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Brain Storm's Letters of Chaos
Topic Started: May 19 2012, 09:18 PM (257 Views)
Kamidio
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These letters are not in any real order, but know that they can get very disturbing.




Dear Lord Discord,

Today I learned the joys of a hunt. The screams and agony, the thrill of the chase,
the way you can cause them complete and utter despair without need to lay a hoof on them.
I learned how to gut a pony like a fish, and use each and every organ to kill even more innocents.
For example, when filed down just right, the femur makes for a perfect shillelagh for bashing in skulls.
The horn of a unicorn can be ground into a magic-heavy neurotoxin that can leave a pony paralyzed
while emphasizing the pain they feel as I rip their limbs from their bodies. Oh you would just love the
hopeless sobs the mares made as I beat their foals to death with their[the mothers'] legs.

I also found the weakest spot on a ponies' body. The throat. Oh you should have seen it! It was like
gutting a fish it was so easy! I've never seen blood spray out with as much force as I did when I cut
that one rainbow pony's throat as she flew at top speed! I didn't just cut her throat, I lobbed her head
clean off! Her head was ripped of with such force that it actually shot off and hit some orange filly, and
Ripped her head off too! It was like watching them get hit with a cannonball! And you should have seen
the fear in those two ponies' friends' eyes as I used their decapitated heads like puppets as I bashed
Their heads in with my femur clubs. Oh it was glorious. This one orange mare called for her brother,
but by the time he got there, I had struck her down with a punch to the throat. A very easy feat when
my size. But anyway, her brother bucks me and breaks my back leg, so I lift him up with a little whirlwind
and make him beg for mercy as I squeezed him until he popped like a big red zit. Oh and the fillies!

You should have seen the looks on their faces as I used the mutilated corpses of their guardians like weapons.
This little yellow one with a pink bow begged me to stop and tried to put on an adorable face. I spared her and she
is now your newest subject. The other was a little slow on the uptake, so I stomped on her back and crushed
her organs until her sweet little voice became nothing more than a sputtering whimper. I had forced her to sing
as I did so. Imagine her sobs when she realized it was her special talent! Oh she had gotten her cutie mark
just in time to die.

As she was fading quickly, I broke off her horn and used it to gouge her eyes out. Now all that was left in this
back water town was this baby dragon. I decided he wasn't worth my time and just stabbed his soft underbelly
lavender horn of a purple unicorn that seemed to be friends with that rainbow pony. As the inferno in his belly
choked out, I ripped his stomach out and looted the gems he'd recently eaten. And you know what my lesson
was during all of this? It's that life is meaningless without something to spread real chaos. And Lord Discord?

YOU'RE NEXT

Your Faithful Student,
Brain Storm
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So, gory pony fan fiction?
Why not I say, Why not.
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Not fan fiction, so much as a way for me to make you all worry for me.
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