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What's your Apocalypse plan?
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 02:23 PM (12,822 Views)
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Just drove him off. Our pet Werecrocodile is a very good guard dog. Even when he turns back into a shaman.
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I'm going back to basics.

Hopefully any nearby monsters in my area will die of hypothermia. -50 celsius for the win!
Something is upsetting the ostriches.

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Even Werepolarbears?
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I hear weremoose are very resiliant too.
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I reckon you're all trying to mislead me.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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Goddamnit you stupid vampire, you're allergic to gingers!
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I maintain my point.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

"It is the old wound my king. It has never healed."
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Dykes are always a good idea whatever the problem.
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Are nipples or genitals necessary, lamna?
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Except in times of alien invasion. Especially with aliens who dislike dykes.
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But how are they going to get their space ships across a ditch, and up a bank on the other side?

Just incase they try it I'm going to order everyone in my group to use the dyke as a toilet. Even if they win, we will have totally ruined their shoes.
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I was kidding about the poop thing. What do I look like? A Masadan?

No I'd dig a proper latrine until I can rebuild and fix the sewers.
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Not enough toilet paper, i'm afraid. You'll have to use this hedgehog skin.
Time flows like a river. Which is to say, downhill. We can tell this because everything is going downhill rapidly. It would seem prudent to be somewhere else when we reach the sea.

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