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The Species Factory; Empty your mind
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Topic Started: Nov 6 2014, 06:54 PM (33,414 Views)
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GlarnBoudin
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Mar 28 2016, 06:27 PM
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Disgusting Skin Fetishist
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- Drakeking10
- Mar 27 2016, 10:40 PM
Or a 20 foot crocodile or alligator that can both gallop and swim. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaprosuchus
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Spoiler: click to toggle OctoSharkTaSaurus: WELP. HELL-O-PHANTS IT IS. Kamineigh: I was six and I had started having fantasies about this old crone dying. Sometimes by my own hand. YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG IF A SIX-YEAR OLD WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH THE SAME HANDS HE JUST USED TO MAKE A BLOCK TOWER. Parasky: No, he's right, they have a medical grade walrus at most hospitals for that sort of thing. Mr Mysterio, regarding yours truly: I'm learning things about you that I'm not sure I wanted to know. HangingThief: An otologist is only as good as his walrus Stealth_Rock: We have a discord for double penetration? Ichthyander: If your eyelids are massive enough to significantly affect the path of light in space, it is time to go sleep. Mr Mysterio: Glarn-Glarn, don't... don't fuck the cave baboons. Kamineigh: They lacked wings. Instead, they went around in modified pilot's gear and beat the shit out of people using maces. Parasky: No! We will not calm down! This is a serious argument over whether or not some long dead animal is in any way similar to a group of modern animals that they are descended from! THIS. IS. SEWIOUS. Lamna: Obvious typo, I'm never going to be popular in Belgium. Trex841: Interesting point. Valid counterpoint. Self-obsessed psychotic rant. Parasky: No ties. Begin genetically modifying crows until we have organisms that roughly resemble those in the competition, and then have them fight to the death to see who wins this competition. Alternatively, Cephalian and SabrWolf could fight to the death. But at the end of the day something will be fighting to the death for my amusement to determine the winner. Yellowdrakex: Is it alright to have an irrational fear of gliding snakes? They're snakes. FROM ABOVE. Kamineigh: See, you wouldn't be in this mess if you began a bloody revolution every time your leaders showed to unsatisfactory. Zihuatanejo: Somewhere in heaven, a very groggy, very confused angel has just woken up and is trying to figure out why a boisterous Australian man is poking it with a stick. Komodo: I'm sorry but in what alternative universe would thousands of zebras be sent back in time by some sort of illegal time travel group to change history and preparing them by making gigantic working animatronic allosaurs? Seriously, why? Parasky: Maybe y'all should move to America, where you can flex your freedom muscles. Sir Spookums: It's a game about children catching super powered monsters, stuffing them in tiny balls, and battling other strangers' monsters. What about that makes sense in regards to anything, mister Kam? Des Orages: Yi qi. Just when you think you've seen it all, nature screws us over once more. Kaminiegh: This is clearly an inaccurate statement. I'd never challenge the authority of an admin... Unless Paraksytron stubbed his toe and fell over. THEN I, STARSCREIGHM, WILL BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF OF THE DE-SPECU-CONS! Dragon: Is normal a good word to use for describing any of us? Velociraptor: I once dreamed I was trying to steal a flamingo. The flamingo was oddly calm about the whole situation. Kaminiegh: THAT'S IT, I'M KINKSHAMING. Flashman63: In its 4,600 year history, men from all eras, places and classes have been entering into the Library: from the ancient bearded sages of Sumeria and Chaldea, to the sober-minded Academics and Zoologists of the Victorian era, to the great warlord Cletus, an inbred hillbilly who just happened to be carrying his AR-15 around his County's Strip-Mall library. OctoSharktasaurus: Well, uh, it's a pseudo-tripedal, terrestrial subcontinental Madagascan Beaked Whale... Is that not obvious? It literally says it blatantly. Holben: Did you not add lamb's blood to your fruit juice and the crushed bones of an englishman to your salsa? It's not authentic if you don't. Kaminiegh: Shut up, Hybrid, stop ruining my chances of time-travelling and getting some Neanderthal tail! Mr Mysterio: Except maybe Canada. If ever there was a country that was hiding secret reserves of powerful alien technology, it's probably mine. HangingThief: If you answered mainly "yes," you are most likely a salamander. Unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to tell these days. Monster: In vaguely related news, I've developed a fear of my sewing machine. WHAT ARE YOU STRANGE NEEDLEBEAST Mynxi: He sowed the seed, I merely pissed on it and saw what grew. Beetleboy: The moral of the story: never trust a catfish. Parasky: Speaking of original, note to self: write erotic classical Chinese literature fan fiction Bromance of the Three Kingdoms under pseudonym Tuck Chingle. Little: Starting playing DND, took all of an hour of gameplay until a yuri love-triangle was initiated. And no, it was not my fault. Corecin: If this is your first time with a lesbian love triangle in a DnD game than you don't even have to specify that you're starting out. Octo: Oh no now Little will enlighten with the deep and complex subject that is hentai lore. Beetleboy: It shows what kind of person I am that I'm seeking crush advice on a forum about creating fictional organisms. Corecin: I am not in the mood for looking up yuri because then the FBI agent monitoring my computer will judge me with reckless abandon. Blue_Komrade: Excuse me sir I am going to have to see if you have your membership card to the Misanthrope Club. Parasky: Ultimately, by the miracle of microbiology and biochemistry, I have accidentally added an additional month to my brew and created a Bavarian style hefeweizen rather than the American style wheat beer I planned, despite technically not having the correct ingredients. However because I wrote down what I did wrong its not a mistake it's actually science. Rebirth: I can't be the only one curious about what would happen if you spayed and neutered a male antechinus before it reached sexual maturity. Ebervalius: Laws? What kind of spooky cuckery is that? Parasky: Ah see, but that's just the thing, you thought that I thought that you thought that I had said you hadn't read it, when really I had said that you had said that you thought that I thought that you hadn't read it. So really it's Flisch's fault.
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Dapper Man
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Mar 28 2016, 06:29 PM
Post #242
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* I am fed up with dis wuurld *
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- Velociraptor
- Mar 5 2016, 03:49 PM
A baleen whale-like Pterodaustro descendant I had a similar idea, except with Dsungaripteroids, but they were Pelagic Soarers.
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Manitou; The Needle in the Haystack.
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Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
Post #243
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles
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"im not turned on by birds goddamnity"- Sheather
"But you could just row there, live in the wilderness and have sex with kakapos every day"- Hangin
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"For the love of Darwin's fluffy beard, not the zebras again."- Beetleboy
"Fun fact: Whenever you learn something new, you are slowly approaching omniscience"- Flisch
"therefore, hell and heaven must both be filled with camels"- sphenodon
"this is not a good documentary as i have learned 0 things about ditch fish"- Sheather
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Dapper Man
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Mar 28 2016, 06:32 PM
Post #244
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* I am fed up with dis wuurld *
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles Maybe a little unlikely, unless of course, they want to satisfy the hell out of their predators whilst giving them a chance to escape (I mean, seriously, the predators or what ever would snap them right up)
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Mar 28 2016, 06:46 PM
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles Now I just have this image of adults throwing babies at each other like some sort of sadistic snowball fight (though it'd be funny with baby dolls)
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Mar 28 2016, 06:58 PM
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles http://fallout.gamepedia.com/Bloatfly
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Travel back through time and space, to the edge of man's beggining... discover a time when man, woman and lizard roamed free, and untamed!
It is an epoch of mammoths, a time of raptors!
A tale of love in the age of tyrannosaurs!
An epic from the silver screen, brought right to your door!
Travel back to A Million Years BC
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Mar 28 2016, 07:42 PM
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Proud quilt in a bag
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles That's incredibly wasteful and inefficient. It would never work.
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Mar 28 2016, 07:43 PM
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- Tet the Zoologist
- Mar 28 2016, 06:30 PM
What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles
Yoshi.
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Dys, Darwin's Inferno: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/5949354/1/


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丅口 乃乇 下卂工尺, 丫口凵 卄卂リ乇 丅口 卄卂リ乇 卂 リ乇尺丫 卄工厶卄 工㔿 丅口 凵𠘨刀乇尺丂丅卂𠘨刀 尺工匚长 卂𠘨刀 从口尺丅丫. 丅卄乇 卄凵从口凵尺 工丂 乇乂丅尺乇从乇乚丫 丂凵乃丅乚乇, 卂𠘨刀 山工丅卄口凵丅 卂 丂口乚工刀 厶尺卂丂尸 口下 丅卄乇口尺乇丅工匚卂乚 尸卄丫丂工匚丂 从口丂丅 口下 丅卄乇 丁口长乇丂 山工乚乚 厶口 口リ乇尺 卂 丅丫尸工匚卂乚 リ工乇山乇尺’丂 卄乇卂刀. 丅卄乇尺乇’丂 卂乚丂口 尺工匚长’丂 𠘨工卄工乚工丂丅工匚 口凵丅乚口口长, 山卄工匚卄 工丂 刀乇下丅乚丫 山口リ乇𠘨 工𠘨丅口 卄工丂 匚卄卂尺卂匚丅乇尺工丂卂丅工口𠘨- 卄工丂 尸乇尺丂口𠘨卂乚 尸卄工乚口丂口尸卄丫 刀尺卂山丂 卄乇卂リ工乚丫 下尺口从 𠘨卂尺口刀𠘨卂丫卂 リ口乚丫卂 乚工丅乇尺卂丅凵尺乇, 下口尺 工𠘨丂丅卂𠘨匚乇. 丅卄乇 下卂𠘨丂 凵𠘨刀乇尺丂丅卂𠘨刀 丅卄工丂 丂丅凵下下; 丅卄乇丫 卄卂リ乇 丅卄乇 工𠘨丅乇乚乚乇匚丅凵卂乚 匚卂尸卂匚工丅丫 丅口 丅尺凵乚丫 卂尸尸尺乇匚工卂丅乇 丅卄乇 刀乇尸丅卄丂 口下 丅卄乇丂乇 丁口长乇丂, 丅口 尺乇卂乚工丂乇 丅卄卂丅 丅卄乇丫’尺乇 𠘨口丅 丁凵丂丅 下凵𠘨𠘨丫- 丅卄乇丫 丂卂丫 丂口从乇丅卄工𠘨厶 刀乇乇尸 卂乃口凵丅 乚工下乇. 卂丂 卂 匚口𠘨丂乇㔿凵乇𠘨匚乇 尸乇口尸乚乇 山卄口 刀工丂乚工长乇 尺工匚长 & 从口尺丅丫 丅尺凵乚丫 卂尺乇 工刀工口丅丂- 口下 匚口凵尺丂乇 丅卄乇丫 山口凵乚刀𠘨’丅 卂尸尸尺乇匚工卂丅乇, 下口尺 工𠘨丂丅卂𠘨匚乇, 丅卄乇 卄凵从口凵尺 工𠘨 尺工匚长’丂 乇乂工丂丅乇𠘨丅工卂乚 匚卂丅匚卄尸卄尺卂丂乇 “山凵乃乃卂 乚凵乃乃卂 刀凵乃 刀凵乃,” 山卄工匚卄 工丅丂乇乚下 工丂 卂 匚尺丫尸丅工匚 尺乇下乇尺乇𠘨匚乇 丅口 丅凵尺厶乇𠘨乇リ’丂 尺凵丂丂工卂𠘨 乇尸工匚 下卂丅卄乇尺丂 卂𠘨刀 丂口𠘨丂. 工’从 丂从工尺长工𠘨厶 尺工厶卄丅 𠘨口山 丁凵丂丅 工从卂厶工𠘨工𠘨厶 口𠘨乇 口下 丅卄口丂乇 卂刀刀乚乇尸卂丅乇刀 丂工从尸乚乇丅口𠘨丂 丂匚尺卂丅匚卄工𠘨厶 丅卄乇工尺 卄乇卂刀丂 工𠘨 匚口𠘨下凵丂工口𠘨 卂丂 刀卂𠘨 卄卂尺从口𠘨’丂 厶乇𠘨工凵丂 山工丅 凵𠘨下口乚刀丂 工丅丂乇乚下 口𠘨 丅卄乇工尺 丅乇乚乇リ工丂工口𠘨 丂匚尺乇乇𠘨丂. 山卄卂丅 下口口乚丂.. 卄口山 工 尸工丅丫 丅卄乇从.
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Dapper Man
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Mar 28 2016, 08:16 PM
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* I am fed up with dis wuurld *
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Several ideas relating to the Speculative Permian Project:
A Dicynodont that looks like the South American Rattleback (The future is wild) but with sprawling legs and 20 centimeter long tusks.
A species of Leviathan (I partially mentioned them, you know, those fully aquatic Prionosuchus descendants) that migrates between the Indian Ocean and a savannah in Ethiopia (Which gets occasionally over flooded, and turns into a swamp)
A larger species of Loon Lizard relative (You know what I mean if you've read it) that looks like a Deinocheirus, and has the niche of a Ostrich.
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles
That's incredibly wasteful and inefficient. It would never work. What about unfertilized eggs? Seems like a good way to use that wasted energy-to distract a predator long enough for the mother to make its escape.
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Possible, but it's changing the question. Even then, it doesn't seem like something best used a projectile as much as a decoy, and even if you get around that there are far better and more reliably available things that could be used.
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles Slinger from Avatar
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles Slinger from Avatar Pardon my language but that is a fucked up product of evolution, fictional or non-fictional
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles
Maybe a little unlikely, unless of course, they want to satisfy the hell out of their predators whilst giving them a chance to escape (I mean, seriously, the predators or what ever would snap them right up) What about a moth or other fecund insect that fires numerous small, tough shelled eggs at an attacker? If you disturb a gravid moth, it starts laying eggs everywhere (either as a distraction or to ensure they could survive even if she gets eaten) so it's not that far off. Consider how some caterpillars already shoot fecal pellets, like this: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/05/0516_030516_caterpillars.html Also, one time years ago I reared a batch of lappet moth caterpillars that would poop, grab the pellet with their anal prolegs, and rapidly twitch the end of their abdomen to throw it. They always did it when I disturbed them to change their leaves, and could've sworn they aimed for my eyes...
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With so many projectile-defense mechanisms that already exist (besides those already mentioned I'd add vomit and glandular spray) and wouldn't imperil the user's offspring, I'm not sure why baby-throwing would evolve.
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What about a creature that uses its babies as projectiles Slinger from Avatar
Was this designed by Wayne Barlowe? It's a bit like the creatures from Expedition which had detachable "heads" (identified by the narrator as possibly being symbionts).
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