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Platypus (I hate you)
Topic Started: Dec 23 2012, 10:55 PM (659 Views)
Carlos
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Norman Babcock was listening to Green Day. He had lately become very depressed and slit his wrists all the time, so he became a goth. Today he was wearing a black t-shirt like that Billie Joe Armstrong wore in Cardiff, a blood red die (geddit cos im goffik), black leather pants, black combat boots, black lipstick and white foundation.

"Hey" said a voice behind him.

Norman looked around. He gasped. It was....................................................................................................................................................................Gandalf! He was wearing a black jackson, a grey t-shirt that said 666 with real vampire blood, black baggy jeans, black congress shoes and red contacts.

Norman looked into Gandalf's eyes, which were filled with so much sorrow and evilness. He was crying black tears of depression.

"Hey, what's wrong?" he asked suicidally.

"That fucking prep Sauron took a video tape of me doing it with Jack!" he cried with an emo voice.

"Oh my fucking Satan, thats so fucking sad" cried Norman, tears of blood running down his face.

They both decided to cut their wrists and listen to Green Day.

Little did they know an ugly preppy man was watching them. It was..............................................................................Sam Winchester! He was video taping and masticating to them!

To be continued...
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Not another one of these things...
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16

A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy


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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.


I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now

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It's almost like you can't write good fiction. But you say you want to be recognized for it.

We've gotten your point. No one likes that terrible Fan-Faction you're parodying.(Its name escapes me at the moment because it's 6:46 in the goddamned morning.) Guess what. Most, if not all of us haven't read that turd of a fanfiction.

It's almost like you can't write good fiction. But you say you want to be recognized for it.

So I'll give you a dare.

Write an interesting new backstory for Batman, and none of that 'geddit bekuz eyem goffik' bullshit.
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I have an Archive account. If you want good fiction, go there.

Also, someone hasn't read my Narnia fanfic I posted here before. Isn't it a pity so many of my detractors bark at me with ignorance, without even bothering to check if they're wrong?
Edited by Carlos, Dec 25 2012, 07:26 AM.
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Not all that interested in Narnia. The whole universe reeks of disinterest to me. But I will check out this archive thingy.
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Here it is:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Carliro/pseuds/Carliro
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dafuq did i just read
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The beginning of the end of your sanity.
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I think many of began to lose our sanity when you wrote the future is preppy
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life," John 3:16

A neat pixel animation of a future cowboy


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Hey, their right to get freaky ends when it goes up my nose.


I think this describes what dinosaurs are like now

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Dec 25 2012, 08:05 AM
Read the Narnia fic there. I don't know the series so this is from an outsiders perspective but I do want to give constructive criticism anyway.

Its really good. One thing I would note are that the line "Oh, you poor thing! How horrible is it that you've failed to die with the rest of your family?" seems unrealistic. Perhaps in the depths of her depression she hallucinates that the orphanage hates her and this is really not the whole truth. It might make the story even grimmer if she thought the only way out was suicide but had she given a hard look at her life this would not of been the case. The second half of the story is marvelously written, you really did a good job describing the afterlife
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Thank you! :D

This may sound like a cop out, but note that I haven't actually directly described the orphanate, just gave "an overview"...
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AN: This chaptah contains characters from Shirokuma Cafee. Viewer excretion is advised.

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"I could go for a bowel of salmon!" said Penguin.

Polar Bear then brought a child with salmonellosis.

"That's Salmonella, not salmon!"

Polar Bear then thought a bit, and brought Salmoneus' skull.

"Sometimes I wonder why you aren't dead" said Penguin.

Suddenly Gandalf bursted into the Cafe crying tears of blood. Sasako didn't know what the black tears of depression were.

"Hey, are you crying blood?" she asked in a concerned voice, touching a tear.

"FUCK OFF!!!!" Gandalf said, casting Cruciatus on her and flipping the bird at her. She screamed and run around screaming.

"Kawai" said Panda.

To be continued...
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I'll be contuining this after I write a couple of things.

Here's a "vignette", if you will:

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"Oh my fucking Satan" said Dipper Pines depressedly. He was wearing a black satan (geddit cos im goffik) jacket, a black t-shirt that said "bitch" and other swear words, black baggy jeans, black congress shoes, white eye liner and red contacts that said so much evil and depressedness.

"MISTER PINES WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" said Umbridge. She was wearing a slutty pink dress, blue jeans, red high heels and orange tan lotions.

Dipper showed his middle finger at her because she was a prep.

"VERY WELL YOU WILL GO TO AZERBAIJAN FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!"
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