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You know you've been playing parsite for to long..
Topic Started: Nov 6 2008, 04:22 PM (993 Views)
b5whun13r
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Too damn old for this shit
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When you start running away from worms when they come to close.
When you go to your local doctor and ask for an autodoc.
When you start taking drugs so you can "spacewalk"

ADD MOAR PEOPLE!
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DarknessPrince
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when you play hide and seek you wait for a voice to say "Evolution complete".
when you stand near a local vending machine and wait for a bomb to spawn.
when your excuse for destruction of public property is "it ruins the game"
when you start putting plastic bags over peoples heads and ask "WHATS YOUR OXY?!"
when the lights are out and you say "someone get power"
and finally.
when you refuse to go to the toilet in the fear that you will waste your upgrade points.
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zeph
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I don't get the toilet one. Are dookies minispawns?

When your excuse for commiting homicide is "he wasn't wearing a suit".
When you lock every door in your house and spend all your time staring at a security camera system you had installed.
When you have a blood test, and when declared free of cancer you stand up on the table and yell "SEE? I'M NOT PARA!!!"
When you randomly destroy vending machines so you can be the only one with cherry soda.
When you watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ and wonder what patch gave xgrm all that content, yo.
When you find yourself reading this thread and agreeing.
When you sit in the same room as a mute guy for 5 minutes and then acuse him of being a parasitic organism because he doesn't speak as much as everyone else.
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darvarda93
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Why aren't they in DoW2?
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Blast you took all the good ones.

When you start asking your vaccum cleaner to "Go check Cams."
When you go outside in a space suit.
When you go to the nearest BOSS outlet, and ask for the Disruption suit.
When you see someone burying something, you stand over it and yell really loud (Sonic suit).
When your afraid of the local french restraunt because of the lobsters that live in the tank in the front window.
When you murder all the innocent bunnies in the pet store to stop them getting "Infected."

I can't really be bothered adding more :D
Edited by darvarda93, Nov 8 2008, 12:46 PM.
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DarknessPrince
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how about..
when you hear there is a bomb nearby and is about to explode, and your first thought is "lol n00b there r no bomb going off, there r no floating numbars!"
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i got nothing >.>
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b5whun13r
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Too damn old for this shit
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When the zombies start coming out of their graves, you run around screaming NOOB PARA ZOMG!
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darvarda93
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Why aren't they in DoW2?
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You see construction workers going down the manholes, and you shout out "DON'T KILL THE CONTAINMENT BLOCKADES!!"
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NoobCake
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You find the odesa cerebrate free, you run to the beer vendor for a drink,
You get killed by purple plants(infested lab animals), you scream u lungs out as you cant be a spawn,
You die from an overdose of drugs, you blame the auto-doc for its stupid location,
You find a nuke in front of you that's detonating in 3 seconds,you see atomics of neturons of unstable nuclear atomic radio-active rays blast ur sould out of ur body,
Your the AI and ur RSM got destroyed,you leave the game immediatley cos u cant upgrade,
You see the nuke explode,and players start to lag,you feel like switching to Halo or MapleStory Or WoW and stop playing para,
You see zeph going mad and cant close his mouth,you stuff in a cupcake,
You get possessed by atro,you're scared he'll make you streak about naked,
You find some blue beetles at your feet,you find urself dead after 2 seconds,
You get hungry,you adcidentally eat a bomb,you feel fucked,

I dont feel like including the rest.

LOL
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zeph
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Methinks you missed the point cakey :)
However, i do agree that when you see zeph you should give him a cupcake 8D
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darvarda93
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Why aren't they in DoW2?
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Yeah, Saucey didn't see the flip-side.

Ah well, Keep posting people.

You see the workers cutting down the tree with their chainsaws, you start running so you can get a head start when they fire the bolts.

Your afraid that the wind will make burning rocks come down from the ceiling.

When a bird eats a bug outside, you say aloud "The cerebrate has been killed by Kewl_Bird534, Humanity has been saved!"


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