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| Entering the Ark | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 4 2013, 08:34 AM (1,532 Views) | |
| Whiteshore | Jan 4 2013, 08:34 AM Post #1 |
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Timmy Turner,his wife Veronica(AU),and their fairies(this is ala FOPM verse but with Timmy being with Veronica,not Tootie),had just left Cho Ming Air Port and were now in the Helicopter with Coincidentally Trixie Tang and her husband Remy Buxaplenty,the Buxaplenty's referred to the Turners(Timmy AND Veronica),as poor weakling who suck and called Veronica pathetic to marry an unpopular kid.The Head Pixie and Anti-Cosmo were disappointed when Sanderson informed them Timmy was alive as they thought he died when the Magniture 10.9 quake decimated Dimmsdale,and as Timmy entered the Arks,flashbacks of seeing Dimmsdale's destruction and his house burning at the hands of an Angry mob.He also entered the Ark alone,with only his fairies and Veronica with him as his Parents and Grandparents only had tickets for him and Veronica and his fairies disguised themselves as bags and they decided to fight back against the Buxaplenty's by pushing them. |
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| Komodo | Jan 5 2013, 05:56 PM Post #16 |
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'Same Rules Apply'
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Lol, Fakey that clip fitted in perfectly! It made my day. |
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| T.Neo | Jan 5 2013, 06:47 PM Post #17 |
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Translunar injection: TLI
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You guys do realise where this stuff comes from, right? It's that about that cartoon with a kid who has wish-granting fairies. That said, and I do not intend to mean Hayaba any offence by saying this, it seems to be the most incoherent fanfic I have ever read. My Immortal and the works of Hunterjeanmidna actually had words that strung together into a meaningful story, but this doesn't even seem to have a middle, beginning and an end. There's no context to what you're saying so it's all very confusing. |
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| Kamidio | Jan 5 2013, 06:59 PM Post #18 |
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The Game Master of the SSU:NC
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I know what it's from. It doesn't make this any less of a brainturd. Even the simplest of idiots knows how to include dialogue. |
SSU:NC - Finding a new home. Quotes WAA
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| Mr Mysterio | Jan 5 2013, 08:29 PM Post #19 |
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Compared to this story, this actually seems, if anything, at least comprehensible and possibly amusing. My creative writing teacher is always telling us jokingly to "vomit up words". This "fiction" seems to take that literally. |
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| TAXESbutNano | Jan 6 2013, 05:29 AM Post #20 |
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I'm going back to basics.
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This is how you lot should be treating this fanfiction. |
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| Mr Mysterio | Jan 6 2013, 05:30 PM Post #21 |
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I'm not sure if the people complimenting that guy's writing are serious or not... |
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| TAXESbutNano | Jan 6 2013, 05:33 PM Post #22 |
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I'm going back to basics.
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The ENTIRE FORUM is trolling that guy. He still hasn't noticed, as far as we're all aware. |
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| Komodo | Jan 6 2013, 05:44 PM Post #23 |
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And he still isn't deterred in the slightest.Hayaba, you have to continue, these responses are the funniest I have ever seen. Edited by Komodo, Jan 6 2013, 05:45 PM.
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| Datura | Jan 6 2013, 09:26 PM Post #24 |
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Although I'm probably wrong, but, what if this is purposly meant to be bad? |
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| The Xenologist | Jan 6 2013, 10:08 PM Post #25 |
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To be completely and brutally honest, I do not have the slightest inkling of an idea of what it is that I have just read. |
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"The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." -Arthur C. Clarke "I am certain there is too much certainty in the world." -Michael Crichton "When a man is tired of dinosaurs, he is tired of life, for there is in a dinosaur all that life can afford." -Queen Victoria "Fair is what we see, fairer what we have perceived, fairest what is still in veil." -Blessed Nicolas Steno Visit the lovely Second Earth! | |
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| Dragon | Jan 6 2013, 10:22 PM Post #26 |
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/r/GamingCirclejerk is the best subreddit, don't @ me
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Nobody had anything close to that. |
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16 A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy
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| lamna | Jan 7 2013, 08:36 AM Post #27 |
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Then it's still bad. Whether you shit your pants, or if you shit on your pants and put them on to trick people into thinking you shit your pants, then your pants are still full of shit. You can stand there laughing at how clever you are for fooling us, but there are still turds sliding down your leg. |
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| seascorpion | Jan 7 2013, 09:38 AM Post #28 |
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?
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I found that confusing, and I read James Joyce (check out my quote for example). Hayaba, seriously, try to actually structure and make your writing a bit more coherent and understandable. |
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| dialforthedevil | Jan 7 2013, 11:22 AM Post #29 |
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Sorry guys, but count me out on that. I'm trying to help him, which is what you should be doing. |
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| Ebervalius | Jan 8 2013, 05:46 PM Post #30 |
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I'm with you, Dial. |
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