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Cat likes spanking
Topic Started: Jan 24 2010, 07:32 AM (2,241 Views)
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Well that would double the creepy factor in Nyan Koi.
"To break the curse you must do 100 good deeds for cats, now spank me! Give it to me hard"

Who found this out? Who wakes up and thinks "I'm going to spank a cat today and see if it like sit"?
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Maybe it's like a massage? Like you know how some types of massage are just chopping or hitting?

The shock of the impact goes through the whole muscle and promotes better circulation and helps it to relax after a while... I remember one of the warm-ups at aikido class was to gently hit ourselves all over with our knuckles and it does actually feel pretty good as long as it's not done too hard.

Plus, I prefer when getting a leg massage to have it chopped rather than kneaded. Kneading just hurts... oddly.
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Yeah that's what my girlfriend said, and you're probably right. It's just a whole lot more fun to develop a whole new level of distance for the smug furry buggers.
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The rear half of a cat is very sensitive to pleasure, like when you stroke a cat on the rear half, the tail goes up so much higher.

That sounds wrong.
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According to Morgan dogs also like it.

Horse however are normal animals that like your pinching the back of their neck along the mane, and don't like heavy patting or slapping. Horses generally hate winning races, they want to run with other horses not get out in front. So when a horse does win and lots of people come up to it and pat is the horse learns not to win again.
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Jan 25 2010, 01:12 PM
According to Morgan dogs also like it.

Horse however are normal animals that like your pinching the back of their neck along the mane, and don't like heavy patting or slapping. Horses generally hate winning races, they want to run with other horses not get out in front. So when a horse does win and lots of people come up to it and pat is the horse learns not to win again.
I headbutted a horse on Saturday.

I work at a stables and the basted was being very annoying.
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Babies enjoy having their bottoms patted. Not like hard spanking, but a good solid thumping can help them calm down and releive gas (or feces)
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You lucky bastard. I'm currently leeching of the government. What's I'd give for your job.

And it's not horse's fault they are dickheads. They are daft but so trainable people think they are smart and treat them wrong.

More things the media don't tell you about children. I assumed you patted the back.
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You do. And the belly.
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Babies are funny.
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No they are not. That said, no infant lifeform is fun for me, unless it is precocial like a reptile
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Not funny ha ha, but funny in a "That's rather Queer" way. Although I've been told they can be the other kind of funny as well.
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Having a baby, I can safetly say that they are hilarious.

However, that's mostly because having a baby completely destroys your ability to think rationally and the whole endorphins thing makes it kinda fuzzy to reason.

HA BOO BOO BOO WHOOSSA BABBY YES IT'S YOOOU BA BA BA BOO
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Babies. Crack's Cheaper.
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You lucky bastard. I'm currently leeching of the government. What's I'd give for your job.

And it's not horse's fault they are dickheads. They are daft but so trainable people think they are smart and treat them wrong.

More things the media don't tell you about children. I assumed you patted the back.
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