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Corrupt a wish
Topic Started: Jul 12 2008, 05:10 AM (19,083 Views)
JohnFaa
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I've seen this game in a forum and I thought it was cool.

Basically, each time you post you wish something, and then the next person to post grants it, but in a bad way

Example: "I wish a banana"
(next poster) "Granted, but you get vegetative cancer"



I wish I was rich

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Sliver Slave
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I'm going back to basics.

Granted, but the taxes are so high you can barely survive.

I wish I had a bigger house.
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Saxophlutist
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I love this game! (I've seen very interesting corruptions before, including wishes that apparently weren't corruptible.)

Granted, your house has been scaled up 5000% from the original. Good luck getting up stairs!

I want a domesticated raptor.
Edited by Saxophlutist, Jul 12 2008, 10:23 AM.
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PousazPower
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Granted, but have fun being eviscerated!




I wish I could breathe underwater
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JohnFaa
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Granted; the mutation that caused you to have gills, however, also created skin cancer on you

I wish I wasn't so mean
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Giant Blue Anteater
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Granted, but then you are afraid to say anything.

I wish Godzilla was real.
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Livyatan


Granted but Godzilla crushes your home town, your house, and your entire family.

I wish I was an FBI agent.
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JohnFaa
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Granted; now you're a mindless servant of The Authority, and you spend all your life solving cases and you never have time for your family and friends, and then your boss thinks you're a discusting man who doesn't care about his loved ones and he fires you. You end up alcaholic.

I wish I could fly
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Giant Blue Anteater
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Granted, but then, you get exausted and upon contact with the ground, you splat.

I wish creationists become logical.
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JohnFaa
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Granted, but their logic is so absurd that they decide making a new inquisition and kill us all

I wish someone loved me
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Parasky
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Granted, but then the people who love you all die.

I wish I owned a giant golden buddha.
Edited by Parasky, Jul 12 2008, 05:23 PM.
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Saxophlutist
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Granted, but considering the tense you used, your had a Golden Buddha, rather than own one currently. It has been confiscated by police.

I want heat vision!
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JohnFaa
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Granted, but you offend the Buddha and, once you die, you go straight to the buddhist Hell (usually a person only reaches it after too many lives of bad deeds) and you suffer all the 18 tortures there; and, instead of leaving out at a certain point, like everyone else, you stay there forever!

I wish I was a villain
Edited by JohnFaa, Jul 12 2008, 05:33 PM.
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Saxophlutist
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Granted, your powers involve the ability to stain clothing at will. This proves useless against the police and superheroes.

I want to know what WIN is made of.
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JohnFaa
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Granted; its made of human blood. Satisfied?

I wish I was more sarcastic
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