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The Meal
Topic Started: Aug 10 2012, 09:53 PM (702 Views)
Cybert00th
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Since the donut story was bad, I've decided to make something better.

Billy Williams was eating a massive cheeseburger. He chewed it in super slow motion to get all of the juicy, luscious, savory taste. The chunks of bread, meat, cheese and vegetables raced down his throat, creating a heavenly aftertaste. As Billy ate the sandwich, he noticed the whole world changing around him. The walls of the restaurant began to melt, the floor gave away, and ghosts started to fill his brain.

But he could still taste the burger. When he was finished, he began drinking his coke. The icy drink created a smooth, pleasant sweetness that almost caused Billy to fall asleep. The ceiling began to fall on his head, and it ended up hovering millimeters above his head. Then, Pinkie Pie, Godzilla and Hectocapitus walked into the room, challenging Billy to a fight. Needless to say, the poor bloke was kicked over the Moon, and he landed in the Pacific Ocean.

Fakey, Holbenilord and T.Neo rescued him, but a flying crocodile sank their boat and caused a massive volcanic eruption which covered the Earth in constant darkness. All land plants died, and the populations of tardigrades and jellyfish exploded into massive diversity. Meanwhile, JohnFaa was lamenting the extinction of pterosaurs and Nanotyrannus was laughing at someone's torment.

Then, R'LYEH combined with Tiamat to create TiamaR'Lyeh. This caused the Moon to crash into Mars and forced Agent Smith to stop fighting Neo. Then there was peace as the JP raptors died of heart attacks. This randomness caused Fakey to facepalm, and the Sun shrank into a white dwarf, killing any Aians in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Cream donuts fell from the heavens, blanketing all planets in the multiverse and giving all living things diabetes. Earth became 2 places: Equestria and Sugar Bowl. Both planets were at peace with each other, and Death's Shadow finally married Umbran. But then Rainbow Dash went insane, and Yellowstone erupted to create Donutland.

Then Billy Mays came back to life, and started to advertise the CONSECRO to various customers. T.Neo cried as land squids destroyed his house, and hurricanes raged Kaventro until only the terrorteeth were left. Jurassic Park was no longer frightening in the dark, and Godzilla died. Puppies began singing, and the Medic finally came up with a way for ribs to grow back.

After 3 seconds, the multiverse was brought into constant peace, and that is THE END...?
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Still not a story.
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Cybert00th
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What did you think?
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Still a jumble of text.
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Cybert00th
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What tropes did it have?
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You're not listening.

THIS.

IS NOT.

A STORY.


This is a chain of events.
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Cybert00th
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I'll add another part, then.

PART 2

Fakey showed T.Neo his depressed face, just before he proposed to marry Twilight Sparkle. The pony denied, and so Fakey died of heartbreak.
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Ya, that aint gonna help in the slightest.
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Cybert00th
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You mean Fakey DOESN'T have a pony fetish?
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No. I'm asexual.
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Cybert00th
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I thought you were a massive pervert.
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All a charade. I unveiled the truth about myself back when I was perma-banned from here,
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A person can make all the goofy pervy jokes without it being their core. I just find this collection of names and such thrown together to be offputting. What's with all the food?
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Cybert00th
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The CONSECRO, Hectocapitus, Kaventro, terrorteeth, Umbran and Death's Shadow are from the Multiverses Wiki.
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This kind of reminds me of that game where one person says one word/sentence, then anothere person does the same, and so on and so forth, until a "story" is created.

As Fakey said, this is more a chain of events rather than a story. It started out as a story, with us having insight into the characters's mind and opinion on his meal, but then devolved into a listing of events that make no sense.

No matter how many allusions and references you make to creatures and characters from Multiverses Wiki, it doesn't automatically turn something that makes no sense to the point of questioning the writer's sobriety into quality writing.
Edited by Mr Mysterio, Aug 10 2012, 11:24 PM.
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