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What's your Apocalypse plan?
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 02:23 PM (12,808 Views)
Holben
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With all weapons, your spaceship is the most powerful out there.
If you can drive it well.

You can take out enemy homeworlds with a pulser.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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I liked using bombs in air to air combat.
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Holben
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I liked getting loads of Grox to follow me, popping down on a world and as they all formed a tight-nkit wrong antimatter missiling.
None survived... EVER
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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You're best hope in the case of an alien invasion is to hope another faction or species wants to help you, then use their technology to modify and rebuild an old battleship.
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You're best hope in the case of an alien invasion is to hope another faction or species wants to help you, then use their technology to modify and rebuild an old battleship.
And then your the interstellar Afghanistan.
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The Taliban don't have wave motion guns.
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Holben
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It's scaled up, yes, but the same principle.
No-one would trust you with a wave motion gun based on pity, methinks.

The best defense against aliens is to lie low or hope they're low-tech enough to infiltrate and assassinate.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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Or! Accept your new masters and hope you get put on some saucy breeding program! :D
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Holben
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That's highly unscientific!
The chance they could breed...
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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Don't tell them that!
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Shhh we don't tell them that otherwise they will just wipe us out and we cannot fufill man's true dreams of boning another superior species ;)
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They'll just kill you afterwards.
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We still completed the dream ;)
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And if their method of sex doesn't even come anywhere near your member? Your dream fails and you wind up with eggs in your gut.
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We choose to mate with and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. That's our mission. We seek new life and...dance.
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