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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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Topic Started: Nov 6 2014, 06:54 PM (33,411 Views)
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Apr 3 2016, 03:12 AM
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* I am fed up with dis wuurld *
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- flashman63
- Apr 2 2016, 10:24 PM
Hey, it's fine. That post actually gave me some rather pleasant and interesting dreams. Thanks! Probs see a updated version in my posthuman project once I'm up to the actual posthumans
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Manitou; The Needle in the Haystack.
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Apr 4 2016, 08:17 PM
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Oooh maybe 20 foot long plant eating crocodiles that both gallop and swim.
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Theoritically anything is possible, one just needs to think hard enough. But what is theoretically possible may not be possible in practice.
Religion, rationality, and civilization are all lies, they are simply manifestations of basic instincts.
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Apr 4 2016, 08:34 PM
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Have you ever been bitch slapped for lack of listening? lack of doing what your told? cuz i'm not far from slapping you
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This probably doesn't count but truly domesticated cats
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Apr 4 2016, 09:14 PM
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Giant manta ray descendants that occupy a niche like a blue whale's
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a species of canid that's always male because the females are in Hell, that commits blood rituals on unborn souls, and assimilates others into its flesh belongs in a competition meant to foster a sensible and mature discussion of evolution. Nanotyrannus, COM 2016
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Apr 4 2016, 09:22 PM
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Mammales that reproduce by exploding. We can call the Michalbayforme. When the females reach a certaint age after mating, their uterus explodes and a bunch of babies go every where like whoosh and swish and boom! Yep, sound perfectly plausible.
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"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
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Apr 4 2016, 09:36 PM
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Have you ever been bitch slapped for lack of listening? lack of doing what your told? cuz i'm not far from slapping you
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Apr 4 2016, 09:22 PM
Mammales that reproduce by exploding. We can call the Michalbayforme. When the females reach a certaint age after mating, their uterus explodes and a bunch of babies go every where like whoosh and swish and boom! Yep, sound perfectly plausible. Please stop.
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Apr 4 2016, 09:39 PM
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Apr 4 2016, 09:22 PM
Mammales that reproduce by exploding. We can call the Michalbayforme. When the females reach a certaint age after mating, their uterus explodes and a bunch of babies go every where like whoosh and swish and boom! Yep, sound perfectly plausible.
Please stop. He didn't do anything. He just suggested a humorous idea for kicks.
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Apr 4 2016, 09:49 PM
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The problem is, he's been spamming this idea for the past week, after reviving an old thread where it had come up.
Anyhow, actual concept I thought of today: a bird that pecks holes in trees not (or not only) to drink the sap, but to use it as adhesive for holding a nest together/on the tree. The sap might also attract bugs-- which could be fed to nestlings. Not sure if that's really workable.
Edited by Sayornis, Apr 4 2016, 09:50 PM.
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The Library is open. (Now under new management!)
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As I said before, the Library is like spec crack.
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Paleo_Specs
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Apr 4 2016, 09:52 PM
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Oh.
How about a species of wild cat descended from fishing cats that evolve an amphibious lifestyle?
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a species of canid that's always male because the females are in Hell, that commits blood rituals on unborn souls, and assimilates others into its flesh belongs in a competition meant to foster a sensible and mature discussion of evolution. Nanotyrannus, COM 2016
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Apr 5 2016, 02:47 AM
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* I am fed up with dis wuurld *
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I had a idea once of a large (think Rhino- Elephant) sized, Crow descendant that behaves similarly to Elephant Birds of the Pleistocene. They would be omnivorous, and have a large covering of thick feathers due to the Ice Age climate they live in. They would live in Northern Asia (Russia and Mongolia) and would essentially be the biggest herbivores. These birds belonged to a (Scrapped at the moment) project I thought of that describes a Ice Age dominated by bird descendants rather than Mammal descendants, kind of like a reverse Eocene.
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Apr 5 2016, 06:43 AM
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How about in an alternative earth where Terror Birds survived to the modern day and one became a polar bear like predator with large feet for swimming, thick feathers for insulation and a specially designed beak for punching through the ice to get seal pups
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Apr 5 2016, 06:51 AM
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I think old Sheatheria had something similar to that, but with a spinosaur.
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Apr 5 2016, 07:13 AM
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The problem is, he's been spamming this idea for the past week. I wasn't talking about the zebras this time.  I stopped doing that.
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"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
"you leave the dolphins in the fridge for too long and they develop a culture"- Flisch
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Apr 5 2016, 07:21 AM
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The problem is, he's been spamming this idea for the past week.
I wasn't talking about the zebras this time.  I stopped doing that. Lol
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- Tet the Zoologist
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The problem is, he's been spamming this idea for the past week.
I wasn't talking about the zebras this time.  I stopped doing that. Zebras or not, it's really annoying that you clog up threads with quite frankly non-funny humor that's completely non-serious when people are trying to discuss serious possibilities.
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