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Premise Pitch, share you ideas.; Your ideas for Films, Shows, Novels.
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Nov 7 2010, 06:40 PM
As humans humans started to walk up right and become dependent on face to face intercourse for sex, we were faced with a problem. For millions of years the buttocks have been the primary stimulus for the male, but now they were out of sight, so the females with the plumpest breasts that appeared most like bum cheeks had more offspring and down the years breasts became the primary means of attraction. seascorpion, you are what the scientific community refers to as "bent as a nine pound note" and the normal rules of attraction do not apply, to you. Hence why you find titties uninteresting.
I don't think that's how it went down. I'm pretty sure its instinctive; larger breasts means a female is more likely to have better mammary organs (as in they would produce and store more milk), and thus would be better capable of caring for a child. At least that's my theory, anyways. I think men are probably also just attracted to curvy things for some reason. I mean, think about it; hips, breasts, buttocks, lips, legs. All curvy, all attractive.
We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.

"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming

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Curvy means fatty and fatty means living longer and supporting more offspring. As opposed to dead, dying, or starving.
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Man just likes round, smooth, shiny objects. Look at all our tech, it justs gets rounder, smoother, and shinier.
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I have recently had two good ideas:

One: a world ruled by Google

Two: the Government breeds leapers as ultimate war machines

i can describe either one in more detail if you want :)
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what are leapers?
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Maybe he means lepers.
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Are nipples or genitals necessary, lamna?
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That's very odd, government leper colonies...
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yes sorry lepers. and yes it is weird.
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I could see the google one........


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Why would the chap who created Yahoo be hung?
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He doesn't have to be hung by someone else, or maybe a family member.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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I've had an idea. At the 1939 World's Fair in New York they buried a Time Capsule. As civilization was about 5000 years old they decided that it should be dug up in 5000 years. To ensure people remember it on special paper and non-fading ink The Book of the Record of the Time Capsule was written to help the people of 6939 find it, and copies spread across the world.

I think a story where humanity has been knocked back a few times, and someone finds one of these books, or a copy of one and goes on a expedition to find one would be good.
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