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Speculative Evolution Deathmatch
Topic Started: Dec 12 2010, 03:51 PM (1,005 Views)
lamna
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Welcome Ladies, Gents, Broodmales and Robots to the first ever Speculative Evolution Animal Death Match. Each week 2 mutated and augmented speculative creatures will battle it out to the death. Each Monday a new topic will be made where you discuss and debate who would win out of that week's pairing. On Friday a poll will go up and you vote for the winner, polls close Monday.

After all the battles the 4 winners will duke it out in a battle royale.

5 Weeks.
8 Creatures
1 Survivor.

And the contestants are as follows.

1. Sessdoom. Sessdoom is a Sesshoun with a battleaxe and a penchant for crude vivisection. Very quick and agile but not able to take much damage.

2. Megadead. An undead 8 ton land squid from 200 million years in the future, Megadead has powerful arms with which to rip enemies apart, heavy break to crunch anything caught and has the ability to sneeze a revolting and infectious ooze of mucus and blood and slime mold. Megadead is slow, but as long as his brain is not destroyed he will still be counted as alive.

3. Mechyena. A sapient hyena augmented with robotics. Has a long range laser cannon hooked into it's back with a 10 second recharge period and is able to fly for short distances with it's rocket motors.

4. Lankster. A terrestrial azhdarchid from the hood, Lankser is well armed with a MAC-10 and a Glock, however he has poor accuracy due to sis insistence on holding guns sideways. He also has a sharp beak and strong neck but overall is lightly built.

5. Asstitian. Hailing from Spec this Pseudosauropod is 11 metes and 6 tons of aquatic fury. When enrages his violent projectile faeces will blind opponents and cover them in bloodthirsty parasites.

6. Mother*ucker. This Snaiadi Black Beast is tired of all this shit. She just does not give a shit anymore and wants to murder everything she sees. Her only enchantment is a sharpened sword-like sheath over her killing spike.

7. Dinospartan. A humanoid dinosaur trained from birth to be as tough as possible. Beaten and starved until he fought back Dinospartan has a spear, a shield, bronze armour and a sharp kopis sword.

8. Skewuka. From Darwin IV Skewuka was just another Skewer until he was captured by Moon-Nazis. Trained by the Luftwaffe Skewer is a fervent believer in National Socialism and blowing shit up. His bombs make him much less agile and slow him down, and he also only has 1 to use. After that it's back to stabbing.

This Monday, Asstitan battles Mother*ucker.
Edited by lamna, Dec 12 2010, 03:51 PM.
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Because you have a project? Never seen it. I picked fairly obvious and well known ones to be inclusive and everyone knows whats going on. Aside from the Sesshoun I suppose.

You're can be in the next contest if it's popular.
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If Fakeys entering his so shall i (but i think we should keep it with lamnas funky creatures :) )

Yeah come on Mother*ucker you crazy bitch lets ram 'em ! :D
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Well you Mother*ucker supporters need to remember that Asstitian is really, really big. He has thick hide and thick fat and muscle under that. If she can hump his neck he's toast but elsewhere he'll take quite a while to bleed out, time enough for Asstitian to react and do something about it. Plus he has a ranged weapon so you need to take that into account.

Oh and this idea is not solely mine. I've adapted it for this site but I got the idea from the Drabblecast's Super Animal Deathmatch Competition.
http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Mega_Beasts/Mega_Beasts.html
Edited by lamna, Dec 12 2010, 05:14 PM.
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I'll plump for the futuriform.

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Once the first round is done.

No takers for Asstitian. Can I ask why you all think Mother*ucker will win?
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It has more weapons and speed.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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But the Asstitan can stomp and swish it's tail. Also it can create a quagmire of squirming poop that could make Mother*ucker slip.
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the futuriforme is too quick to slip, he'd just jumo over the mud.

And he can grab onto his opponent's side.

And that tail can be dodged.
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It's a she btw.

Oh and I also forgot. I need to make a drunken podcast about this. I need an anaemic and people who can do hot dad jokes.
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... :glare:

Just do it in your sig.
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