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What would you do if you met someone from this site in real life
Topic Started: Aug 24 2010, 06:56 AM (6,941 Views)
Holben
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Rumbo a la Victoria

Waa waa.
Ah well, i followed your suggestion.

And if i met anyone here, i would get a knife out and start flossing my teeth in front of them.
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seascorpion
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

i would also probably hit on sliver slave as well, in fact given enough time i'd probably hit on all of you eventually, though i may be intoxicated if i ever came on to dial or pando, something tells me their reaction would be to hit me with a foldup chair and run
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Obey or I'll send you to the moon
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something tells me their reaction would be to hit me with a foldup chair and run


Yeah, that's pretty much what my reaction would be. But I might use a cinder block if one is lying around.
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I'd either give you funny looks, or knee you lightly in the bollocks. Turns libidos right down, that.
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I would probably bring my pet snake. I take her alot of places as long as it isn't too cold.
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seascorpion
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

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knee you lightly in the bollocks. Turns libidos right down,


ok whats the bollocks, i've never heard that term before, if you mean the balls/testicles, then if i were you i wouldn't risk only kneeing lightly, theres a possibility that you won't knee me hard enough and i would just get turned on by the physical contact............................

i love disturbing you people
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I would probably bring my pet snake

:giggle: you don't know much gays do you?
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Aug 26 2010, 01:23 AM
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I would probably bring my pet snake

:giggle: you don't know much gays do you?
No I've only met 2 gay people in my lifetime, one boy and one girl. Once people meet my pet snake they usually lose their fear of snakes. However no gay people have met my snake.
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seascorpion
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

im actually tempted to start a topic on what people would do if i started hitting on them, johnfaa came up to them with a bloody knife, and an army of sliver slaves came and started assimilating everyone
and you realise that saying "wanna see my snake..." to a gay guy might give him the wrong impression?
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Lol, I don't say it like that. Usually if I have my snake wrapped around my forearm or over my neck they can't help but notice it. I usually take her outside the house more in the summer. I don't ask people to see my snake, but if they want to I can bring it next time I see them.
Edited by Toad of Spades, Aug 26 2010, 01:53 AM.
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

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Pando is lust


WHAT? Hello! i just said i'd hit on every goddamn male in the forumn, and probably scrue them all given the chance. (wow i can pretty much hear dial digging some kind of a bunker..) except any who are butt-ugly, if any. How come im not Lust?!? this is an outrage !!!!!

did i mention i love disturbing you all?
@Toad of spades, well i guess thats ok, im not scared of snakes at all, plus it would be easier to find you if you have a snake around you.....

Edited by seascorpion, Aug 26 2010, 01:55 AM.
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Don't recall it.

I'm either Gluttony or Sloth. Don't call me lust, don't see why you would call me that...
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I want to be Greed becaue he's pretty badass.
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seascorpion
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?

in fact im probably super-lust come to think of it
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seascorpion
Aug 26 2010, 01:53 AM
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Pando is lust


WHAT? Hello! i just said i'd hit on every goddamn male in the forumn, and probably scrue them all given the chance. (wow i can pretty much hear dial digging some kind of a bunker..) except any who are butt-ugly, if any. How come im not Lust?!? this is an outrage !!!!!
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