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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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Jun 21 2016, 02:00 PM
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- Jun 19 2016, 10:23 PM
Beowulf was able to tear off Grendel's arm fairly easily because dragons had frail, ultra-light bones.
Except hollow bones =/= frail. In fact, they are actually more resistant than "normal" bone due to the honeycomb structures.
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Jun 21 2016, 06:47 PM
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Not to mention that to tear off an arm you would also need to tear all that flesh so even if there were frail bones in the arm it could not just be torn off so easily.
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Jun 22 2016, 09:01 AM
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There's also a lot of ligaments, tendons, etc. holding the limb in place to stop that from happening.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. 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Jun 22 2016, 09:30 AM
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So in other words, you would need absurd levels or strength to rip an arm from its socket. Even ripping off a head ala the supposed feats of a gorilla would be a damn tough job. Your have to be not only in peak physical condition (like literally the top of the range), but also much larger than a normal human being to do such a feat.
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Jun 22 2016, 04:15 PM
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Yeah, pretty much. Honestly, I think that it's Beowulf that we need to be analyzing, because that guy was basically a Swedish Captain America.
Anyway, have some species!
False grendel: A colossal species of aberrant gorgonopsid with a somewhat humanoid body plan that's equally capable of walking on all fours or rearing up on its hind legs like a bear, although it can actually walk bipedally for short distances, ableit awkwardly. A long laterally flattened tail drags behind it, aiding in swimming, and the long, powerful forelimbs each sport four enormous bear-like claws. The skin is smooth and covered in dark brown otter-like waterproof fur, while a layer of blubber underneath the skin provides more insulation. It lacks the saber teeth of its distant ancestors, but it does have incredibly formidable dentition: a pair of tusks that jut out of the lower jaw like a boar's, as well as a mouthful of razor-sharp teeth almost like those of a crocodile and molars suitable for crushing bones like empty soda cans. Standing 6 feet tall at the shoulder (15 feet tall when standing at full height on two legs) and measuring almost 30 feet long, this cold-dwelling beast is an apex predator, and a highly territorial one at that. It primarily advertises its territory to other members of its kind via loud bellowing calls at night, similarly to its cousin the bunyip. Loud noises during the night, however, such as the racket caused by a party, can fool the synapsid into thinking that another of its kind has been trespassing on its turf, sending it on a rampage towards the source of the noise to destroy its 'competitor'. Despite being largely solitary, though, false grendels have been known to stay with their mothers (The father takes no part in raising young, which are laid in clutches of 1-4 leathery-shelled eggs) well after they are sexually mature, hunting for the both of them in a vaguely similar way to how orcas care for their mothers.
Trolls: Hulking aquatic predators descended from none other than Homo sapiens, trolls are enormous ape-like creatures with digitigrade four-toed feet (They don't really need a big toe to swim, and they're primarily quadrupedal on land), enormous arms long enough to touch the ground with five-fingered webbed hands (The thumb has shifted to rejoin the rest of the its fellow digits in order to allow for more efficient strokes while swimming), thick waterproof fur on even thicker hides, and human-like heads with squashed noses, yellow slit-pupiled eyes, and slightly pulled-out snouts with razor-sharp teeth; many species have a significant underbite, with the lower canines developing into large tusks. Largest of all troll species is the grendel (Deinogiganteus beowulfii), a 22-foot-tall monster found in frigid mires and moors.
Gigantohominids: A group of enormous descendants of Paranthropus named for their enormous size: the smallest one is a little under 6' tall. Diets range from megaherbivores to bear-like omnivores.
And some chupacabras: -An emaciated-looking posthuman with sharp hooked claws on its fingers and toes, big black eyes, a vestigial tail, and a pair of sharp fangs used to deliver a Smilodon-like killing blow. -A nocturnal carnivorous heterodontosaur.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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The Habitable Zone: Bellator: A World at War Pentrex: The five worlds of the five champions of the dinosaur world, together at last.
Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
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Note: these creatures and species actually lived before and after my project (The Americas, wch takes place at 58 million years in the future) but i'll show you a few of my species for this.
The Wuhu: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Wuhus that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
The Salt Lake Wuhu: one of the many species of wuhus (genetically engineered descendants of lampreys) and one of the few wuhu species that lived at lakes and these Wuhus have been descended from the Common Wuhu that lives at all the oceans of the world. Their young are very fast-moving but the adults are slow-movers. The adults are 26 feet long while the young juveniles are actually 25 inches long. The salt lake wuhus usually travel through freshwater rivers and streams to reach to saltwater areas which they go to inhabit, feed, and also reproduce.
King Serpents: these are the last sea snakes of the world and they are descended from the Olive Sea Snakes and their bodies are very thin and long because their skeletons are very hollow just like other snakes. The king serpent has a paddle-like tail just like its ancestor. It lives only at the Great Barrier Reef. Even though solitary, the adults tend to take care of their young babies after they have been born before until the young are old enough to take care of themselves and separate. The female adults can still come ashore to land to give birth to up to 3 or 5 young. The adult king serpents are 30 feet long while the young are 15 inches long.
The Brooks: genetically engineered descendants of the common hagfish that lived at both the Arctic and Southern Oceans. Their size ranged from 18 to 20 feet long. They ranged from solitary scavengers to very social parasitic creatures.
Also, there's a few other species besides the others above.
The Machine Parasite: a closely related species of the Machines that have lived their whole entire lives as parasites and they lived from 60 to 62 million years from now in the future after 58 million years from now at which my project (The Americas) takes place at. Parasitic Wuhu: the only parasitic blood-sucking Wuhu species and it lives only at the Arctic Ocean. A very nocturnal and solitary descendant of the Beluga Whale. A unnamed closely related species of the Lungfish that lives at the Great Barrier Reef.
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Discontinued projects: The New Ostracoderms (i might continue with this project again someday) The Americas (where in 58 million years from now in the future North and South America has both become isolated island continents)
All Expansions (my attempt at expanding the universe of All Tomorrows by Nemo Ramjet aka C.M. Kosemen, started June 6, 2018) Anthropozoic (my attempt at expanding the universe of Man After Man and also a re-imagining of it, coming 2019 or 2020) New Cenozoica (my attempt at expanding the universe of The New Dinosaurs and also a re-imagining of it, also coming 2019 or 2020) All Alternatives or All Changes (a re-telling of All Tomorrows but with some minor and major "changes", coming June 10, 2018)
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Jun 29 2016, 04:50 PM
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...You do realize that a whelk is a kind of predatory snail, right? Also, lampreys are already primitive-looking. That's kind of the entire fucking point of them.
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. 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. its up to you; just so long as you're aware that your readers may see "Whelk" and assume that the future-lamprey has something to do with modern whelks - either in appearance, niche, etc.
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The Whelks: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Whelks that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
what were they modified into? was the paedomorphisis part of it?
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its up to you; just so long as you're aware that your readers may see "Whelk" and assume that the future-lamprey has something to do with modern whelks - either in appearance, niche, etc. - Quote:
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The Whelks: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Whelks that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
what were they modified into? was the paedomorphisis part of it? These future lamprey descendants have been engineered and modified to take over the roles of the baleen whales. Yes, the paedomorphsis is part of that.
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Jun 29 2016, 07:31 PM
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Double post: i have already changed its name to the Wuhu.
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Jun 29 2016, 08:02 PM
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its up to you; just so long as you're aware that your readers may see "Whelk" and assume that the future-lamprey has something to do with modern whelks - either in appearance, niche, etc. - Quote:
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The Whelks: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Whelks that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
what were they modified into? was the paedomorphisis part of it?
These future lamprey descendants have been engineered and modified to take over the roles of the baleen whales. Yes, the paedomorphsis is part of that. they were engineered to be the new baleen whales...and they've since taken over all the lakes and rivers, while still being planktonivorous?
Wuhu...pronounced as in "woohoo, so excited"? or pronounced as in "wha-huh?" confused?
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Jun 29 2016, 11:24 PM
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its up to you; just so long as you're aware that your readers may see "Whelk" and assume that the future-lamprey has something to do with modern whelks - either in appearance, niche, etc. - Quote:
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The Whelks: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Whelks that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
what were they modified into? was the paedomorphisis part of it?
These future lamprey descendants have been engineered and modified to take over the roles of the baleen whales. Yes, the paedomorphsis is part of that.
they were engineered to be the new baleen whales...and they've since taken over all the lakes and rivers, while still being planktonivorous? Wuhu...pronounced as in "woohoo, so excited"? or pronounced as in "wha-huh?" confused?
Not all of the whales are extinct. A few Toothed Whale species survive and they only lived at the Arctic ocean. The name does sounds like those pronoun words but its name doesn't have four of the letter O and the name actually has two of the letter U. I'm knot talking about spelling, I'm talking about pronounciation.
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Jun 30 2016, 12:05 AM
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- peashyjah
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- peashyjah
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- Rodlox
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- peashyjah
- Jun 29 2016, 02:58 AM
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its up to you; just so long as you're aware that your readers may see "Whelk" and assume that the future-lamprey has something to do with modern whelks - either in appearance, niche, etc. - Quote:
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The Whelks: A genetically engineered descendant species of the lampreys that have reach a very large size (from 25 to 50 feet) but they almost resembled the Ammocoetes (larvae of the lampreys) and adult lancelets and they are also filter feeders. However, their ancestors (the modern lampreys) have been genetically engineered by the Machines and they were a part of one of the Machines' plans which was successfully complete and the lampreys have now become the Whelks that lived at almost ocean, river, lake, and sea of this world.
what were they modified into? was the paedomorphisis part of it?
These future lamprey descendants have been engineered and modified to take over the roles of the baleen whales. Yes, the paedomorphsis is part of that.
they were engineered to be the new baleen whales...and they've since taken over all the lakes and rivers, while still being planktonivorous? Wuhu...pronounced as in "woohoo, so excited"? or pronounced as in "wha-huh?" confused?
Not all of the whales are extinct. A few Toothed Whale species survive and they only lived at the Arctic ocean. The name does sounds like those pronoun words but its name doesn't have four of the letter O and the name actually has two of the letter U.
I'm knot talking about spelling, I'm talking about pronounciation. Oh, i didn't know that first but now i know.
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All Expansions (my attempt at expanding the universe of All Tomorrows by Nemo Ramjet aka C.M. Kosemen, started June 6, 2018) Anthropozoic (my attempt at expanding the universe of Man After Man and also a re-imagining of it, coming 2019 or 2020) New Cenozoica (my attempt at expanding the universe of The New Dinosaurs and also a re-imagining of it, also coming 2019 or 2020) All Alternatives or All Changes (a re-telling of All Tomorrows but with some minor and major "changes", coming June 10, 2018)
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Jun 30 2016, 10:51 AM
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Again, how are they 'primitive-looking'? Lampreys are already extremely primitive fish.
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Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
Co-creator/corporate minion for the Pop Culture Monster Apocalypse!
My Projects
Spoiler: click to toggle Coming Soon
Spoiler: click to toggle Evolutionary Continuum: Jurassic Safari: An adventure 65 million years in the making continues. The Future is Altered: When man plays God, he plays to win.
Alternative Evolution: The Extended Jurassic: The time of the titans extends through the Cretaceous Xensaron: Second chance for the strange
The Habitable Zone: Bellator: A World at War Pentrex: The five worlds of the five champions of the dinosaur world, together at last.
Alternate Universes: Terra Venatus: Where fantasy comes to life Terra Incognita: Planet Earth, now with 150% more pulp! Sol and its Surrounding Worlds: A Guide to the Organisms and Peoples of the Solar System (Companion to Terra Incognita) Guide to the Ark: ???
Cafe Cosmique: Time Rip: When Dinosaurs Attack!
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Again, how are they 'primitive-looking'? Lampreys are already extremely primitive fish. Yes i know and what i mean by that is because some species resembled the adult lancelets while others resembled the Ammocoetes. However, their skeletons are still made of cartilage.
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All Expansions (my attempt at expanding the universe of All Tomorrows by Nemo Ramjet aka C.M. Kosemen, started June 6, 2018) Anthropozoic (my attempt at expanding the universe of Man After Man and also a re-imagining of it, coming 2019 or 2020) New Cenozoica (my attempt at expanding the universe of The New Dinosaurs and also a re-imagining of it, also coming 2019 or 2020) All Alternatives or All Changes (a re-telling of All Tomorrows but with some minor and major "changes", coming June 10, 2018)
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