differently, because of anything I said." -Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
There are unresolved issues in any science, and this does not prevent science from existing. The same physicists do not know everything about electricity, which does not prevent us all from using electrical devices. And in the structure of the atom, not everything is completely clear, but this does not make it necessary to cancel physics as a science. And mathematicians are arguing about the solution of certain theorems. Therefore, the presence in biology in general, and in the theory of evolution in particular, of some unresolved issues - this is not a reason to cancel and "close" the science or individual fields of knowledge. Science is a search, and unresolved issues will always be. -Pavel Volkov
Yes, yes, irreversible psychological damage might occur, but it is all for their own good, so it's okay. So what if a kid winds up a twitching vegetable afraid of venturing into the outside world? At least he won't get kidnapped by a lollipop-wielding child-molester or hit by a bus while jaywalking and smoking crack. -TV Tropes
Ford: If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.
Arthur: And if we're unlucky?
Ford: If we're unlucky, the captain might read us some of his poetry first... -The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Tthe vast majority of Creationists that I have met online or in real life, have been stubbornly, ignorantly arrogant towards people who accept evolution. I have met some creationists who are genuinely nice people who accept other's beliefs, but they are in the minority. Even the most prominent Creationist preachers or "creation scientists" can be labelled as arrogant, because their behavior when talking against or about evolution ranges from passive-aggressive to bordering on sociopathic.-Tim Morris
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After the extinction event at the end of the Eocene which wiped out basilosaurids, palaeophiids and dyrosaurids, many marine predator niches were left open. A group of late survivors on the brink of extinction, the last surviving dolichosaurids which survived the K-Pg event, took to the sea, and rapidly increased in size, also becoming much more serpentine. By a stroke of luck, they eventually also developed live birth and an increased cold tolerance, which served them well by the end of the Oligocene Period and into the Miocene. By that time, the largest species of this new clade, reached lengths of over 60 feet long, and resembled giant marine snakes. But they still kept their now tiny, somewhat vestigial ribs, to clatch onto partners during mating.
As they spread beyond the Atlantic Ocean and into the Indian and Pacific Oceans, they developed new strategies to bring down prey. Some became venomous, others became constrictors, being able to hold air-breathing marine tetrapods down underwater and drown them as their heads stayed just above water, assisted with underwater respiration through skin (which in turn caused them to evolve skinny "frills", "fins" and "manes") which gave them an edge. A particular lineage evolved both abilities, and as the Miocene came to a close, they found themselves inhabiting freshwater bodies in Africa and Asia, becoming smaller, and preying mainly on freshwater cetaceans and crocodilians, though they also caught prey drinking at the water's edge.
In the Late Miocene, as other K-Pg survivors like choristoderes and sebecosuchians died out, these dolichosaurids lived on, with venomous species having an edge over constrictors as they did not need underwater respiration to assist with killing prey and could evolve fat layers in their skin to tolerate colder climates. Constrictors still survived in the freshwater tropics of Africa and Asia, and in some tropical seas. And with their tiny limbs and serpentine bodies, they slowly regained terrestrial locomotion. Throughout the Old World, these terrestrial dolichosaurids spread, using constriction to kill land-dwelling prey, mostly mammals.
In the Pliocene and Pleistocene, the largest species rivaled giant extinct snakes like Titanoboa in length and bulk, helped by their evolved, somewhat more functional legs, like those Chamaesaura lizards. One particular genus of these magnificent reptiles, Drakon, even reached lengths of 50-55 feet long and begun to specialize in preying upon megafaunal mammals such as elephants, rhinos, and perhaps the juveniles of the behemoth. Their increased cold tolerance did not allow them to reach the colder parts of Northern Europe, but did allow them to maintain a stronghold in the Indian Subcontinent, Middle East and North Africa, even Mesopotamia, as well as the southernmost parts of Europe. At least one species lived as far east as southern China.
Marine species continued to diversify into gigantic sea serpents rivalling the largest mosasaurs and Basilosaurus in size, including the Con-rit (Thalassopython scolopendra) of Asia and the Leviathan (Tiamat rex) of the Mediterranean. Freshwater species lived well in Asia.
With the expansion of man in the Pleistocene, many animals like mammoths became extinct, but the giant serpent populations remained strong in India, the Middle East and North Africa well into the Holocene, at which point these creatures, undoubtedly the dragons of lore, influenced various religions and mythologies, and were worshiped as gods or maligned as demons and devils. The Hebrews, Sumerians, Egyptians, Greeks and Romans among others hunted and were hunted by gigantic members of the genus Drakon. It was at this point, with technological advances in the Bronze Age and Iron Age, that humans started getting an upper hand against the dragons. Ancient texts and some remains found in human temples and settlements indicate that at least one or two terrestrial Drakon species persisted at into the early centuries A.D., being recorded by such figures as Pliny the Elder and Apollonius of Tyana, but shortly after this the last must have been wiped out, as after this the memories and descriptions of dragons became extremely distorted, adding nonexistent traits like wings, fire breath, feathers and an affinity for precious gems and metals. The last definite terrestrial dragon remains date to around ~354 A.D, from the border of Pakistan and India near the Indus River. Around a millennium later, the last freshwater dragons died out in China.
However, as terrestrial dragons died out, sea dragons persisted and were feared by sailors. Leviathan seems to have become extinct in the Mediterranean sometime around the Late Middle Ages due to depletion of prey, but Leviathan populations, Con-rit and pelagic species in the Indian, Pacific and Atlantic Oceans appear to have persisted until the mid 20th century. It is virtually certain that sea dragons, the last dragons of all, are still alive today in low populations, but are critically endangered due to overexploitation of prey like whales, turtles and fish.
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Jun 23 2018, 12:20 AM
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A very interesting post, Rebirth. I'd honestly love to see it expanded upon more.
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Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. 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A very interesting post, Rebirth. I'd honestly love to see it expanded upon more. Decided to write a quick species profile after seeing this.
The largest terrestrial dragon of all time, and also the largest terrestrial squamate of all time, was the Indian dragon (Drakon indicus). Reaching lengths of up to 55 feet and possibly up to 60 feet long, it was the undisputed apex predator of the foothills, grasslands and lowland swamps of India and Pakistan during the Pleistocene and Holocene, up until its extinction due to overhunting and habitat destruction during the early centuries A.D.
As a secondarily terrestrial derived dolichosaur, the Indian dragon had an extremely serpentine appearance, with only small, vestigial limbs, a long trunk, relatively short neck and moderately long tail. The head was relatively short and was similar to that of a Gila monster, and the jaws were filled with sharp, serrated teeth similar in shape to those of a phytosaur, but with grooves; members of the genus Drakon used a hemotoxin to weaken prey in addition to using constriction to kill. Unlike large constricting snakes like pythons and anacondas, dragons could not dislocate their jaws, rather taking chunks out of their prey with teeth, similarly to a shark, and indeed their teeth were sufficiently sharp for that. A feature specific to males was a pair of horns above each eye, and a horn on the nose, probably used to attract mates.
Indian dragons, like other members of their genus, were apex predators specializing in megafauna such as elephants, large bovids and rhinoceroses, the juveniles preferring deer, antelope and eventually progressing up to buffalo and even bears or big cats, though they would not pass up any humans foolish enough to get close. Their scales contained osteoderms, and thus their hide was difficult to penetrate even with most weapons. As their prey had relatively slow reproductive rates, the reproductive rates of dragons were even slower, only producing a large litter of young every other year which were already the size of the largest boa constrictors at birth, though many of these would be picked off by big cats, humans and packs of wolves. Only one or two would make it to adulthood, a process which would take years to a couple of decades. Studies of growth rings in vertebrae indicate the oldest dragons would live up to 80 years old. Like their marine and freshwater ancestors, they gave birth to live young.
Populations of Indian dragons, and other species in the Middle East and North Africa for that matter, only began declining when their prey did. It was not until late Ancient Greek and Ancient Roman times that weapons were invented that were able to efficiently kill dragons, and so dragon hunting became a popular sport and rite of passage in India. Juveniles were killed the fastest, then adolescents. Killing adults required complex weapons like traps and fire. Nonetheless, dragon populations declined within centuries, and by ~350 A.D., the last individuals were killed off. The Indian dragon was the last terrestrial dragon species. Freshwater dragons of China and Central Africa died out only in the 13-1400s A.D., and marine dragons are believed to still be alive today, albeit extremely rare and endangered.
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Jun 23 2018, 01:21 AM
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Awesome! What did the giant marine forms look like?
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
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Awesome! What did the giant marine forms look like? Think something like giant serpentine mosasaurs or sea snakes. Vestigial clawed climbs used to grapple to mates, very long bodies, heads resembling sea snakes in basic shape but with mosasaur-like teeth. Add lots of skinny frills, "manes" and other appendages to assist with underwater respiration, some ornamentation like horns on the head. Some coastal species like Leviathan do not respire underwater and have somewhat armored scales. Basilosaurus-sized or even longer.
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You should make this into it's own project. It's very good.
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neither lizard nor boy nor beetle . . . but a little of all three
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You should make this into it's own project. It's very good. Agreed. The 'behemoth' that you hinted at earlier is tantalizing as well.
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You should make this into it's own project. It's very good.
Agreed. The 'behemoth' that you hinted at earlier is tantalizing as well. I'd love to see what Beetleboy has in store as well! The behemoth is the late-surviving indricothere from a few pages back.
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You should make this into it's own project. It's very good.
Agreed. The 'behemoth' that you hinted at earlier is tantalizing as well. I'd love to see what Beetleboy has in store as well!
The behemoth is the late-surviving indricothere from a few pages back. Ah, I see.
Hmm, what else would exist in this world?
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This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. 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Couple days late but I decided to sit down and read it, and though this sort of legendary creature interpretation angle isn't really my taste in spec, I'm definitely happy to see this kind of content here in the thread. When I first created this thread - nearly four fucking years ago, holy shit - this sort of content was what I hoped it'd spawn. Little one-offs spec essays that didn't have to fit into a larger project. Not just a sea of couple sentence ideas people dump and never explore in any further depth. I do think, in a way, this thread has been a bad thing, encouraging just that; dumping ideas instead of putting in the effort to really make them go somewhere, instead of sharing something truly of value. Additionally, it discourages making threads for properly developed one-offs, where they'd likely get more feedback and appreciation. It's nice to see some better content thrown out in here.
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Here's a WIP description for my sapient therapsids on page 45:
Late Permian period- 252 mya The Lycan The Lycan is an omnivorous Theriodont therapsid inhabiting the northeastern deserts of gondwana. It is covered in handsome, sandy-brown fur which coats its entire one meter-long body. While it may resemble any typical therocephalian, it is much different. It lives not to just feed, mate, and pass on its genes, but to think, to feel, to produce art, to dream, and to question the world around it. It creates tools, perfecting them to fulfill certain tasks it's body cannot accomplish alone. It makes languages, although very different to our own. This creature is what we would consider a sapient species, the first one to evolve since the conception of life itself. It is an omnivore, foraging for anything edible in the harsh desert environment, from insects to eggs. Food in these deserts is scarce and spread out, so to counteract this Lycans live in large clans which distribute out across wide stretches of area in search of food. When found, food will usually be shared with the rest of the family, to ensure no one goes hungry. A clan is typically nomadic, travelling place-to-place depending on the quantity of food in a region. However, in more stable ecosystems where food is prevalent year-round clans may settle the land. Lycans often create tools, usually used in assistance to hunting and foraging, and keep these as prized possessions. This is obviously a learned trait, pups will be taught how to create tools from a young age, as well as any other useful skills. Pups will also be given a name, often coinciding with their appearance or personality. An individual will keep this name throughout their life, and will be used as a form of identification.
Growing up within the clan
The life of every Lycan begins in a burrow, dug into the sand by their parents around thirty days ago when their mother laid her eggs here. She would then tend to them, maintaining their temperature. Their father would bring back food, usually in the form of small animals back to her. Once they hatch, the mother would nurse them, producing a milk-like substance on her stomach. After three weeks, the mother and father (and potentially other relatives, such as uncles, aunts, cousins, older siblings, and grandparents) begin to bring food in the form of pre-killed insects and reptiles to satisfy the ravenous young. At this stage, the pups begin to open their eyes and move independently. Around this age, the young will be given a name. The name eases the parent's time feeding the young, as the selected pup's name will be called, and will come to it's parents for food. The name is usually multi-parted, and is given based on an individuals appearance or personality. (Translated examples include Long-fang, Brave-one, or One who is strong-willed.) In another two weeks or so, the pups will have mastered the art of locomotion, and most of their hair will have grown in, although they will still keep a scruffy,-gangly appearance. Young will soon leave the burrow, and join the adults on their endless, nomadic quest for sustenance. Pups at this age will be taught how to put certain words together to create complex sentences, and how to convey their thoughts and emotions. The pups will also learn the basics of survival, how to hunt for food, how to find water, how to avoid predators, and how to make tools. Parents will teach how to make a specific tool, and how to use it. At the age of five months, the young will have learned everything they will need to know about the world. They will largely resemble their parents except for size. At the age of two years, a Lycan will be sexually mature and be considered an adult. An individual at this age may decide to leave their clan and find a new one, in search of a partner. The average lifespan is around twenty five to thirty.
Culture and behavior.
As a social and intelligent species, Lycans have many different ethnicities with different morals and culture. Most individuals lack organized religion, but most seem to have some kind of bind to the sun, moon, and rains, which all play an important role in their life. Singing is a common pastime, it most commonly sounds similar to the howls of modern wolves.
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