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Am I Normal? Tell us your Quirks
Topic Started: Feb 3 2009, 01:40 PM (2,856 Views)
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L'évolution Spéculative est moi

lamna
Mar 21 2009, 04:17 PM
Does anyone think the pirate-ninja thing is just strange? In 300 years are we going to be celebrating Nathuram Godse, John Wilkes Booth and Gavrilo Princip? Will we have talk like a hijacker day?

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ALLAH AKBHAR!
We should all aspire to die surrounded by our dearest friends. Just like Julius Caesar.

"The Lord Universe said: 'The same fate I have given to all things from stones to stars, that one day they shall become naught but memories aloft upon the winds of time. From dust all was born, and to dust all shall return.' He then looked upon His greatest creation, life, and pitied them, for unlike stars and stones they would soon learn of this fate and despair in the futility of their own existence. And so the Lord Universe decided to give life two gifts to save them from this despair. The first of these gifts was the soul, that life might more readily accept their fate, and the second was fear, that they might in time learn to avoid it altogether." - Excerpt from a Chanagwan creation myth, Legends and Folklore of the Planet Ghar, collected and published by Yieju Bai'an, explorer from the Celestial Commonwealth of Qonming

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It's very queer how we chose murderers and thieves. Why not Royal Navy Sailors or Imperial Japanese Soldiers? Not only are they cooler, they were not criminals and they were the ones that won.

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Sometimes when reading I suddenly wonder how I am able to read, so I try and see how the symbols on the page are translated into words in my head. By doing this I am suddenly unable to read because I'm concentrating too hard on reading!
I remembered the thing I get like that. Sometimes it dawns on me, that I am me.
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I have High-Functioning Autism. I also like to make weird noises and movements at random times, luckely my friends think its funny. Like In the middle of class I'm sometimes tempted to scream "Mirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbsssss!" and jump around like a velociraptor, but I save it for break.
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I use obscure historical puns and jokes with my friends, who I don't always get it.

I only recently found out about Battlestar Galactica and now use frak subconsciously.

I have pretended to be "cheating" on my girlfriend as a joke/to impress her. I think I subconsciously did it as a test of our open relationship, it did not go well. We know each other on-line and have been going out exactly one year today.

Now I have a actual fuckbuddy, and again she was a bit iffy about me when I told her (despite me being fine with her boyfriend) but she is ok with it now.

Anyway about my fuckbuddy (wish that there was a nice euphemistic word for that) is it normal that we got a strap-on about 3 weeks into the "relationship", and that she wanted me to come along to her first date with her new boyfriend.
It was not a proper date, just hanging round town. Still that was pretty weird.
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I'd imagine that would be very weird. Just imagine how the other guy felt.
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I expect it was worse for him, but it was not as awkward as you think.
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When I read or hear an opinion different from mine, I sometimes feel like I have to conform to that opinion, but my conscience tells me not to, so I cringe a bit as a result.
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When I meet an idiot online (be it a creationist or a mad idiot like Peter Mihalda) I get very much like a wild cat facing a predator, with my back curved upwards and my fingers grasping like claws
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I don't know if I have mentioned this but I am almost never angry. Unless my computer betrays me.

Also I think I am accidentally slipping into a poly relationship.
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Oh great, now I have a reason to watch you :D
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I think about 80% of Gammatelier's stuff is pretty hot. I think that is pretty high.

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Apparently i say really dirty or really random things (sometimes both) when i am asleep. when i was at camp (i shared a tent with two other people) i apparently said "Hey Big Daddy........ Pass the butter" as well as "Yeah i would really want that up my....... cheese". i also grab things when im asleep, usually a blanket or a pillow, at camp i grabbed someones arm and used it as a pillow. that was awkward
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"Yeah i would really want that up my....... cheese"

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Those are ...beautiful quotes.
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Dariyphile?
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