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Jokes!
Topic Started: Mar 24 2009, 04:58 PM (737 Views)
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Theboy1001
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Ahh!

Phone Line

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."
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When doing push ups, Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

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Yes, I've heard that one before...

Any non-Chuck Norris jokes?
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Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked.
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Mar 28 2009, 07:14 PM
Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked.
Lol, that's good. :P

Here's a really bad one...

A man walking into a bar with a cheese sandwich. The man said to the bartender,
"I'll have a beer for me and for this cheese sandwich, please." The bartender looks at the cheese sanwich and said,
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve food here."


See? I warned you it was bad! :P
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A nun, a priest, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them a says,
"Is this some kind of joke?"
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Johnny Hopkins
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Theboy I do not understand your first joke. Could you please explain it?



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Theboy1001
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In the first joke, the lady uses B.C. for toilet. The man receiving her letter thinks she means Baptist Church. He tells her about the Baptist Church, such as telling her that "the “B.C.” is located nine miles north of the camp site and is capable of seating 250 people at one time." or " but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along, and make a day of it."

This is perfectly normal for a Baptist Church, but the lady who receives the letter thinks the man is talking about a toilet...
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Theboy1001
Mar 30 2009, 03:38 PM
Soldier 1033
Mar 28 2009, 07:14 PM
Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked.
Lol, that's good. :P

Here's a really bad one...

A man walking into a bar with a cheese sandwich. The man said to the bartender,
"I'll have a beer for me and for this cheese sandwich, please." The bartender looks at the cheese sanwich and said,
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve food here."


See? I warned you it was bad! :P
That is not the one I dont understand. The one I dont understand is quoted.

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