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| Topic Started: Apr 24 2012, 12:52 PM (737 Views) | |
| Zoroaster | Apr 24 2012, 12:52 PM Post #1 |
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yeah I know it's been done to death... I have nephews who are still in "primary school" (does that "meme" mean grade school in USA ?) - and they pass on lame shit "Chuck Norris is so tuff" memes, it makes my blood boil. Chuck Norris, if he's not gay (I am not saying there's anything wrong with being gay) he is certainly not tough, he is afraid of getting old. He dyes his beard. Look at the old bastards face. He looks like he's been sucking on a dirty toilet brush candy bar. Watch Bruce Lee kick his skinny white arse at the Collosseum in Rome in Way Of The Dragon. My new favourite "toughness" meme is Henry Rollins. Not just because this bastard is tough, he's lean, he's straight and supports gay rights, he tells it like it is. WHEN HE TALKS YOU BETTER LISTEN. While pooh sucker republican Chuck Norris is guzzling down pooh and tap dancing and hating gay marriage, Henry Rollins is visiting US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan, and not just US soldiers. He's dropping into Haiti and delivering soccer balls to kids who are still living in tents. Hes checking out what its like to live in a tent city in Sudan or Uganda. He's a tough guy... And if my Henry Rollins meme can't kill the Chuck Norris meme, I am hoping I can trump them with a Clint Eastwood scowl... Did you know that Clint Eastwood IS THE ONLY HOLLYWOOD fake tough guy pretty boy who doesn't blink or wince or cowl or hide when he fires off a .44 calibre bullett from a .44 magum? His cold blue eyes are looking dead ahead, meanwhile Chuck Norris is crying to his pretend friend and dry-rooting his comforter blanket.... Edited by Zoroaster, Apr 24 2012, 12:58 PM.
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| lamna | Apr 24 2012, 01:23 PM Post #2 |
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He never seemed that tough to me. Toughness is a short, smiling Nepalese man who's badly paided with a shitty pension.
Edited by lamna, Apr 24 2012, 01:47 PM.
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| dialforthedevil | Apr 24 2012, 01:43 PM Post #3 |
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The same gritty Nepalese man who once out of bullets is prepared to run at a machine gun post with his blade drawn, those are true heroes. |
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| lamna | Apr 24 2012, 01:45 PM Post #4 |
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Or hack apart a dozen bandits after retirement.
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| Zoroaster | Apr 24 2012, 02:06 PM Post #5 |
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Thanks both of you for reminding me of the Ghurka, and their knife.... this knife is good for cutting up goat or lamb... but the gurka knife is a deadly weapon..... it's also a devastating projectile... Some Ghurka's have day jobs as unassuming seeming subservient menial labourers, but in their night time occupation, they KICK ARSE! Other Ghurkas rest back on their Laurels.... Others watch cartoons... Others prey... some even sleep.... sometimes... but remember, when ever your're asleep, there will always be an awake Gurkha.... Ghurka batallion of 1 Ghurka VS 1 Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris runs away, forfeit .... Chuck Norris never challenges anyone again, not even Sponge Bob Square Pants Edited by Zoroaster, Apr 24 2012, 02:09 PM.
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| Kamidio | Apr 24 2012, 11:17 PM Post #6 |
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Spongebob is a fucking threat, bro. But yeah, I see your Gurkha and I raise you one Audie Murphy. |
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| lamna | Apr 25 2012, 01:30 AM Post #7 |
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He's pretty good. No VC but that's not his fault. |
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| Kamidio | Apr 25 2012, 02:42 PM Post #8 |
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I'd like to see this VC guy take on an entire squadron of Nazis. |
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| lamna | Apr 26 2012, 03:20 AM Post #9 |
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He's not a guy, it's the equivalent of the medal of honour in Commonwealth countries, the Victoria Cross. Here is a list of ones awarded in the Second World War, you'll have to go though yourself to find the ones who were fighting Nazis when they won them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Second_World_War_Victoria_Cross_recipients Edited by lamna, Apr 26 2012, 03:20 AM.
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| FallingWhale | Apr 26 2012, 03:29 AM Post #10 |
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The reason Chuck Norris is held as high as he is is that he's the only generally notable active member of the GOP. Combat robots are where it's at. |
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| colddigger | Apr 26 2012, 04:22 AM Post #11 |
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Joke's over! Love, Parasky
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The individual in which the Spanish Flu evolved. The end. |
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| Ànraich | Apr 26 2012, 12:19 PM Post #12 |
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I'm surprised there's a thread about toughness and nobody has mentioned Jason Statham. Have you people never seen Crank? |
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We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar. "The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming Tree That Owns Itself
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| Kamidio | Apr 26 2012, 02:24 PM Post #13 |
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Nope. Also, fuck the VC. USA! USA! USA! |
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| T.Neo | Apr 26 2012, 02:41 PM Post #14 |
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Excuse me, sir. I hail from the Commonwealth. And I do not appreciate it when people denigrate our greatest military honour. |
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| dialforthedevil | Apr 26 2012, 03:50 PM Post #15 |
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Fuck off Fakey, thats just a poor attempt at humour. Your a disgrace. |
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