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| The Art of Talking...; lol. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 14 2009, 12:59 PM (889 Views) | |
| NoobCake | Jan 14 2009, 12:59 PM Post #1 |
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Whenever u are para and have been found out or accused of, there are many ways to try and convince them u are not para...one way is to...Talk ur way out...Lol Usually when ppl accuse others of being para they say either: Ya right, lol, and other shit. Denying is not always a good way to get put, if u put it too directly, or accuse that person back of being para, ppl are less likely to belelive that u are not para this will eventually lead to one thing.. BT. Unless of course of u have destroyed it or zephie has smashed it. if its still there, the best thing to do is to delay it for a while by saying: Im coming im in the middle of killing mini paras ... and so on.But dont delay too much, ppl will grow more suspicious of u if u take too long, in the middle of the delaying, get ur mini paras from either bio lab or a contain blockade to chase everyone away from BT then u destroy it by then ppl will be confused alot on how to test if ure para. then they do ridiculous stuff to prove that u are para... Idiots usually ask u to take portable BT Pros will ask u to tk someone. Loonys will ask u to commit sucide. u can take ur chances and do portable bt and try to convince the noobs u are not para after all, there are power in numbers. By this time ppl start getting desperate and tk u to test u however if u are able to do a few more fake acts like when no ones on cams and ur alien senses tell u there are no one nearby u can say: HELP PARA!!! (people will ask: where?) simply just ping a place nearby and meet them there u can use drugs to minus ur hp to make it look like u have really been attacked. howvever be sure not to spin up too many stories as there is a possiblity that something will go wrong or ppl will start thinking its too much of a concidence for the para to attack u so many times. u can also do the above method with one of ur spawns following u but not actually attacking u this way it is much effective esp. if people saw the spawn. Also, people are less likely to suspect you if you put a bomb in the rsm. if ure able to keep this up to tier 3 without breaking ur cover.u deserve a pat on the back and Victory is most likely yours people will be too concentrated on finding out whos the para than watching their own butts but be sure to look out for pro ppl in our clan... well i cant think of writing anymore so this isnt exactly a guide tho, pls comment and feed back anyways ![]() PS: reserved replys for the future talking guides however it appears that i was too late to put the reserves at the top... |
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| b5whun13r | Jan 15 2009, 06:16 AM Post #2 |
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Too damn old for this shit
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Gammer plz? |
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| zeph | Jan 15 2009, 09:15 AM Post #3 |
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I fixed it ![]() Still. Not bad advice. Good job. |
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| DarknessPrince | Jan 15 2009, 06:05 PM Post #4 |
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rofl!.. wouldnt really call someone who says "OMG U IZ PARA, LETS SACRIFISE GREEN TO PROVE IT" a pro. but still, gold star for noobie. |
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| NoobCake | Jan 15 2009, 08:03 PM Post #5 |
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lol thx and bsw its my uba 1337 SG speak lol.
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| NoobCake | Jan 15 2009, 08:10 PM Post #6 |
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Ok im continuing it, When ppl accuse u, like i said, it is not always good to directly deny it, a much better answer would be...: ''Wtf?'' followed by: ''lol..'' then ask: ''is there any prove man?'' this way it u will still be denying it but not too directly but if it just happens that they did have prove... say: do u have any witnesses? (be sure not too put it so quickly or too slow or it might sound direct and ppl get suspicious) and if they do u are dead shit esp. if the captain beleive that u are para or the person who accuses u is the capt. now u cant talk urself out and u are in deep shit, no one trusts u now and everyones hunting u down... unless u have convinced some people that u are not para by whispering them: seriously im not para. they will most likely answer: but theres proof! and a witness! then u can say: its most likely they are para cerebrate and spawn. u can also say: if u dont believe me u can ask (one of ur spawns) rmb to tell the spawn the plan too or he might end up saying: huh? what? thats when u would have blown it. (oh deary dear my mum suddenly came home and caught me goofing off ill be finishing tmr when i can touch the com >.>) till then *Reserved NOT* lol k im back if ure able to get at least 3 ppl who still believe u are not para than good. however, be sure not to let the 3 ppl talk to each other about what u have been saying or it may sound suspicious and fishy. oh and not talking bsw, is seriously bad. ppl start saying:''hey why isnt that guy talking?'' then they say either: oh is he afk? , or hey why are u so quiet? then some kapo guy come and say: HE MUST BE THE PARA! and this is the stupid part when if ur capts not willing to investigate he targets u. however if u manage to be the guy to accuse someone to be para about the fk thing then thats even better but pls dont be so direct lol anyways back to the part of tier 3, if u chose a tier than requires a spawn its good, however if u can keep ur cool and wait for a while before u evolve to one that does not need spawns, then ppl start to believe than the spawns that said u were not para as they now thing they are humans, the bad news is, they just realized the capt and the guy who accused cant be para and spawn thats when they start getting suspicoius of ur ''tales'' so this is a no-win solution just pick any =.= but if ure picking one that needs spawn try not to evolve so fast too that way ppl will know there arent so many spawns no seriously i heard of a bunch of nut-nut ppl clocking the time u evolve and evalutating if u evolved purposely on another time. BUT...if u have so many spawns...and u evolve so fast...ppl start getting suspicious of each other than they stop watching their own butts (once again lol) by tier 4 ppl start panicking and start to try to rip out each others butts and thats when u win lol. im tired i had a long day i think im gonna sleep i'll be writing tmr... ZzzzzzzZzzzz... Edited by NoobCake, Jan 16 2009, 07:19 PM.
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| NoobCake | Jan 15 2009, 08:10 PM Post #7 |
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Ok anyways as i was saying, ppl tend to try and find you when your're accused or something and they will either try and talk to you face to face or will try to kill you etc. to stop this, simply meet them at a spot where u have base advantage like away from cams and near mini paras or u have a bomb placed, this way if u cannot presuade him into believing you, u still have nothing to fear and can pwn his ass anytime.But the thing is, try to infest him and NOT tk him cos ppl will get more suspicous of him dying and send MORE than 1 ppl coming to investigate or even worse jumping to conclusions and kill you.And if that happens, simply put yourself in a nice hidey hole till u can evolve again, when you evolve, ppl start to think twice and they often stop thinking about killing you but who is near them and try to cut down the suspect list, a good hidey hole would be in the right corridor of the power gen, its a great spot but just watch out for ppl nearby and evolving doesnt take much time anways.U can then turn of gen, get more spawns and get lesser and less people into thinking you are parasite which will lead you straight to VICTORY esp. if you made capt a spawn, but watch out, kill people quick and dont let them have a time to say: HELP PARA HELP then they suddenly go quiet when they get turned into a spawn then the suspect list goes even more down and next thing you know, those shiny guns all around you start to burn ur ass. Once you make captain spawn or kill him, it is just too easy. Without the sentry guns to help the humans or even better with them targeting them, there's almost no chance to surivive or even fight back, unless of course you want to take a more fun indirective approach and stay undercover and stealthy which is fun! or can end the game directly in possibly 10 minutes hahaha! what do u have to say about that now DELAY! PS: wont be on Wc3 for a while, got addicted to maple private servers LOL. Edited by NoobCake, Mar 21 2009, 01:27 PM.
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| b5whun13r | Jan 16 2009, 07:32 AM Post #8 |
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Too damn old for this shit
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Just don't talk, its what DP does and i always end up suspecting him, even when hes the A.I. |
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| zeph | Jan 16 2009, 09:15 AM Post #9 |
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Lolz. For some reason, pretty much every para in this clan atleast talks so sparingly when they're para... Although I can't decide if it's more fun to deceive your way to victory, or to get caught early on and go on a killing spree and wipe out half the players in first form mental... ![]() Ah, tier 1 mental... it's like having a cake, and pwning things too. |
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| DarknessPrince | Jan 16 2009, 06:59 PM Post #10 |
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you know, there are times when i dont talk and i'm AI/ Human. >_> its not like i only dont talk when i'm para ![]() |
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