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| Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 02:23 PM (12,834 Views) | |
| seascorpion | Jul 21 2010, 03:32 PM Post #16 |
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Why Can't I Hold All These Mongols?
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this is me and my friends reaction to 2012 "so...... the worlds gonna end?" "i know,and we better get rooted ,QUICK! TO THE WHOREHOUSE!" |
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| dialforthedevil | Jul 21 2010, 03:39 PM Post #17 |
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im gunna take so much f****ing cocaine and im gunna be raping me some fine bitches 5:00 raping time!!! quote predators what a film
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| Toad of Spades | Jul 21 2010, 03:43 PM Post #18 |
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I'm not so sure doing that would improve your chances of survival. Or are you not planning on doing a "Castaway" type gig and instead planning on burning out?
Edited by Toad of Spades, Jul 21 2010, 03:44 PM.
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Sorry Link, I don't give credit. Come back when you're a little...MMMMMM...Richer. Bread is an animal and humans are %90 aluminum. | |
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| Temporary | Jul 21 2010, 03:55 PM Post #19 |
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Follow the Owen Harper plan. World gonna end? Time to get laid. Zombie apocalypse would be easy for me. I have plans for zombie breakouts no matter where I'm at on my day to day basis. We have food, a garden (not being used at the moment, but I can hold off until it get's growing again in a worst case scenario), there is a creek in walking distance for water, with plenty of fruiting trees and plants along the way. Food isn't a problem down here. As for the zombies themselves? Kill it with fire. Yes, I know, people claim the best weapon to use against a zombie is a machette. This is BS, if zombies were real they would probably be driven biologically, an infection causing them. A machette is to close, and could release body fluids like puss or bile that could spill on you, infecting you. Flamethrower? Kill them at a distance, kills the infection. Perfect. I have spray paint and lighters and any idiot could make a crude one out of that. I'd also use it as an excuse to get rid of people that have royally pissed me off. I have a list. Relax, only one person on this site was ever on it, and I've taken him off recently. So everyone on this site is safe. If it comes to a no-win scenario. Humanity has been wiped out and I'm the only one left, then depending on the type of zombism, I would probably could a mass suicidal attack taking out as many as possible. If there is a slight chance of survival, I'll start breeding humans. I know, I know, it'll be tough to use myself that way, but the continuance of the species come first. My house and my old highschool both have places in them to easily turn into a fort. However, an ideal place would be my old church. I could easily turn the old graveyard into a garden (I'm not scared of zombie, and first thing I would do is burn the area, digging up the bodies, and burn them again) (and again), good soil to grow produce, a ton of cattle near by, and a creek in case the water or electricity shuts down. All I have to do is board up some doors and I'm good to go. |
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| T.Neo | Jul 21 2010, 03:58 PM Post #20 |
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Translunar injection: TLI
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Yeah! Or maybe... a plan for an apocalypse that actually could happen? I have a plan for surviving a planetwide bolide impact... Ok, it's rather far out, but at least it doesn't require Alien Space Bats. And it is potentially very survivable, providing you can survive the ~3 months of bitterly cold darkness. And that you're outside the immediate vicinity of the impactor. And wholly within the bounds of reality is serious societal disruption, which is far more of a threat in a country such as South Africa than it is in places such as the UK or US (then again, a lot of it is nonsense spread by radical right-wingers). Edited by T.Neo, Jul 21 2010, 04:01 PM.
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| dialforthedevil | Jul 21 2010, 04:00 PM Post #21 |
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Yes the right wingers in south africa give patriots like me a bad name although you guys have to read WWZ and the zombie survival guide they are so good!!!! |
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| Toad of Spades | Jul 21 2010, 04:03 PM Post #22 |
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You wouldn't have to worry about zombies in a cave on a small isolated island in the middle of a lake. Zombies are lousy swimmers and they are too stupid to know how to use a boat. |
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Sorry Link, I don't give credit. Come back when you're a little...MMMMMM...Richer. Bread is an animal and humans are %90 aluminum. | |
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| lamna | Jul 21 2010, 04:23 PM Post #23 |
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Yeah, but corpses can float, and zombies don't drown. I wonder if I would make a good leader? I'm no Napoleon but I think if I had a solid start I could get a duchy up and running. |
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| SIngemeister | Jul 21 2010, 04:36 PM Post #24 |
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Why are zombies so scary? A rotting corpse can't do shit. |
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My Deviantart RRRAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!! | |
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| Ook | Jul 21 2010, 04:49 PM Post #25 |
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not a Transhuman
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well i basically go to mušov island in Nové Mlýny![]() small church,remain of former viliage would be my house and i survive inside spring floods.I basically could eat fish(but i dont like fish meat) or birds,Nové mlýny is important place,tens of thousands geese and other water loving birds rest here during their migrations.In winter,when will be zombie frozen i could hunt feral and wild animals,like roe deers,muflons,pheasants of hares.I have some skills in survival,and i have big knowledge about czech plants,animals and gardening,so for me it wont be a problem.After zombie era,which could be max. one year long,i go and find some survivors ant then we could build small viliage at Pálava and farm plants and keep animals. Edited by Ook, Jul 21 2010, 04:50 PM.
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| Sliver Slave | Jul 21 2010, 04:55 PM Post #26 |
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I'm going back to basics.
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My plan is to contact JohnFaa. I'm sure he'll have a suitable plan, and if I help him I will surely have a favourable position in the empire to come. EDIT: A space after a comma or period, Bexi. Edited by Sliver Slave, Jul 21 2010, 05:05 PM.
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| Kamidio | Jul 21 2010, 04:58 PM Post #27 |
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It's a Jurassic Park scenario. It involves any animals or plants brought back through cloning and all hell breaks loose. And the park had giant trenches that the animals walked over, and the Compys could get you. I'd go with the chemical Dr. Grant used to kill the Deinonychus. |
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| lamna | Jul 21 2010, 05:00 PM Post #28 |
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And then I conquer your Churchy island. And no defence is impenetrable. It just has to slow down the foe enough so that you can kill him. Edited by lamna, Jul 21 2010, 05:17 PM.
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| Kamidio | Jul 21 2010, 05:20 PM Post #29 |
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Unless the defense is impenetrable. Kekekekeke. |
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| Ook | Jul 21 2010, 05:26 PM Post #30 |
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well zombies cant swim..? what version of zombie is here?classic stupid very slow,fast running or what the hell...Zombies are rotting,so if you wait at safe place one or two years,undeads will be gone(and lot of skeletons are everywhere) |
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