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A new shama-lama has emerged. All hail Zeph! :D; Well... all except peepz i like i guess
Topic Started: Oct 2 2008, 04:39 PM (880 Views)
darvarda93
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Why aren't they in DoW2?
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Start a thread about Alliteration??

Nty, How bout we start one about how Zeph is the Flash >:)
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zeph
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O NOEZ, MY IDENTITY R REVEELD!!!
However, ill talk my way out of that one dustykinnywinchesterenny.
As the bullet collided with our hereos skull, the kinetic force pushed the pannel deeper inside, activating the unlocking mechanism.
Our hero slowly turned around, a majestic aura flowing from his wonderously exposed inner cranium, his synthetic eyes lit with mirth.
Without a word, he closed his head, making dust collapse to his knees with dispair, and slowly drifted up.
'NO ZEPHY,' he cried. 'JOO IZ TEH GUDDEST AI EVAR!'
But it was too late. Zephy the cyborg had attacked, and sheer fluke made it critical.
Dust was stuck to the ground, looking at his death aproaching, and yet could not help but think of cottage cheese sunsets, gently waning the moonlight crumpets.
As the long blade crashed down upon Dust's crown, neatly slicing his rarely-used brain, (oh, burned :D), a flashing message alit the computer screens.
'Dusty, the cerebate, had been killed. Humanity is saved!'
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Sephiroth
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and dusterk was reborn as an undead cerebrate and infected some villigers which lead to a plauge on earth

i never die!
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zeph
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I still won the game though.
Plus, if your going for the whole biblical starting-a-sentence-with-and thing you cant use i!
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Sephiroth
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yes, u may have won the game but i ate you and for thousands of years, no one knew what happened to Zeph Paraslayer, and now, the thing that killed zeph, is coming after them!
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zeph
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But it turns out that one man DID know what had happened to zeph...
Zeph himself!
He used mirror image, which got eaten by dust, who walked off in triumph.
Zeph had a holiday in the Bahamas, until some plaguey-thing killed humanity.
Zeph, in his brilliance, figured that the easiest way to kill an undead parasite was simply to use holy virii.
Problem solved.
Zeph then cleansed the zombie population and continued his tequilla.
Edited by zeph, Oct 16 2008, 03:59 PM.
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Sephiroth
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holy crap...... since when does a parasite 2 suit get mirror image 0.o
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Too damn old for this shit
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MIRROR IMAGE CAUSES PARA 2 TO CRASH LOLOLOLOLOL YOUR PLAN IS RUINED ZEPH!, RUINED! (Yes in para 1 there is a clone item, use it and GG FOR JOO!)
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darvarda93
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Why aren't they in DoW2?
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*Uses Demi and resurrects the plague-bringers.*

RAAAWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*Throws the Moon from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask at Zeph*

I find it funny Zeph ain't a forum Mod yet....OH WAIT I REMEMBER NOW!!!!
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Firstly: you don't find it odd that the Bahamas are in the game? o.O
Secondly: Show me a zombie enslaved earth in para plox
Thirdly: My plan isnt ruined on account of me ruining his plan, because when the game crashed his para chance got ruined :D
Fourthly: Mah 4 giant homies well halp meh from teh m00n darvz. *Termina great bay music*
Lastly: I find it hysterical that i'm not a forum mod, the very pinnacle of humour :P
Post-Lastly: Oh, sarcasm at your malapropism, burrrrnnneed!
Also: Of course theres mirror image in para. Ever seen illusionist?
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