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Topic Started: May 20 2012, 11:14 PM (1,433 Views)
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It's conversations like this that make me think a nuclear war is necessary to put countries in their places.

We could've become the crown jewel, but then you'd try to find a newer, shinier one to replace us.

And there aren't limited options. There are over one hundred options. The two major parties are just too over-publicized and over-rated. In addition, if we didn't rebel you wouldn't get westerns, or people like E. D. Cope and O. C. Marsh, who helped progress the science that helped give rise to this very website.

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No, none of us would have been born. The chances of us being born, that the one sperm that would create us would be the one to fertilize the egg are incredibly small.

You wouldn't have to kill you grandfather to prevent your birth if you went back in time, just jostle his hairy balls.

Also, nuclear war isn't needed to make all nations subordinate to the Realm, as is their proper place.
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You seem to forget the number of nukes you have in comparison to us.

We have enough to reduce your puny island to hellish plains ravaged by fallout, and then some for Canada and Australia. Even if you attack us with your nukes, you'll only think of 'strategic' targets. Which aren't strategic at all, considering the coastal cities are relatively useless without the Midwest to fuel them. Our real power comes from within.
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What the fuck were we talking about?
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Nuking your precious Realm.
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You seem to forget the number of nukes you have in comparison to us.

We have enough to reduce your puny island to hellish plains ravaged by fallout, and then some for Canada and Australia. Even if you attack us with your nukes, you'll only think of 'strategic' targets. Which aren't strategic at all, considering the coastal cities are relatively useless without the Midwest to fuel them. Our real power comes from within.
Now why on Earth would you nuke Canada? we're one of your biggest suppliers of oil and a bunch of other stuff. The US would wither and die without Canada (No, that's a little extreme. It would just screw up your economy even more). Also, you'd need a whole bunch of nukes to completely wiple out Canada, and the fallout would drift down to you guys.

All in all, nuking Canada is a stupid idea. Nuking Britain would also be kind of idiotic, because everyone likes Britain, and everyone would nuke you guys.
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I fail to see how people think Canada, China, and the Middle East have this chokehold on us. It simply isn't true. If you guys cut us off, then we turn our business to Africa and South America, or you know, TAP INTO OUR OWN RESERVES.

Not to mention only eight nations(Not counting Britain) nations have confirmed nuke reserves. Many of which rely on the U.S. for support.

India and China rely on American businesses, Israel, despite being corrupt, would never attack its biggest supporter, Russia and the U.S. would fear nuclear war between each other and would thus let each other be, Pakistan and North Korea have reserves too small to be considered threats(Seriously, North Korea has only ten nukes at the most.), and who gives a shit about France anymore?
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The US isn't some God-state that could take on every other nation in the world, at the same time. Whether the war be nuclear, conventional or asymmetric/ insurgent, it would lose by a long way.
As for US third parties, I hope they get some victories or representation. The major parties of a lot of countries (whether they're the Republicans and Democrats in the US, or the Coalition and Labor in Australia) are growingly incompetent.
I'm not sure about the US, but in Australia third party options are becoming increasingly relevant and have won major victories, the Australian Greens are gaining support simply because the Coalition are retards and Labor is all fucked up (its the only way to describe that party).
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If the U.S. can't even keep order in a single Middle-Eastern country, then it's not gonna win a war against every country on Earth.
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So, in summery.

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I just stated reasons why major war wouldn't break out if the U.S. irradiated Canada, Oz, and Britland.
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The major reason is that in benefits nobody but our mutual foes.
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Care to reword that?

In English this time.
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The major reason is that it benefits nobody but our mutual foes.
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