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| NoobSaucey's Guide to humans,spawns and captains; My 3rd guide rate it :D | |
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| NoobSaucey | Oct 8 2008, 10:57 PM Post #1 |
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NoobSaucey's guide to whatever that isnt parasite or AI NOW NO LONGER IN COLOR! Edit: >:D First things first this is a guide by me so therefore do not blame me if u die while following my guide and all yati yati... If ur still reading then go ahead and take a look,it might just help u pls feedback and comment on how i can improve my guide,ill try to update as much as possible ![]() Now lets go on to the roles.... Human: One of the most common ones,haiz even if ure not para dont be too upset,human can be quite fun too! We have many types of humans.... 1st type:Normal human,totally bent on killing the parasite and not tking any1 and not joking around. 2nd type:pscho human,totally bent on messing up the game and confusing humans to think hes the para for the fun of it and destroying bt,turning off power and oxy. 3rd type:Self-Infector,totally pissed abt being human and wants to be an alien at the least,a spawn. 4th type:Nothing.A guy not bent on doing anything much just to rp around and have fun not really intending to kill the parasite 5th type:Roleplayer, kill these guies, cuz rpers should play sotdrpg or whatever. 6th: Paranoid, Possibly one of the coolest people to play parasite with, these guies will shoot you on site, make massive cade forts that spawn whole rooms, and stockpile enough items to last them though 6 nuclear wars. Ok now for the type of captains... 1st type:like the normal human,is bent on protecting the humans and leading them to victory. 2nd type:A pain in the ass,sets sentries on every1 except himself after locking ppl in rooms with no suits,the no.1 enermy of every1 except himself lol. 3rd type:bad captain,self-infects to be a spawn and assist the cerebrate. 4th type:Captain Disliker or Hater,at first starting might attempt to destroy his keycard and slack around or giving it to sum1 therefore not wanting to have such captain roles. 5th type:Tker captain,not much to say a captain that tks inorder to have less suspects. Now for the last but not least the spawns.... 1st type:Power Crazy Spawn,self-infects to be spawn then kills the cerebrate with bombs in order to become the para (digusts me,what selfish ppl,wait ur turn to be para sesh.) 2nd type:Good Spawn, good spawn intending to help the humans kill the cerebrate for his or her revenge therefore telling every1 who it is and attempting to kill cerebrate with bombs. 3rd type:zzz spawn,not really intending to help parasite,acts human and partys with them and all with no intent to kill the humans at all,basically a guy who just serves as more upgrade points for para. 4th type:Normal Spawn,helps the para in all ways it can do to help undercover to help extreminate all humanity,truely a boost to the parasite. 5th: Noob spawn, goes off and kills containment blockades, and doesn't talk to other parasites right, and also likes to die. Trap these in cades(As only the cerb can attack other parasites cades) or just leave them on the planet and tell them to camp the odesa cerb.) Ok now that thats done lets go on to what u should do as the different roles and types and blah blah blah....zzz Stratergys for humans: For normal humans...be a human,protect the bt,arm urself,stop self-infectors one way to protect bt is to prepare urself with thermal flares(to reveal bombs placed at bt),thermal shields(to shield urself if the bomb does go off and finally a bomb defuser for all intending purposes this way,u can be a real pain in the ass for the parasite by guarding the bt,all these items can be easily aquired at the medical bay nearby,u can also make a baricade path to delay parasite,once u have guarded it sucessfully,make humans bt and bt urself too and eliminate all suspects and find out whos para also be on the look out for ppl who might try to kill bt with a stealth suit,therefore i suggest u to guard the bt as fast as possible. For Psycho Humans...Be a mad asshole who tks as many ppl as possible with bombs and turn off the power to irritae ppl who are trying to bt,once u have killed alot of humans,u should come down with a lot less suspects,if u think ure pro,go ahead and kill every1 then have a 1v1 fight with the parasite.Also,u can whis to every1 (excluding the AI)and say:URE THE PARA ADMIT IT.lols its fun ![]() For Self-Infectors...Be a worse asshole than the psycho human,quickly get an adernal stimpak and ur stuff,go as quickly as possible to bio lab to get infected by the small para worms then get the hell out of there as fast as possible do not bother to killl cam,if u are fast enough,no one can get to the cams before u.after that,either hide outside or inside the odesa room note,if u want to hide inside u have to kill it with a stealth suit or odesa paras.To speed up the infecting process,keep using the adernal stimpaks to take in more dmg from the infection and let the odesa paras have a few hard blows at u till u have red hp then wait.rmb to get a recycler to clean up ur dead body and dont wear a suit while infecting,u will have armor that way and u will slow down the process after that...go do ur bussiness...(be warned that are many cerebrates who hate self-infectors (like me)and will try to kill the spawn or stop the infection by keeping the paras from biting u till some humans come to kill the mini paras in the lab. For Nothing humans...DONT DO ANYTHING ITS OBVIOUS,just do what u like best and rp around,one most fun way is to go drinking with a couple of frens who u knoe aint para also go to XRGM to free odesas. (i dont have much to say really abt this type) For Rpers:Go play sotdrpg, theres less chance of people telling you to STFU, or killing you. For Paranoid humans: Get lots of cade, and lots of any other items you can find and make the biggest cade fortresses ever, you want to cover about 2-3 rooms with it, even when you've got that, you still gotta make more, because everyone who even comes close probally has the intention of infecting you and theres no people who acturally want to help you, however if you do let someone in, cade off the exit, and kill them!(Because there probaly got the parasite in them) Stratergy for Captains: For Normal Captains...BE GOOD DONT GO MAD AND SUDDENLY TARGET EVERY1,its really annoying.force ppl to bt and if they dont,tk them.if they trun out to be humans,quickly deactivate the anti-tk jailing system at the bridge. For the bastard captains...BE A GAY ASSHOLE,BECOME PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1 EVEN WITH THE AI.Lock up the bridge to protect ur self and hide in there while also turning off power for extra gayness be warned,u might get banned o.O not my probelm LOL do it at ur own risk.(not oxy u need to breathe to silly,u can also kill contains :D) For the Bad Captains who might get banned to ROFL...u can choose whether or not to become a spawn or not,it really doesnt matter unless u feel that spawns are strong,u might wanna go undercover so that at first every1 wont try to squeze the life out of u like an angry woman.Slowly make ur self trustworthy then betray the humans at the last moment or maybe at the point where u feel like betraying them already.U also might wanna whis the para first that ure on its side before it kills u. For the Nothing Captains?I DONT CARE WHY SHOULD U???!?!??!??!?!?!??! try being one of the other types of captains. Stratergy For Spawns: For the Power Crazy Spawns...U really are a gay big fat fucking asshole if u are doing this.But ok...just go on u bitch.First things first after self-infecting,try to make urself unknown to the cerebrate on who u are.this way,the cerebrate will have a hard type figuring out whos the spawn and therefore making it unable for him to kill u so easily,also,while hes figuring out,try to kill him with bombs(take note that spawns cannot attack fellow aliens in human or alien form)if u have suceeded,wait and keep the humans in suspence to whos a spawn,actually u can also make urself less suspicious by bting first before self-infecting however if u do that,u will have less time to self-infect and the humans will have their guard up already.Once u become the cerebrate....read my mental para guide xD For the Good Spawns...Wow i cant say whether i hate u or not o.O anyways like all spawns u cannot attack the cerebrate and therefore should try to kill it with bombs,u can also reveal ur self to the humans and whos para in private inorder to make them trust u first.then rmb to not let the cerebrate know u are gonna betray.once the para has gotten into a exlporer vessel,get the humans to all chase him with u piloting the space station,once u have surrounded him and he trys to land on the space station or on XRGM,E.M.P cable him while the humans blast him to bits For the zzz spawn...Get a life LOL. For the Normal spawn...Help the para in all ways without exposing ur identity to them for example if u are captain and a spawn,do not untarget brown urself the spawns and leave the guns targeted on the humans,this will be a big disadvantage as ur indentitys will be revealed and ur frens will die like a bastard with pro humans like dave,dp,dust,zeph,nota,sheep and many others including me so dont be a fool and do that.altho a spawn is weak,after the para has evolved to a decent tier of 3 u can make spawns 1 by 1 rmb u cannot take a gang,u are not god u lameo.keep doing this till u have helped the para get up to 5 spawns this way,its seriously GG for the humans unless they are really pro. For the Noob Spawn: If you wanna be a noob spawn, you gotta kill the containment blockades, then kill the powergen(Because then you'll be an epic spawn, another good thing is getting traped on explorer vessels and spending the whole game asking"h0w du i gt off?!101". Another pro way of being a noob spawn is attacking the rsm. If u have been paying attention to what i have been typing abt its becos ur a nerd with nothing better to do. and what of the suits and items u ask?who cares.this bores the snot out of me THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NOOB (or is it?) still paying attention? LOL ok then i shall help further by suggesting what suits to wear and the type of items u should be carrying around... First things first,dont be a noob shit whether ur anything u need these items 1st item:Healing Stimpak A MUST U FOOL 2nd item:Adernal Stimpak A MUST TOO OR UR GONNA BE SLOCKING AROUND AND PPL ARE ABLE TO GET AWAY FROM U AS FAST AS AN ANGRY WOMAN CHARGING FOR STUFF TO TAKE AWAY THEIR CROWS FEET ROFL. 3rd item:only for humans,the portable auto doc,this is good in emergency cases and also can take away the drug and alchohol effects u drunk tards.if ure a spawn,u can still carry this around to fool the humans to further believe ur a human,however u will waste a inventory slot awww. 4th item:A SUIT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD U THINK U CAN KILL EVERY1 WITH UR PICKAXE?!??!?!??!ROFL.For different type of roles there are different suits u should wear,for example,a para usually gets a stealth suit for running away after destroying the bt and also to hide if the humans ever find out hes para.For humans,they usually take suits that can kill paras like a knife through warm butter such as the combustion suit and many others,i like maverick to hunt =) the maverick has a great trick to kill paras unless they have a thermal shield,this is what i do,i set up a bomb on the ground and then i use phase shooter on the para and tele it to me near my bomb and i have my shield up!BB PARASITE 2000 DMG FOR U U NOOB LOLS IF U STAY TO CLOSE ROFL,also the maverick suit has a decent attack that i like.Not only the paras go stealth suit,humans also take them to run away from para when they have uber spells that can kill them easily,also some humans take disruptor suit for its great blinking spell.some go sonic suit to blow their enemys away from them.Tkers like me also go maverick to tk really well and use the acid suit for its cool entangiling roots spell and also the razor suit with its gay stunning spell that has a very short cd. 5th item:energy pak,without this u might as well sell ur mother in order to survive if u choose not to take this,u are like fighting with a para like a man fighting a tiger with false teeth with no armor. Other items... thermal shields absorbers(to help para take away the humans thermal shield so that they can kill them)para busters that can do a straight 250 dmg towards any para u know,these items are encential to humans surviving and all however they take up alot of space,i mean like ppl also need to fill up their invent with stuff such as the night vision googles when needed and the thermal flare to kill atro who always goes invis and the omega strain cannister to prevent mind possess. u know what? there are a whole lot of items out there that are all good (except the stupid portable bt maybe)that all can really help u own the game. therefore i have actually just made this guide to tell u that there are many ways to own,u have to use ur imagination to think of what item combos u should buy and when and where and why u know that? so i end this piece of shit guide by telling all of u to try to invent new item combos,give it a try,u might even make the best item combo! A piece of effort by Yours Truely, NoobSaucey ps:this isnt a guide really,just was having fun around? lols. Edit: If you fricking put all that colour in your next guide...I will hunt you down personally (Huff Puff) |
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| b5whun13r | Oct 9 2008, 07:08 AM Post #2 |
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Too damn old for this shit
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You forgot teh Nub human, Defender Human, Bunker Human, Space Man, Group Leader, Lacky, Nub cap, Afk Cap, Nub spawn, Tratior Spawn. Other than that a nice guide, not that I need it. Also lawl, when im cerb I know when my little spawns in bio get attacked, and to be on the safe-side, i usaly kill selfinfesters. Edited by b5whun13r, Oct 9 2008, 07:12 AM.
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| NoobCake | Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM Post #3 |
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Your Friendly Artist
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hey bsw u know i had to study for my PSLE and could hardly make the entire thing good news is that PSLE is over and ITS EXTRME COMPUTER TIME FOR ME xD look out for me |
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| zeph | Oct 9 2008, 12:10 PM Post #4 |
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The Overmind
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I was once cerb and a guy was complaining about not being cerb. Sure enough, he self infested. So me, possessing thinking powars, figured that he would try to kill me. All game he kept asking me which colour i was, asking the other spawns, until finally he found out when i was t4 and we were about to win the game anyway. He admitted he wanted to kill me ![]() |
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| Sephiroth | Oct 9 2008, 03:28 PM Post #5 |
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Mind Parasite
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well, there IS a para who acts as a meat shield, he will admit to being para, get all suspicion and make them chase him all the while u evolve and such, he also take suspicion away from u, he might even destroy a cade or 2 u also forgot the smart human, thats basically good players in general, but then u break them up to subsections, like me, i am willing to tk agaisnt my allies if they tick me off, i wait until certain possiblilities are open too me. items i get insta heal HoT - Discard this if i want to adrenaline suit (stealth) energy pack Empty - save this for bombs/card/nuke etc i discard the HoT later in the game cause i dont take too much dmg also u forgot the camera man Edited by Sephiroth, Oct 9 2008, 03:28 PM.
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| zeph | Oct 9 2008, 04:35 PM Post #6 |
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The Overmind
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So dust, you have no thermal? How do you survive against good mind paras? They can scan to remove your stealth advantage, slow removes your speed boost advantage, and your going to run out of life before they run out of mana + energy pak o.O |
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| Sephiroth | Oct 9 2008, 07:02 PM Post #7 |
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Mind Parasite
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lol, never carry thermal unless its on an extremely rare occasion i get away from mind paras simply by out manuvering and misdirecting them. *walk through a door into bio, para thinks u went into bio, u go out into qurantene easy eh? |
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| zeph | Oct 10 2008, 06:29 AM Post #8 |
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The Overmind
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Er... maybe if you fight a noob mind para. With your build against mine, a standard fight would go: we see each other. I slow you. You hit adrenal and stealth (i suppose) I scan and blast joo. You slowly walk towards elevator and use instaheal, meanwhile im meleeing you. I absorb your HoT and adrenal, and get mana back. I BLAST JOO AGEN! Your almost dead, i scan and slow again to make certain you cant escape, energy pak and blast you. Unless your within 5 seconds of slow walking to an elevator good luck, and even when you get past you need luck. In fact, i might start the battle EM'ing you to stop stealth altogether, slowing and absorbing and bang, you have no tricks left o.O If you em me ill simply absorb THAT. Whats your counter? ![]() Not sure if absorber absorbs stealth Edited by zeph, Oct 10 2008, 06:30 AM.
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| b5whun13r | Oct 10 2008, 06:40 AM Post #9 |
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Too damn old for this shit
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Asborberz dun, but mind para haz a low cd reveal, so gg fort joo mr non thermal. |
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| zeph | Oct 10 2008, 07:55 AM Post #10 |
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The Overmind
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Yeah, the point is to a mental para stealth is another word for less mana. Absorbing any of your buffs replenishes said mana and more. |
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