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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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GlarnBoudin
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Sep 10 2016, 09:27 PM
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There are ants that have developed a suicide bomber cast. So there's one way to do it, I guess.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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HangingThief
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Sep 11 2016, 07:24 AM
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- GlarnBoudin
- Sep 10 2016, 09:27 PM
There are ants that have developed a suicide bomber cast. So there's one way to do it, I guess. Yeah but that's not so good for defending oneself.
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Sep 11 2016, 09:41 AM
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- Sep 9 2016, 03:32 PM
The way how Marsupial Frogs reproduced might be a little bit disturbing!
using something evolved for one purpose, for another function later? avoid mouth-brooding fish, then. That's almost the same problem with the mouth-brooding fish too.
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Sep 17 2016, 02:32 PM
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I doodled this the other day. It's an eight-legged arthropod thing with one pair of legs used as mouthparts, another developed into wings and antennae that have become climbing and manipulating appendages.
 Sort of my take of what might've happened if terrestrial arthropods developed flight instead of aquatic insects.
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Dr Nitwhite
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Sep 17 2016, 02:34 PM
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They remind me somewhat of my flying shrimp, based in Laniakea. Which will someday be updated. Someday.
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Speculative Evolution Projects- The Great Song (5 myh, North America is filled with giant coots, life in the clouds, and the songs of human descendants. One curious society has devoted itself to the study of this world) The Curious World of Laniakea (An endless world of islands, shallow seas, mangrove swamps, and reefs) Hidden Spring (A partner project between myself and Beetleboy- exploring a future where a twist of cosmic fate changes the planet forever)
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Final SE Lifelist standings 1. Sayornis (82) 2. Dr Nitwhite (79) ↑ 3. Steampunk FireFinch (44) ↓ 4. The Dodo (26) 5. W.C.K.D (23) 6. Sphenodon (21) 7. Sheather (19) 8. Beetleboy (19) 9. Thylacine (16) 10. Monster (15) 11. HangingTheif (15) 12. Aptornis (13) 13. Stealth Rock (10) 14. KomradeWatcher (9) 15. lamna (7) 16. Flisch (5) 17. Olympianmaster (4) ↑ 18. Archipithecus (2) ↓ 19. Datura (1) ↓ 20. Giant Blue Anteater (1) ↓ 21. Kachimushi (1) BREAKING NEWS We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this cutting edge report. ATTENDANCE DROPS DRASTICALLY ON SE SERVER This past Monday on Discord, famous server Speculative Evolution took a hit in the attendance office when it's offline member list suddenly reappeared. Mods scrambled to rectify the situation, but unfortunately there was little anyone could do. Server member Ivan was asked what he thought of the situation. "So long as Flisch, lord of machines and scion of Urborg lives, all will be well". SE, (in)famous for it's eccentric userbase, has recently been spiraling downward, and now we have hard conformation of the decline. Moderator "High Lord" Icthyander states "There is nothing to be concerned about, Discord is merely changing its UI again", but members are beginning to suspect the honesty of their staff. Stay tuned, we'll be back with more at 11.
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Sep 23 2016, 10:29 PM
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The quantum tadpole A meter long space going creature made of plasma contained in a thin yet very strong lair of "skin". The quantum tadpole has a tail that it uses to propell itself forward. This creature also doesn't have a brain, or any other complex organs other than a nucleus and a tail in perpetual motion. They reproduce by exchanging plasma with another quantum tadpole or in some cases, a nearby star. Very often a ship may come across one of these creatures in space, and if so, the tadpole will most likely be caught, and thrown in the fusion engine as a high quality fuel source.
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"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
"DON'T GET ME WRONG, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMANS; BUT IF THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US THEN WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN AMIRITE?"- Ivan
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"Kids love frog titties"- Lamna
"Other moral of this sad story: never forget how completely the tiny microorganisms living in your nose can betray you for no apparent reason. Trust no one"- Monster
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"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
"I clicked on it, and it was beyond me. Furry robot dicks. Furry robot dicks as far as the eye can see"-Kam
"You don't need the dark to be spooky"- Johnfaa
"I now have an image of a Viking on the back of an unhappy manatee, slowly floating towards Northumberland"- monster You should slowly melt her icy heart with your boyish charms, then start going out with her in junior year of high school and eventually get married. Then, after twenty years in a happy marriage demand a divorce. She'll sit there, crying and asking you why you're leaving her, what has she done wrong. Then gently take her into your arms, as if to comfort her, and whisper in her ear "that's for making fun of my crocs."- Parasky
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Oct 18 2016, 07:15 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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Here's one: A large snake-like creature, but with the sound-making orifices at the tail end of the creature. It would make noise from one direction, leading the prey away from said sound and towards the head. It'd probably be an alien, and almost certainly not an animal, and would have to live in an area with a lot of cover, and/or hunt at night, but I think it could work.
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totally not British, b-baka!
You like me (Unlike) I don't even really like this song that much but the title is pretty relatable sometimes, I guess.
Me  Forum user Uncanny Gemstar drew what is supposed to be a me. Thanks! Spoiler: click to toggle As they walk in, they're greeted by a small, poorly kept pathway leading to a poorly constructed Japanese-style gate. Behind this, a small field made up of corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, among other plants is contrasted by large piles of books, as well as a few rather out of place looking laptops. Off in the corner, a small woman, with long, striped, and strikingly colorful socks, no shoes, unremarkable denim shorts, a large, fancy black coat, arm warmers, glasses, a tuque, and somewhat unkempt, mid-length blue-and-pink-streaked red hair, is rummaging through a trash bin, located behind a sign saying "employees only". She continues this for a while (walking behind a wall to change her outfit now and then), until one of her visitors coughs. Startled, she looks up, apologizes, and grabs a handful of textbooks and novels before daintily running off to join them. What, you want me to tell you what these mean? Predenterra The (Lost) Lost World The Standing World Read First Clarifications on my sex and genderSorry if I come off as rude, I don't put much thought into word choice sometimes. I'm also super prone to editing my posts, sometimes multiple times, in the minutes following posting. For the love of god, take my posts from my earlier days on the forum with a grain of salt. I was not particularly knowledgeable or mature back then. Some of them are so cringe-worthy I can't even bring myself to look at them. Words Maybe Great Words - Words To Spec By
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Yeah, and even if you don't agree with creationists on that concept, that doesn't mean they can't be decent people. I have friends who are creationist (possibly even young earth) that I get along with fine in general life. I don't think they're right of course, but that doesn't make them intellectual degenerates. ~~The Words of forbidden3
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Oct 20 2016, 01:01 AM
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The Multifruit: A tree that produces three types of fruit, a large dull green fruit with a strong scent on its lower branches that attracts the colour-blind herbivorous mammals of the understory, medium sized yellow fruit higher up that attracts primates and birds and small bright blue fruit that attract small birds
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My sporadically updated Youtube page
Do you get it? I hardly ever come here so I'm like something a cryptozoologist would study
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Yiqi15
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Oct 25 2016, 08:31 PM
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The Dakotan Unicorn (Okapiahippus aigeiros): a species of future horse found in the Midwest with an okapi-like bauplan. It feeds on trees which have become much more common on the Prairies 15,000,000 years hence.
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Current/Completed Projects - After the Holocene: Your run-of-the-mill future evolution project. - A History of the Odessa Rhinoceros: What happens when you ship 28 southern white rhinoceri to Texas and try and farm them? Quite a lot, actually.
Future Projects - XenoSphere: The greatest zoo in the galaxy. - The Curious Case of the Woolly Giraffe: A case study of an eocene relic. - Untittled Asylum Studios-Based Project: The truth behind all the CGI schlock - Riggslandia V.II: A World 150 million years in the making
Potential Projects - Klowns: The biology and culture of a creepy-yet-fascinating being
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IIGSY
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Nov 5 2016, 12:29 PM
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A huntsman spider that wastes time on the internet because it has nothing better to do
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Here is some ideas that you can use if you feel like it.
Platyhelminthes dominated world Planet with freshwater oceans Monitor-like anole Fully aquatic mole Scaphopod derived cephalopods (I actually remember seeing this somewhere) "neo fish" derived from amphibians
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
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"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
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"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
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"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
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Phylogeny of the arthropods and some related groups
In honor of the greatest clade of all time
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IIGSY
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Nov 5 2016, 12:29 PM
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- Sep 17 2016, 02:32 PM
I doodled this the other day. It's an eight-legged arthropod thing with one pair of legs used as mouthparts, another developed into wings and antennae that have become climbing and manipulating appendages.  Sort of my take of what might've happened if terrestrial arthropods developed flight instead of aquatic insects. Can I use that?
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Projects Punga: A terraformed world with no vertebrates Last one crawling: The last arthropod
ARTH-6810: A world without vertebrates (It's ded, but you can still read I guess)
Potential ideas- Swamp world: A world covered in lakes, with the largest being caspian sized. Nematozoic: After a mass extinction of ultimate proportions, a single species of nematode is the only surviving animal. Tri-devonian: A devonian like ecosystem with holocene species on three different continents.
Quotes "Arthropod respiratory systems aren't really "inefficient", they're just better suited to their body size. It would be quite inefficient for a tiny creature that can easily get all the oxygen it needs through passive diffusion to have a respiratory system that wastes energy on muscles that pump air into sacs. (Hence why lungless salamanders, uniquely miniscule and hyperabundant tetrapods, have ditched their lungs in favor of breathing with their skin and buccal mucous membranes.) But large, active insects already use muscles to pump air in and out of their spiracles, and I don't see why their tracheae couldn't develop pseudo- lungs if other conditions pressured them to grow larger."-HangingTheif
"Considering the lifespans of modern non- insect arthropods (decade-old old millipedes, 50 year old tarantulas, 100+ year old lobsters) I wouldn't be surprised if Arthropleura had a lifespan exceeding that of a large testudine"-HangingTheif
"Humans have a tribal mindset and it's not alien for tribes to war on each other. I mean, look at the atrocities chimpanzee tribes do to each other. Most of people's groupings and big conflicts in history are directly or obliquely manifestations of this tribal mindset."-Sceynyos-yis
"He's the leader of the bunch You know his Coconut Gun is finally back to fire in spurts. His Coconut Gun Can make you smile If he shoots ya it's firing in spurts. His Coconut Gun Is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew! HUH!
C.G.! Coconut Gun! C.G.! Co-Coconut Gun! Shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun! HUH!"-Kamineigh
"RIP, rest in Peytoia."-Little
"In Summary: Piss on Lovecraft's racist grave by making lewds of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep.
Then eat arby's and embrace the void."-Kamineigh
"Dougal Dixon rule 34."-Sayornis
Phylogeny of the arthropods and some related groups
In honor of the greatest clade of all time
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Nov 7 2016, 05:35 PM
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A species of spinosaurid that has adapted to a near-completely aquatic lifestyle, allowing them to survive to the end of the Cretaceous. The species exhibits extreme sexual dimorphism - males resemble large metriorhynchid crocodilians and are completely seabound, while the female bauplan is best described as a crocodilian elephant seal. In line with this extreme level of dimorphism, they have developed a social structure far more advanced (re: existent) than that of their ancestors - the species forms pods of individuals, with each pod being comprised of a male (which are born at a less frequent rate than females) and several females. The male guards his harem, being significantly larger than any of them and even more adapted towards aquatic movement. While the females nest at rookeries, the males wander about the ocean in an immense radius around the colonies, eating as much as they can; when the females return with their brood (by now thin from having had to feed a burgeoning pair of chicks), the males feed them the excess food stored in their crop so as to give them a head start to recovery.
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We have a Discord server! If you would like to join, simply message myself, Flisch, or Icthyander. Some of my ideas (nothing real yet, but soon): Refugium: A last chance for collapsing ecosystems and their inhabitants. Pansauria: A terraforming project featuring the evolution of exactly one animal - the marine iguana. Mars Renewed: An insight into the life of Mars thirty million years after its terraforming by humankind. Microcosm: An exceedingly small environment. Alcyon: A planet colonized by species remodeled into new niches by genetic engineering. Oddballs: Aberrant representatives of various biological groups compete and coexist. ..and probably some other stuff at some point (perhaps a no K-T project). Stay tuned!
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Nov 8 2016, 04:35 AM
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Snakes that fuse their teeth into cutting blades and use them to eat plant matter.
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Some project ideas The Future is Right Ediacaran Explosion Great Old Ones Skinkworld
Unrelated:The Final Spec:What Could Have Been, And Still Can
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Nov 8 2016, 12:26 PM
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I doodled this the other day. It's an eight-legged arthropod thing with one pair of legs used as mouthparts, another developed into wings and antennae that have become climbing and manipulating appendages.  Sort of my take of what might've happened if terrestrial arthropods developed flight instead of aquatic insects.
Can I use that? Knock yourself out.
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neither lizard nor boy nor beetle . . . but a little of all three
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Invertebrate concepts:
- Predatory terrestrial mollusc which creates webs of sticky mucous in fine threads over a hunting area. Small animals becoming entangled in the snail's web, and the vibrations throughout the threads alerts the mollusc, which slowly slides down to its trapped prey to eat it.
- A smaller relative of the above, which instead of spinning complicated mucous webs, simply leaves sticky 'fly-paper' trails of slime, which gives off a scent that is very attractive to small flies, which become stuck to it. The snail can simply slide back down its mucous trail, swallowing the trapped insects as it goes.
- A small arboreal snail found in Sylvaria, which is so small that its thin shell does not protect it from its avian predators. It encourages moss to grow on its back, camouflaging it.
- Poisonous slugs which have aposematic colouration to demonstrate their toxicity. Their skins are various shades of oranges, reds, and yellows.
- A highly evolved terrestrial mollusc which resembles a slug. It can manipulate its skin texture to match its background, and can even change colour to help it camouflage.
- Eusocial brittlestars. They create colonies composed of a ruling king, workers, and a few breeding females which give birth to and attend to the larvae. Probably not overly realistic, but it's just an idea.
- A species of large flatworm which can be found in kelp beds, where it climbs up a frond of kelp, perfectly camouflaged with its frayed edges, and green, lumpy body, hiding it as it feasts upon the kelp.
- An opilione which moves in colonies across vegetation, clustering in a leggy, confused mass over leaves to chew away at it. They use safety in numbers to keep safe from danger, but a species of spider has evolved to mimic them to creep into the foraging colony and catch them offguard.
- Giant Sylvarian psuedoscorpions.
- An ornate, brightly coloured small scorpion which can be found amongst certain orchids, mimicking them with its odd shapes and bright colours. Its claws, body, and stinger are all adapted to look like petals. When a pollinating insect comes close, they strike at it with their tail and claws.
- A rainforest-dwelling jumping spider which would not be of much note, if it wasn't for a particular behaviour that it practises. It climbs up to bird nests and uses it specialized fangs to break the shell of an egg, then lap up some of the nutrient-rich yolk from inside. After having consumed some of the egg's contents, the jumping spider will open the egg up further so that it can climb inside, covering the eggshell over it to make the egg look relatively intact, at least to a parent bird. All the while, the spider is eating away at the yolk and white of the egg. When the parents aren't incubating the nest, the spider will climb out of its egg if it has consumed everything, and move onto the next one. Individuals that practice this behaviour eat lots in short bursts, leaving relatively long periods of time when eating is not neccasary.
- Highly eusocial weevils. They live in large colonies ruled by a queen, and one of the most unusual castes is a broad-backed farming caste, on which algae is grown all over their wingcases. As these eusocial weevils are often threatened by a variety of predators, there is much to be said for your whole farm getting up and running away with the rest of the colony. They do not make large hives or nests like bees or ants, instead being gregarious, constantly moving around, the colony staying in bark caves until danger threatens and they move on.
- Terrestrial dragonfly nymphs.
That's all for now. I have tons more crustacean and insect ideas, but I can't think right now. I also think there might be an untapped potential in butterflies, moths, dipterans, and dragonflies.
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