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Have your friends ever made you do something stupid?
Topic Started: Nov 7 2010, 05:11 AM (2,430 Views)
seascorpion
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

A str8 friend of mine decided to see how gay i am, he made me watch the str8 and lesbian porn he is into. Most.Boring.Dare.Ever.
My reaction to str8 porn was like i was watching a house on fire
"Ouch,that doesn't look too good.."
My reaction to Lesbian porn was the same reaction i have to Sex and the City
"This is funny, but it would be greatly improved by a penis"
My reaction to the femdom porn was just like the time my dog pissed on me.
"Whats happening?... Hey,What the hell... Ahhhh!!! Get off!!! Get off!! WTF is Going on?!?!?!!?!"

So have your friends done anything stupid to you?
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Urm okay.... let me just breath deeply for a couple of seconds.....

Anyway yes my friends once told me to jump on the back of the fat kid in the year above and ride him like a bull, like how Neg does it in urban sports It did not go well for me ;)
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

my friends dared one of my friends to feel me up for $200 , i didn't know about it. one hell of an english lesson though...
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Seriously, seascorp? What's so bad about heterosexual pornography? I mean, I can understand disinterest, but is it really that bad?

It's just porn, it can't bite. :whatever:

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Nov 7 2010, 06:34 AM
Seriously, seascorp? What's so bad about heterosexual pornography? I mean, I can understand disinterest (which would be my reaction to gay porn), but is it really that bad?

It's just porn, it can't bite. :whatever:

well that's what we think as straight people, but wouldn't you have the same or similar reaction to gay porn?
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

Yeah but the porn was... *shivers*
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

Ouch, heard of that movie, isn't it supposedly the most disgusting movie of all time?
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One of my friends repeatedly convinces me to worry that the global economy is going to collapse underneath us and we will all turn on each other.

But by femdom, do you mean S&M?
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I meant it was hardcore Female Domination. Like im a submissive gay and stuff, so my friends figured if i was str8 id be more into that. I said i was submissive, i didn't say i like it when people chain me up and other creepy sh*t. I was seriously creeped out majorly. So yeah i think it may have been S&M (what is S&M? is it like bondage and stuff?)
Edited by seascorpion, Nov 7 2010, 03:06 PM.
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@Holbenilord, depends, women have different likes to gay men.
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I've tried watching gay porn. I either laugh, feel mildly awkward or wince a lot.
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I have watched it once it is disgusting, still cannot get worse than beastiality. I dont understand how on Earth Hentai can turn anyone on though?
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I have watched it once it is disgusting, still cannot get worse than beastiality. I dont understand how on Earth Hentai can turn anyone on though?
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