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What's your Apocalypse plan?
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 02:23 PM (12,831 Views)
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yellowstone..i propably get inside something like vault from fallout..and later plant some plants outside and bring back forests etc. :P
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Jul 22 2010, 09:18 AM
or a little bit of weed killer ;)
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i havent read day of the triffids so i dont know

How about an alien invasion like in war of the worlds?
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We're dead if aliens come. Unless for some reason our viruses have an effect on them and they forgot (or didn't think they needed) to bring an anti-virus kit.
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Aliens? Just point in another direction, they have no reason for a hostile invasion. Think about it, any resource that's here they need is floating around in space all around us. If they can travel interstellar distances, they can terraform. Unless they want our women, we should be fine. Unless they're Daleks or Borg, they have no reason to come.

Assuming they have a human-like mentallity. If not, we would be confused horribly by watching their actions, then killed.

(Of course, knowing us, we were probably the ones to accidently start the war)

As for Yellowstone? Well, with where I live I'd have to follow the rules outlined in the movie "Walk to Survival" (that's not the name of the movie, but what the strategy was called).
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war of the worlds invasion? get laid and then betray the human race and become a double agent of the aliens and human resistance
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I don't get why zombies bite you to transfer a disease. The human jaw is barely powerful enough to break skin, let alone draw enough blood for a chance of infection


It depends on what type of zombie we're talking about. Some versions only transfer infection through bites, others through fluids. It's a lot easier to get zombie blood or spit on you then it is for them to bite you.
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For those of you who think "Jurassic Park Scenario" means Mesozoic flora and fauna, it means any place where you are trapped with a bunch of dangerous animals, planets, and/or insane people. So Ige Age and present day life are both Jurassic Park Scenarios. My Jurassic Park Survival is to tame a small Sarcosuchus baby and have it kill anyone that betrays me.
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For those of you who think "Jurassic Park Scenario" means Mesozoic flora and fauna, it means any place where you are trapped with a bunch of dangerous animals, planets, and/or insane people. So Ige Age and present day life are both Jurassic Park Scenarios. My Jurassic Park Survival is to tame a small Sarcosuchus baby and have it kill anyone that betrays me.
You can't tame any crocodilian. You can get them ilused to human contact, but you can't get them to do commands.
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For those of you who think "Jurassic Park Scenario" means Mesozoic flora and fauna, it means any place where you are trapped with a bunch of dangerous animals, planets, and/or insane people. So Ige Age and present day life are both Jurassic Park Scenarios. My Jurassic Park Survival is to tame a small Sarcosuchus baby and have it kill anyone that betrays me.
Hmmm...Ice Age... let's go backwards, i demand my own cavalry unit riding Sarkastodons. :P
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For those of you who think "Jurassic Park Scenario" means Mesozoic flora and fauna, it means any place where you are trapped with a bunch of dangerous animals, planets, and/or insane people. So Ige Age and present day life are both Jurassic Park Scenarios. My Jurassic Park Survival is to tame a small Sarcosuchus baby and have it kill anyone that betrays me.
You can't tame any crocodilian. You can get them ilused to human contact, but you can't get them to do commands.
John Faa begs to differ. And Sarcosuchus wasn't a crocodilian. It was a pholidosaur.
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Human teeth are perfectly good a breaking skin. Sounds like someone's an only child.

And I'd be level headed about an Alien invasion. If they were clearly nice people here to civilize us and make money, I'd collaborate. If they are arseholes I'd die herricly and pointlessly.

If they are just friendly I'd pull a Mirror Cochrane and give them two barrels of welcome to earth and loot their ship.
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Jul 22 2010, 09:34 PM
For those of you who think "Jurassic Park Scenario" means Mesozoic flora and fauna, it means any place where you are trapped with a bunch of dangerous animals, planets, and/or insane people. So Ige Age and present day life are both Jurassic Park Scenarios. My Jurassic Park Survival is to tame a small Sarcosuchus baby and have it kill anyone that betrays me.
You can't tame any crocodilian. You can get them ilused to human contact, but you can't get them to do commands.
John Faa begs to differ. And Sarcosuchus wasn't a crocodilian. It was a pholidosaur.
JohnFaa has obviously never worked with a crocodile then. Even the Cuvier's Dwarf Caimans are vicious bastards. And the latter point just means they are even less likeyl to be traiable.

Lamna, I've bitten and been bitten by people very hard. never bled. Unless of course you talk about biting on the nose.
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