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IYGP's; How many have you had?
Topic Started: Jan 15 2011, 04:38 PM (1,635 Views)
Jasonguppy
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Cut up young maidens, sew their uper bodies to shark tails, put robotic programing and microphones inside, and put them on fiji to attract lots of people, then blow up fiji to help lower global population.
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Oceanus: An endless sea dotted with islands, reefs, and black holes. Literally endless, literal black holes.

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Jan 16 2011, 05:28 PM
You do not know how much I laughed Singe. XD
There are worse reactions you could have had. Mostly beginning with 'M'

Also Jason? ...Dude, that's just...dude!
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Jan 16 2011, 05:06 PM
Canis Lupis
Jan 16 2011, 04:55 PM
colddigger, I think I'm in love with you! Even though we're both guys and I'm completely straight...
I just had a good IGYP! Flood the Internet with Canis/coldigger slash fic!

'Their eyes met from across the room.'
Maybe I should write that. And then Canis gets PRAEGNANT.

Geneticly engineer Pikas to be yeelow with red cheeks, two horizontal brown stipes on their backs, and a longer tail with with brown at the base. Then give them a paralyzing bite and set them loose in the Kanto plains of Japan.
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Leave it to Seascorp. He knows a lot more about gay romance and its associations then we do.
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But I can make it blood curdling. I can even put in the systematic murder of their buttsecks BABBY. And maybe I should include Kingpin livcking windows while you punch old women.
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Give Fakey a skunk to throw at Canis/colddigger/baby and force it to be bitten by the Pika"chu"s and be swalloed by Ddraig's komodo goches.

Or atttach a helicopter to the back of a blue whale and put it on a low gravity dense atmosphere planet and then you can have...
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I do art sometimes.

"if you want green eat a salad"

Projects:
Amammalia: A strange place where mammals didn't make it and the land is, once again, dominated by archosaurs.

Oceanus: An endless sea dotted with islands, reefs, and black holes. Literally endless, literal black holes.

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You misspelled BABBY, Pikachu(There is no 's' in the plural. The plural of Pikachu is Pikachu.), I'm pretty sure Welsh has different pluralization rules and THAT. IS. NOT. HOW. YOU. MAKE. SKYWHALES. DAMNIT.
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Ddraig'sasrhfs?
I do art sometimes.

"if you want green eat a salad"

Projects:
Amammalia: A strange place where mammals didn't make it and the land is, once again, dominated by archosaurs.

Oceanus: An endless sea dotted with islands, reefs, and black holes. Literally endless, literal black holes.

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Rumbo a la Victoria

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I propose making Sliver a mod again.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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We take D.N.A. from Bruce Lee, Steve Irwin, and Stephen Hawking, and we pick out all the bad traits, like Stephen's condition, and make a super human out of the new person.
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What about chuck Norris?
I do art sometimes.

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Amammalia: A strange place where mammals didn't make it and the land is, once again, dominated by archosaurs.

Oceanus: An endless sea dotted with islands, reefs, and black holes. Literally endless, literal black holes.

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No. He is an idiot that ruined the Eastern Arts.
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Jan 16 2011, 08:46 PM
But I can make it blood curdling. I can even put in the systematic murder of their buttsecks BABBY. And maybe I should include Kingpin livcking windows while you punch old women.
If I want some weird disgusting male baby story, I shall ask yellowdrakex.
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Jan 16 2011, 08:46 PM
But I can make it blood curdling. I can even put in the systematic murder of their buttsecks BABBY. And maybe I should include Kingpin livcking windows while you punch old women.
If I want some weird disgusting male baby story, I shall ask yellowdrakex.

Also, mention Chuck Norris, and I will skin you alive for liking Noel Edmond's illegitimate brother
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Oh, I'll make their GEHY SECKS like that of the male bedbug.
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