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The Stig isn't the Stig anymore
Topic Started: Sep 1 2010, 10:45 PM (364 Views)
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100901/ap_on_en_tv/eu_britain_top_gear


Ben Collins sounds a lot less cool then The Stig.
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They're going to have to find a new guy, now.

*shakes fist at HarperCollins*
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Why did they do that?

And how are they going to kill this Stig off?
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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Well, they threw the last one off an air-craft carrier into the sea (where apparently he grew gills and started hanging out with a no-good gang of cod), so I'd guess that this time they'd fire him into space.
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Sea-to-space doesn't exactly follow. I reckon it's based off tribal trials by water, fire, and earth.

So perhaps they'll send him into a lava flow. Although then he could surf on top of the car.

Hmmm.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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D'you think they'll invite him onto the show to be the "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car"?
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Perhaps.

Or maybe...
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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According to James May, the presenters are going to break into his house and 'nail his head to a table.'
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Bit disproportionate.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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They sent the last one off an aircraft carrier. Christian O'Connelll suggested they 'just brick his windows'
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Nah the senior service got to dispose of the last one, the RAF of BA will do White Stig in.
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Are nipples or genitals necessary, lamna?
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What colour overalls d'you think the new Stig will wear?
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Either so dark that no light escapes from it, or so light it reflects all light back that is shone on it.
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So either a black hole or a mirror.
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I doubt your conclusion.

Blue or grey, perhaps.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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