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Shamwow'd; Lance attacks hooker.
Topic Started: Apr 18 2009, 01:47 PM (162 Views)
Metalmittens
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Lazy Lobster
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).


Full story - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

That's why you don't kiss hookers. =\
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My friend made this for me a LOOOOONG time ago when my name used to be Paradiz. I lack the tools to change it and he hasnt been on the forum to fix it for my user name

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Chibi
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Mr. Sexbi
When your done beating the shit out of a hooker wipe the blood off with this shammy. WAIT! This isnt a shammy! It's shamwow. Will you look at that. 50% of the blood comes off making you look LESS oblivious!
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He seemed so nice. Like the kind of guy you would want to have a chat with in a bar. Oh well. All great things must come to an end. I still see people using his product and watching the commercials so it hasnt died down yet.
TEH USERBAR KING!

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