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Teh scariest stories EVAR!
Topic Started: Jul 24 2009, 07:46 PM (113 Views)
zeph
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There once was a man from peru.
He dreamt he was eating his shoe!
He woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true.

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Once, there was a kid who loved to read. He read for hours each day, but finally he had read everything in his favorite book store.
He walked up to the owner and asked him if he had anything the kid had not read. The owner replied, 'well... there is one...'
After looking contemplative for a moment, the bookstore owner handed the kid a book titled 'Death' and smiled kindly. He said that he would give the book to the kid for a special $50 price, but the kid must NEVER look at the front page.

The kid rushed home and read the book in one sitting, and he was content. However, his curiosity got the better of him, and he looked at the front page... and dropped the book in HORROR.

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And finally, a version of a popular urban legend with all the characters mixed up...

One day, a baby sitter decided he wanted a break from the parents, so he hired his most trusted angel statue to baby sit them for the night. The angel statue came along and found the parents asleep in their beds. He wanted to watch some cable tv, but the downstairs tv didn't have it, so he rang the baby sitter and asked if he could watch upstairs. After getting the go-ahead, he walked upstairs and asked a final request- could he cover up the children just outside the window with a sheet, or at least close the blinds, as they were creeping him out?

The phone went silent for a moment. Then the baby sitter said 'take the parents and get out of the house now. I'll call the cops. I don't have any children.' Minutes later the police arrived to find the angel statue and parents dead. No children were ever found...
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NoobCake
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Those were some of teh scariest stories eva.
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zeph
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Inorite??
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NoobCake
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Double post bug much, 3rd story creeped me out a little still.
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zeph
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I just love the part where he asks if he can cover the creepy kids staring in with a sheet XD
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I can't win with scary stories...I can win with scary pictures.

New Left 4 Dead 2 special infected: The Spitter.

Open at own risk.

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
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NoobCake
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That spooked me out, now theres something even creepier than boomers.
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zeph
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Eh, low resolution gore doesn't scare me!

Duke Nukem 3d was full of startleage though :O

Teh scariest game evar is avoid the noid. Im srs. Every time I want to buy pizza, I can't phone becauz it might esplode me, and I can't go there to pick it up or teh noid will jump on me :O:O:O!!!!
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darvarda93
Jul 25 2009, 10:55 PM
I can't win with scary stories...I can win with scary pictures.

New Left 4 Dead 2 special infected: The Spitter.

Open at own risk.

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Delayed... but...

I ROFLD
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